While people are fighting over nonsense conspiracies about who tried to kill Trump, whether it was some lone 20 year old Incel, or some hired actor from either Trump or Biden’s corner in hopes of either eliminating a threat, or bringing new sympathy through marketing..

I’m more interested in the Britney Spears conspiracy….probably because I think all politicians are evil forces that are illegally put in place to keep us slaves and they represent all that is wrong in the world or at least in our FREEDOM…

While the FREE Britney conspiracy is far more sinister and confusing….

Only because the content she posts of herself dancing half naked is creepy and weird….

It could be old content, it could be fake content, it could be body double content….just keeping her alive and FREE through social media posts on a social media account she deactivates weekely…

It doesn’t feel like it’s very FREE BRITNEY but rather prisoner of WAR Britney…and these are the things that MATTER.

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As you know, I believe the conspiracy that Britney is dead, this is old content, or this is a replacement Britney, because she has the thick neck but everything else about her doesn’t quite feel the same.

You know when you run into the hot bitch from high school 40 years later, she’s old, haggard, fat, destroyed, sad, failed, depressed, a drug addict, regretting all her life choices but weirdly suddenly willing to fuck you….well, you know that person is the same person, even though they totally look different….because you just fucking know…

When it comes to Britney, it’s like is this even human, or AI, what are they trying to game us with…..

So at a certain point you have to accept that her team is trolling us, that this is all some weird joke and that these dance videos are mocking us….

Britney Spears was bred to be a song and dancer, she made a career as the world’s top pop star, she has been trained by the best and could arguably be considered the best of her generation, even of all time, despite what Madonna wants to believe.

Britney’s instagram dances are that of a drugged up aunty at the family picnic after one too many glasses of punch….

It feels like we’re in a bar on a campground by the lake where white trash Sally throws down uncomfortably reverting to her stripper years after she ate a bad hot dog on the fourth of July…..

It’s weird but I love it.

That could just be because K-Fedding Britney has been a fetish for such a long time that I’ll forever hope she reaches out and our love can blossom the way it should. I love crazy bitches, body doubles, AI or not..

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Britney Spears is the American Dream…she’s what every white trash family wants to shit out there cunt in the trailer park they do their meth and watch their soap operas in….because she’s an earner all famous and shit.

I think she’s dead and her handlers are just trolling us or keeping her alive in spirit on the internet, maybe with old content or a body double, The content quality is so shit it’d be easy to fake it.

In today’s Britney’s being marketed as crazy with some hostage content, she posted a video of her tits hanging out of some figure skating dress 5 days ago….then over the last 3 days, she’s posted screenshots of the same video….making for a 5 days of this titty dress in the hostage video and I find it fun because of the tits but more because of the conspiracy around Britney…

Her caption for the vide was:

Pulling off ditzy airhead blonde but I get their attention when I walk ????????? !!! What should my name be … ALICE ??

An Alice in Wonderland reference….something the conspiracy theorists will like because Alice in Wonderland references on a crazy celebrity plant….must mean something, right?

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I wrote a compelling pulitzer prize winning piece last week about Britney Spears, or the body double that plays Britney Spears, or the management team that keeps Britney Spears’ spirit alive through technological tactics, being mad at the paparazzi for taking pics of her coming back from her “Mexico” vacation, where she was not photographed, despite Mexican paparazzi existing in every single Mexican beach town in hopes of capturing a celebrity image to sell to the media in order to feed the family for a year and half off the 500 USD they make off the pics…not that 500 USD would pay for you to eat in Mexico for a month in this era…but the memory of those days is nice.

KEEP POSTING THAT SHE WAS AT AN AIRPORT AND THE ABUSE OF THE PAPARAZZI AS THE REASON SHE DOESN’T LEAVE HER HOUSE!

Anyway, she is drawing attention to how fat she looked in the pics and video to tell her audience “SEE I WAS THERE” while pretending to be a victim of body shaming….even though faking a paparazzi shoot from the private airport stating a celeb is arriving from some epic trip is too fucking easy to stage.

She is also posting weird pubic bone dance videos from her prison she calls home despite being free….and I like them, they remind me of the crackhead who offered me head, walking all zombie-like hunched over on the TRANQ they all take, speaking some Zombie language all toothless…unable to determine whether she was 20 or 65…I declined the blowjob…so she hobbled back to her lair with her other crackheads to plan their next mission like it’s an organized thing all done in their zombie language…

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Britney Spears, or the AI / Body Double / Actress who plays Britney Spears because I like to believe that the real Britney is dead and this social media version of her is just some AR snapchat filter, like some POKEMON GO shit, but the pop star version….is mad….

She’s mad because the paparazzi captured some pictures of her in a skimpy dress leaving the private airport in LA after a trip she’s documented on her social media in Mexico, which felt more like a trip that took place a few decades ago, but for the sake of buying into the official story, Spears was in Mexico on a vacation now that she’s free and wanted a chance to capture her weird dance videos in another country and location to make the fans less suspicious about why all her videos are from the same room.

Sure, it could have been GREEN SCREEN, but the hired paparazzi that was tipped off on Britney being at the AIRPORT by Britney’s team were there to assure us that SHE IS ALIVE and THICK.

In the dress, her big old lady mom tits were hanging out and hard nippled like the homeless chick in the pet store, just some rocking nipples that when you can’t smell the dying sadness and filth, you’d want to latch on them….

The dress is too short so her ass hangs out, her jacked up muscular and fat legs all ready to crush some watermelon.

Anyway, Britney feels betrayed by the paparazzi for making her look fat when she’s actually only 122 and fit bros…but she assures us that she’s the same girl in the same dress as the person who looks totally different than her in the paparazzi pics, because it’d be so hard to fake this outfit….but it’s more likely Britney’s found the instagram filters…

Either way, HOT TITS, THICK ASS, on a POP STAR MOM with a thick neck I’m sure we’d all love to use on our dicks….the thick neck that she’s always had, so MAYBE it is her….

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Britney Spears is apparently playing in Vegas. I don’t think that means she’s actually performing in Vegas, because she doesn’t do that kind of thing anymore since she’s dead.

She did post a video of her fondling her tits in a dress. A video that makes total sense and that you’d expect from some crackhead who works at the grocery store in attempts of going viral and living that Youtube creator dream as a last ditch effort to get crack money before selling off her phone to get the crack money….

She’s just a little too high profile of an act to produce such low level obscure shit….or this outdated looking shit….which is why I’m still convinced she’s dead.

The media is positioning her dress and cocktail dress as some dig at Timberlake for his DUI in the Hamptons after getting drunk because his “wife’ Jessica Biel wouldn’t let him suck her balls while giving her a handjob because she didn’t shower.

The dress that she seems to have bought at a sex shop, you know top quality high fashion shit that gives you a rash and a yeast infection, what all popstars who get free clothing wear….but it’s celebrating her tits and so is she…

So why not start the day with Britney body double, Britney AI, or Britney in old content, since the real Britney’s probably dead but her team must keep her alive for MONEY.

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I may think that Britney Spears is dead or institutionalized but that doesn’t mean I won’t look at old content her social media team posts to make the general public think she’s still alive, especially when it’s a sheer dress or lingerie with what seems to be no underwear underneath.

I’ve tried to zoom in to see mom pussy flapping in the breeze as she gently gyrates her hips like the professionally trained top level dance act that she is.

Apparently the AI doesn’t have vagina, but maybe she’s got underwear on, just not visible underwear, but at least we can have the fantasy of an old Britney, now a mom, possibly actually alive and producing this weird content…assuming it’s not 10 years old and part of the archive or CGI to keep the lie alive….

Either way, it’s weirdo shit.

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You can’t do an X-Tina post without doing a Britney Spears post because I am stunted, still living in Y2k, I’m the glitch in the matrix they warned you about on Y2k, saying nothing happened as the official storyline, while being the catastrophic event that happened, only too insignificant to notice. You know how it is.

I was always pro-Xtina even though I hated bolt on tits even in the era of bolt-on tits….she just seemed hotter and more fun than big-necked Britney who also had fake tits or maybe it was just some LOUISIANA tit…unfortunately, the way X-Tina sang offended my autism….but there’s a MUTE button for that.

I have been thinking Britney is dead and her account run by AI or a body double, old content repurposed, etc….and now I have the proof.

The handlers who do her Social Media have ADMITTED to being a GHOST asking “why did my body turn into a ghost” in her caption….

BECAUSE YOU DEAD BITCH….

Ok so I’m proud of my white shell ? bathing suit and that I lost 2 inches in my waist !!! This is actually a different edit of my swim suit video but I thought it’s particularly weird … I sort of disappeared through the edit !!! When I shot it I remembered saying I didn’t do anything different why did my body turn into a ghost ? ??? Who knows

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Britney Spears is like the summer months of TV programming in the 90s, when you’d get no new episodes, just recycled bullshit to carry you through the season before being given the new….only Britney is probably dead or locked up in some institution where they have her attached to a feeding tube while they just suck her dry for every penny they can….some modern day slavery…I think they call it indentured servitude….IN DEBT for life…

Anyway, she’s posted this bikini picture before, I know because I remember her big tits being pushed together and trying to figure out if those are fat tits being pushed up or if she’s got implants….

I find recycled content, even slutty content on social media offensive, I want new nudes or semi nudes, even if they are old nudes since Britney is dead or locked up somewhere….get the AI engine working harder, that BODY DOUBLE bent the fuck over, even bring the BRITNEY corpse out for some updated content, DIG HER UP if you have to….

The same picture, same video, same backdrop….all outdated and boring is getting old and it’s not very convincing that Britney is FREE….or that she’s unhinged and manic…because if she was free, manic, rich and unhinged…this feed would be hell of a lot more fun…

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In very important entertainment news….

Britney Spears is in a new venue for her creepy internet content where she wears very tight dresses with her tits spilling out of them because she’s an old lady, but never too old to show off the tits..

The actress who plays Britney Spears has her tongue out so you can imagine her licking your butthole while jerking you off, at least that’s what I imagine when girls stick their tongues out, because the parasites in my brain and gut want to be spread and no better way than through assholes….

But yeah, huge news, new background on her ZOOM, what a concept….this totally proves that she’s not dead or institutionalized and that this is her original self and not a body double…TOTALLY..

She was also in a bikini..

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