Britney Spears, or the AI / Body Double / Actress who plays Britney Spears because I like to believe that the real Britney is dead and this social media version of her is just some AR snapchat filter, like some POKEMON GO shit, but the pop star version….is mad….

She’s mad because the paparazzi captured some pictures of her in a skimpy dress leaving the private airport in LA after a trip she’s documented on her social media in Mexico, which felt more like a trip that took place a few decades ago, but for the sake of buying into the official story, Spears was in Mexico on a vacation now that she’s free and wanted a chance to capture her weird dance videos in another country and location to make the fans less suspicious about why all her videos are from the same room.

Sure, it could have been GREEN SCREEN, but the hired paparazzi that was tipped off on Britney being at the AIRPORT by Britney’s team were there to assure us that SHE IS ALIVE and THICK.

In the dress, her big old lady mom tits were hanging out and hard nippled like the homeless chick in the pet store, just some rocking nipples that when you can’t smell the dying sadness and filth, you’d want to latch on them….

The dress is too short so her ass hangs out, her jacked up muscular and fat legs all ready to crush some watermelon.

Anyway, Britney feels betrayed by the paparazzi for making her look fat when she’s actually only 122 and fit bros…but she assures us that she’s the same girl in the same dress as the person who looks totally different than her in the paparazzi pics, because it’d be so hard to fake this outfit….but it’s more likely Britney’s found the instagram filters…

Either way, HOT TITS, THICK ASS, on a POP STAR MOM with a thick neck I’m sure we’d all love to use on our dicks….the thick neck that she’s always had, so MAYBE it is her….

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Britney Spears is apparently playing in Vegas. I don’t think that means she’s actually performing in Vegas, because she doesn’t do that kind of thing anymore since she’s dead.

She did post a video of her fondling her tits in a dress. A video that makes total sense and that you’d expect from some crackhead who works at the grocery store in attempts of going viral and living that Youtube creator dream as a last ditch effort to get crack money before selling off her phone to get the crack money….

She’s just a little too high profile of an act to produce such low level obscure shit….or this outdated looking shit….which is why I’m still convinced she’s dead.

The media is positioning her dress and cocktail dress as some dig at Timberlake for his DUI in the Hamptons after getting drunk because his “wife’ Jessica Biel wouldn’t let him suck her balls while giving her a handjob because she didn’t shower.

The dress that she seems to have bought at a sex shop, you know top quality high fashion shit that gives you a rash and a yeast infection, what all popstars who get free clothing wear….but it’s celebrating her tits and so is she…

So why not start the day with Britney body double, Britney AI, or Britney in old content, since the real Britney’s probably dead but her team must keep her alive for MONEY.

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I may think that Britney Spears is dead or institutionalized but that doesn’t mean I won’t look at old content her social media team posts to make the general public think she’s still alive, especially when it’s a sheer dress or lingerie with what seems to be no underwear underneath.

I’ve tried to zoom in to see mom pussy flapping in the breeze as she gently gyrates her hips like the professionally trained top level dance act that she is.

Apparently the AI doesn’t have vagina, but maybe she’s got underwear on, just not visible underwear, but at least we can have the fantasy of an old Britney, now a mom, possibly actually alive and producing this weird content…assuming it’s not 10 years old and part of the archive or CGI to keep the lie alive….

Either way, it’s weirdo shit.

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You can’t do an X-Tina post without doing a Britney Spears post because I am stunted, still living in Y2k, I’m the glitch in the matrix they warned you about on Y2k, saying nothing happened as the official storyline, while being the catastrophic event that happened, only too insignificant to notice. You know how it is.

I was always pro-Xtina even though I hated bolt on tits even in the era of bolt-on tits….she just seemed hotter and more fun than big-necked Britney who also had fake tits or maybe it was just some LOUISIANA tit…unfortunately, the way X-Tina sang offended my autism….but there’s a MUTE button for that.

I have been thinking Britney is dead and her account run by AI or a body double, old content repurposed, etc….and now I have the proof.

The handlers who do her Social Media have ADMITTED to being a GHOST asking “why did my body turn into a ghost” in her caption….

BECAUSE YOU DEAD BITCH….

Ok so I’m proud of my white shell ? bathing suit and that I lost 2 inches in my waist !!! This is actually a different edit of my swim suit video but I thought it’s particularly weird … I sort of disappeared through the edit !!! When I shot it I remembered saying I didn’t do anything different why did my body turn into a ghost ? ??? Who knows

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Britney Spears is like the summer months of TV programming in the 90s, when you’d get no new episodes, just recycled bullshit to carry you through the season before being given the new….only Britney is probably dead or locked up in some institution where they have her attached to a feeding tube while they just suck her dry for every penny they can….some modern day slavery…I think they call it indentured servitude….IN DEBT for life…

Anyway, she’s posted this bikini picture before, I know because I remember her big tits being pushed together and trying to figure out if those are fat tits being pushed up or if she’s got implants….

I find recycled content, even slutty content on social media offensive, I want new nudes or semi nudes, even if they are old nudes since Britney is dead or locked up somewhere….get the AI engine working harder, that BODY DOUBLE bent the fuck over, even bring the BRITNEY corpse out for some updated content, DIG HER UP if you have to….

The same picture, same video, same backdrop….all outdated and boring is getting old and it’s not very convincing that Britney is FREE….or that she’s unhinged and manic…because if she was free, manic, rich and unhinged…this feed would be hell of a lot more fun…

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In very important entertainment news….

Britney Spears is in a new venue for her creepy internet content where she wears very tight dresses with her tits spilling out of them because she’s an old lady, but never too old to show off the tits..

The actress who plays Britney Spears has her tongue out so you can imagine her licking your butthole while jerking you off, at least that’s what I imagine when girls stick their tongues out, because the parasites in my brain and gut want to be spread and no better way than through assholes….

But yeah, huge news, new background on her ZOOM, what a concept….this totally proves that she’s not dead or institutionalized and that this is her original self and not a body double…TOTALLY..

She was also in a bikini..

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It was Memorial Day weekend, so I fucked off from this soul sucking work of updating a site no one reads….

I figure the most important update to make after Memorial Day weekend would in theory be all the drunk college aged girls in thong bikinis doing their best at producing porn on their iPhones, because what used to be a weekend of date rape has become a weekend of you can’t rape the willing, but they can film it and post it to the internet in hopes of making money…

The second most important update is to show off what must be a domestic war crime featuring Britney Spears who is being held hostage in the same living room all of her content is released from, making me assume she is not allowed to leave the house.

We need to Army, Navy and Marines to come together and break her free, or at least some PTSD veteran fan who decides to take the law and safety of your great country into his own hands, the way he was trained…..you know…militia shit working for a good cause.

I am trying to figure out what she is watching on TV to put a date on this.

I am still not convinced it’s Britney Spears, but rather some actress pretending to be her, mainly because of the tooth gap she never had…..if they show us the same Britney over and over again….we’ll just assume that’s Britney….

Either way, pop star in all her weirdness has some old mom titty in a pink dress and it’s familiar even if marketed as crazy..and even if it is crazy….crazy is good in bed…and that’s what it’s about.

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I appreciate the social experiment that is Britney Spears.

I am a non believer in Britney being alive, but I am also a conspiracy theorist.

It is very possible that this is Britney doing weird dances on a different day in the exact same place she always does her dancing. Her outdated living room in her expensive castle she calls prison.

It is more fun to think this is archive footage or a body double that is designed to trick everyone by making them think it’s actually Britney Spears. Like it’s one of those “Look how dumb people are, we swapped her out for some chick, put her in a sheer dress with pink panties and a push up bra and they just assume it is still her”….these people believe anything their TV tells them.

Her caption to this video is:

The story is that she broke her foot a few weeks ago at Chateau Marmont celebrating Belushi’s death venue, in some sort of weird ritual….and this is her the day before she broke that foot….because SURE IT IS…

Hot popstar mom tits though.

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Britney Spears or the actress they’ve hired to play Britney Spears, or the computer coders and designers they’ve used to create the Britney Spears AI or AR filter, posted a video of what they are presenting to us as Britney Spears seducing her mirror….pulling up her skirt to almost show her slop-hole, while her tits are bursting out, and it was all so exciting that I HAD to download it knowing that she’d delete it, which she did…

Whether she’s crazy, or positioned as crazy, alive, institutionalized, dead,. the people running her feed are doing what they can to make us think she’s a nut….

I still want to see her lady parts…even if the whole thing is bootleg and weird…her feed not her vagina.

Her selfies are done in some smart mirror where they clearly watch her through, but her meds probably make her less schizo and paranoid….even though she fucking should me.

In conclusion, crazy bitches are the best fucks, so I’m into it but I am also nostalgic and Britney Spears is a legend even when it’s not actually Britney Spears.

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I am not a celebrity gossip analyst. I only decided to do celebrity posts because they had consistent content updates and people were excited by them. I always thought celebrity and celebrity gossip was boring, contrived and useless….so naturally I dove headfirst into it 20 years ago in the worst way possible because because what I do is even MORE useless to the celebrity fan….I just post pics you can jerk off to of them.

So I am not a Britney Spears expert, I just think the new Britney is a body double and not the real or original Britney. I don’t buy into the conservatorship storylines or anything around her and I am sure she’s just AI…

Anyway, there was a story last week about Britney losing her mind and spending all her money which is why she is in need of another conservatorship. I’m not sure how she can spend all her money since she’s always in the same room wearing clothing that looks like it was from the Dollar Store, but ok.

She’s never seen, never traveling, it’s almost like she doesn’t exist, but here we are getting the storyline pushed on us regardless of her fake memoir selling out, or her Elton John song being a huge hit, she’s broke….and crazy….

Now Britney Spears, or the actor playing Britney Spears with the annoying voice has hurt her ankle as a coverup to a fight she had with her boyfriend, or some nonsense, and she made a video of her gross dancer feet for the Britney feet people…

Her caption, a weird one…probably written by her dad since his legs have been amputated and not his arms….

Another CHICKEN FRIED Dance Video with the caption that reads:

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