Julianne Hough is so mad…

I guess Ryan Seacrest isn’t fucking her with the prosthetic penis he puts on when she makes him fuck him as they watch gay porn so he can stay into it….

That would explain why she’s turned to emotional eating…and why she’s hiding her dancing body…that has fallen off…a hell of a lot more than a pregnancy would…

I mean this girl’s got fat thighs and cankles, how does that make any fucking sense, when her whole purpose is to dance.

Is it possible that Ryan Seacrest took this hetero lie to the next level of truth and decided to breed? I thought he was just a clone body for Dick Clark’s brain, I can’t imagine they made him with procreation capabilities…

I mean I just assumed he was built with no genitals, like the giant Ken Doll him imitates everyday of his fucking life….

Either way….pics of a rude cunt being cunty….

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