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2012

14

Dec

Kate Upton is the Worst for Germany of the Day

I POSTED THE VIDEO THAT GOES WITH THESE PICS A COUPLE EEKS AGO ….

More importantly, I have fucked hotter girls, with better bodies, than Kate Upton….and more than just once…and I am not just saying that…it’s the fucking truth…and that is probably why I find her hype…nothing but hype…

She’s a chunky pig face fat girl in training…who I am pretty sure is gonna fall off eventually…when people she decided to go pro in her fatness….you know and really commit to her overreating and laziness that at 19 is not offensive, just a little sloppy, but by 25 will be a nightmare, I’m talking 3 am, bar is closed betty you are too ashamed to tell your friends about, even if she was once the 2012 great Kate Upton that no one will remember by 2017, cuz shits about to fall apart fast…

I mean she’s already doing the obscure foreign market magazines, it’s just a matter of time before everyone forgets she exists and focus on actual babes with actual hot bodies…and faces that don’t smell like bacon…like Emily Ratajkowski ….you know so Kate Upton can turn to titty fetish porn where she belongs.

Kate Upton is just a fad, like Hypercolor T-Shirts, Lady Gaga and all the other horrible fads people got rich off of for the minute it lasted…

True fucking story.

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