Jessica Simpson may be old as shit, she may be the third tier of the pop stars of her generation, she may have 3 too many kids, as she rolls into her 40s….but she’s a billionaire from selling made in China clothing to poor people via Walmart and that has made her billions of dollars…..more importantly, despite being 100 pounds overweight for the majority of her 30s, except when Weight Watchers step in and offer her 1,000,000 dollars to lose the weight, but she has maintained her big tits throughout the highs and lows of her rich as shit life…

She not fat right now….for now…but she’s also not uncrossing her legs in slow motion, so what’s the fucking point…

There is no point…

That’s the point.

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