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2022

06

Oct

Jessica Simpson in a Tight Outfit Terrifies Me of the Day

Jessica Simpson is a live, rich and now skinny and she posted the above pic to her story!

I realize that women rot and that Jessica Simpson’s in her 40s, with a few kids, and has struggled with morbid obesity for a while before being paid a lot of money to lose th fucking weight, which I guess she’s kept off, but for whatever reason, whatever is going on with her face and I guess her body is fucking weird!

I am sure she’s still got her signature fat tits, but I can’t imagine how shitty they hang off her like two sacks of shit thanks to her weightloss, you know, lose skin everywhere, just imagine what that does to a mom pussy, but you know as a fat hater, I should endorse the skeleton version of her, you know we prefer the anorexics being too weak to run from our romantic advances to the fat fucks too lazy or out of shape to run from our romantic advances, so this should be a fucking celebration, but there’s something in her fucking eyes or maybe that weird fucking lumpy ass titty that’s confusing me!

She is still Jessica Simpson, billionaire fast fashion scamming the normies after a career as a popstar thanks to her gay dad’s hustle for the money so he could buy ALL the cock!

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