Jessica Simpson may be expired popstar stock, but she was smart enough to make a K-Mart brand that made her billions, not that she was all that smart based on her reality show everyone would use to make fun of how stupid she was, but her team of people, from her gay dad manager to whoever else were smart enough to know in an era before social media, that the lowest common retard needs cheap clothing, and that celeb endorsement was enough to make them buy her clothing, and she’s fucking rich because of it…

Well, she may be expired, her big pop tits saggy, but she is still out there existing, with her tits out, posing in front of Christian barn doors to drive the point home that you can be Country and Christian while being jerked off to by the straggler last call, hanging around til the end fans out there who still think she’s the greatest chick around.

She’s not as fat as she’s been, I guess she kept off that weight weight watchers paid her millions to keep off, and her hard, masculine, menopausal face may be appealing to some of you fags into Jessica Simpson, while her boot porn is appealing to all you feet fucks that have inspired normal girls to monetize their feet on social media, you heroes.

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