Britney Spears or “XILA MARIA RIVER RED” as she seems to call herself on social media posted some more erotic, this time in skimpy sheer black lingerie with her tits out.

Her caption was some insanity about her property in Turks and Caicos is like a church and when she visited with her ex, they’d fight and she’d sleep outside with the birds, but this time, she’s spending her time inside because it’s too hot.

Whether she is behind this content, or whether she is even alive doesn’t really matter because the body double or old content they are repurposing, or the AI that they are using to keep her alive is something you should be able to jerk off to.

Sure, middle aged menopausal women aren’t really supposed to be what you jerk off to, but when they are presented as a mental case version of Britney Spears and they are half naked, you pretty much have no choice as a thank you for all she’s brought you.

As you know, the crazier they are, the better they are in bed, it’s a statistic, TRUST THE SCIENCE….so the fact that she’s got a body still worthy of fucking, even if it’s old content or AI doesn’t mater, because it’s on the internet and that is YOUR truth.

Sure, she’s got a gunt, but what 45 year old doesn’t and more importantly, only one 45 year old is Britney Spears and that fact alone elevate her to a higher plane.

Is Britney in the Caribbean, is he in front of a Green Screen, does she exist, does it even matter, there’s lingerie and you may be able to see her nipple…dead or not, it’s a corpse you’d fuck, even just for the story…

“Yo man, so I was digging up a grave in Louisiana which in my defense wasn’t even digging since they keep the bodies in crypts above ground and found Britney Spears half rotten corpse, guess what I did, I mean keep in mind it’s Britney Bitch”…..

Right…

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In an interesting development, Britney Spears is apparently in Turks and Caicos on a Caribbean getaway because her stressful life needs some downtime and this is the kind of thing when you’ve been freed from your abusive captors.

The interesting development isn’t so much that she’s in Turks and Caicos on vacation from her life as a retired rich pop star with mental problems.

It’s that they decided to do it in front of a mirror where you can see a dark figure filming the starlet do some crackhead dance in her bikini.

So she’s not AI, but could still be a clone swap or a body double with a Britney AI face.

I still think this is old content and that Britney is in a coma or dead in the hospital room they have built in her Los Angeles basement tomb.

I still like to watch the insanity of Britney’s freedom and/or demise when she’s half naked. It’s the only interesting thing happening in pop culture.

I’m still waiting for the sex videos, or snuff film, when will that dark figure creepy handler in the mirror bring the real goods, which she’d release if she was legitimate crazy or free…..

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I like to think that Britney Spears is dead, that this is a body double, AI or old content.

Other people, like Kristin Cavallari like to think that she’s a clone.

I don’t think that her being a clone or not really changes whether she’s dead or whether this is a body double or AI, since you can clone and kill off and replace as many as you’d like and the audience is too retarded to see past what they are told….

The whole cloning thing isn’t really far fetched, you can clone your dogs for 50k, they cloned a sheep in the early 90s, there is no way they aren’t cloning humans in basement labs in tunnels somewhere….

Then with the whole clone thing is the human rights aspect of whether they deserve human rights if they are in fact clones, or can you just kill them off for sport, doing all the vile human nature shit to them knowing they aren’t naturally born humans…making you feel less guilty about your clone abuse….

So maybe there are clones amongst us….walking the streets, telling us what to do, trust nobody….none of these meat puppets…

Or maybe that’s how you go schizo and it’s best to just assume that Britney’s dead and this is old content because it’s easier to stomach than clones…keep a Free Britney alive for profit…

Maybe just assume this is actual Britney, not a body double or AI, just a crazy washed up pop star with hard nipples who reminds us all that crazy girls are a better fuck, especially when they are Britney Spears…a legend.

She claims this is her pre-Turks and Caicos content, let’s see if the Paparazzi of Turks and Caicos catch some content of her on the beach…

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It’s safe to say that we should all go through life like a Britney Spears thong bikini dance video…like a middle aged destroyed industry puppet on heavy medications potentially in front of a green screen from the cell the keep her locked up in…

I hate the expression “dance like no one is watching”, which is one of those expressions that makes me want to shoot myself. It’s the basic bitch expression that is painful as fuck to hear but that everyone in the hive mind gets sucked into….they can’t help it..

Only, in Britney’s case, everyone is watching and waiting for the official meltdown after the slow burn build up to a meltdown and the whole thing is hot…

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I don’t use social media, but I do check in on Britney on a semi regular basis because I want to see if she’s officially dead yet, or if her handlers are putting out the meltdown content to lead up to the officially dead storyline.

Her account has been turned off for the last 2-3 weeks, which means that we haven’t been able to get turned on by the mid 40 year old sloppy tit and sloppy holed crazy pop star of the past….who is clearly an AI or BODY DOUBLE or OLD content of Britney because the actual Britney is dead or institutionalized but the SHOW MUST GO ON….

OR…this is actually her doing a “DANCE MONEY” kind of thing from her basement bunker prison they have her locked in….without the chains or shackles being made visible…but her cries for help apparent.

This shit is like a horror movie, a sexy pop star in her 40s with the sloppy tit horror movie, which makes it a good time to watch unfold…

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While people are fighting over nonsense conspiracies about who tried to kill Trump, whether it was some lone 20 year old Incel, or some hired actor from either Trump or Biden’s corner in hopes of either eliminating a threat, or bringing new sympathy through marketing..

I’m more interested in the Britney Spears conspiracy….probably because I think all politicians are evil forces that are illegally put in place to keep us slaves and they represent all that is wrong in the world or at least in our FREEDOM…

While the FREE Britney conspiracy is far more sinister and confusing….

Only because the content she posts of herself dancing half naked is creepy and weird….

It could be old content, it could be fake content, it could be body double content….just keeping her alive and FREE through social media posts on a social media account she deactivates weekely…

It doesn’t feel like it’s very FREE BRITNEY but rather prisoner of WAR Britney…and these are the things that MATTER.

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As you know, I believe the conspiracy that Britney is dead, this is old content, or this is a replacement Britney, because she has the thick neck but everything else about her doesn’t quite feel the same.

You know when you run into the hot bitch from high school 40 years later, she’s old, haggard, fat, destroyed, sad, failed, depressed, a drug addict, regretting all her life choices but weirdly suddenly willing to fuck you….well, you know that person is the same person, even though they totally look different….because you just fucking know…

When it comes to Britney, it’s like is this even human, or AI, what are they trying to game us with…..

So at a certain point you have to accept that her team is trolling us, that this is all some weird joke and that these dance videos are mocking us….

Britney Spears was bred to be a song and dancer, she made a career as the world’s top pop star, she has been trained by the best and could arguably be considered the best of her generation, even of all time, despite what Madonna wants to believe.

Britney’s instagram dances are that of a drugged up aunty at the family picnic after one too many glasses of punch….

It feels like we’re in a bar on a campground by the lake where white trash Sally throws down uncomfortably reverting to her stripper years after she ate a bad hot dog on the fourth of July…..

It’s weird but I love it.

That could just be because K-Fedding Britney has been a fetish for such a long time that I’ll forever hope she reaches out and our love can blossom the way it should. I love crazy bitches, body doubles, AI or not..

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Britney Spears is the American Dream…she’s what every white trash family wants to shit out there cunt in the trailer park they do their meth and watch their soap operas in….because she’s an earner all famous and shit.

I think she’s dead and her handlers are just trolling us or keeping her alive in spirit on the internet, maybe with old content or a body double, The content quality is so shit it’d be easy to fake it.

In today’s Britney’s being marketed as crazy with some hostage content, she posted a video of her tits hanging out of some figure skating dress 5 days ago….then over the last 3 days, she’s posted screenshots of the same video….making for a 5 days of this titty dress in the hostage video and I find it fun because of the tits but more because of the conspiracy around Britney…

Her caption for the vide was:

Pulling off ditzy airhead blonde but I get their attention when I walk ????????? !!! What should my name be … ALICE ??

An Alice in Wonderland reference….something the conspiracy theorists will like because Alice in Wonderland references on a crazy celebrity plant….must mean something, right?

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I wrote a compelling pulitzer prize winning piece last week about Britney Spears, or the body double that plays Britney Spears, or the management team that keeps Britney Spears’ spirit alive through technological tactics, being mad at the paparazzi for taking pics of her coming back from her “Mexico” vacation, where she was not photographed, despite Mexican paparazzi existing in every single Mexican beach town in hopes of capturing a celebrity image to sell to the media in order to feed the family for a year and half off the 500 USD they make off the pics…not that 500 USD would pay for you to eat in Mexico for a month in this era…but the memory of those days is nice.

KEEP POSTING THAT SHE WAS AT AN AIRPORT AND THE ABUSE OF THE PAPARAZZI AS THE REASON SHE DOESN’T LEAVE HER HOUSE!

Anyway, she is drawing attention to how fat she looked in the pics and video to tell her audience “SEE I WAS THERE” while pretending to be a victim of body shaming….even though faking a paparazzi shoot from the private airport stating a celeb is arriving from some epic trip is too fucking easy to stage.

She is also posting weird pubic bone dance videos from her prison she calls home despite being free….and I like them, they remind me of the crackhead who offered me head, walking all zombie-like hunched over on the TRANQ they all take, speaking some Zombie language all toothless…unable to determine whether she was 20 or 65…I declined the blowjob…so she hobbled back to her lair with her other crackheads to plan their next mission like it’s an organized thing all done in their zombie language…

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