I am pretty consistent in my Britney Spears death watch, because I am not an actual journalist or even someone who cares about the wellbeing of Britney Spears.

Although, when she was in captivity under her conservatorship all those years, I was actively calling her fans sick people watching a slave perform as they all cheered, it was a pretty fucking wild concept that it went on for as long as it did, but eventually they decided enough was enough and that they should free her.

The damage was done, the girl was either nuts, they probably killed her off and replaced her with another clone, body double or AI, but I’ll accept that this is Britney, even if it’s old content of Britney, dancing around with her tits out in lingerie, because I like staring at tits, even old lady in lingerie tits, whether they are celebrity or not…it’s hardly a skill.

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