Jessica Simpson lives, unlike her counterpart Britney Spears, who I like to think they want you to think lives, but is actually institutionalized or dead, either way, I’m not buying it’s her running her social media, and with this Jessica Simpson post, I’m not sure it’s her running her social media either.

Maybe old bitches who had everything set up for them during the internet era, so they never really used technology and are just learning.

So they just don’t really know or understand how social media works, they get oversharing and weird dancing and slutty bikini pics, but they aren’t the kind of celebs who really know how to pretend they are normal, since they never had to be norma….

Or maybe this is exactly the kind of content the internet needs from Jessica Simpson, in this era of dudes with PEE fetishes, it makes sense for her to over-share the peeing for the fetishists…

I mean, knowing her pussy is exposed, piss dripping out of her, all on grass like a farm animal, is probably fucking hot to some people, I mean they’d just crawl under her pee stream and let it warm them up…and by some people, I mean me.

Keep up the pee fetish content girl, next time let us see where it comes out from via a close-up.

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