I think it’s pretty important for everyone to start their day with Britney Spears half naked dance videos.

I don’t bother reading her crazy captions, but I know that the conspiracy theorists out there are over analyzing each line…..”WHY IS SHE REFERENCING HER BROKEN FOOT”….”WHY IS SHE REFERENCING THE CHURCH”…..”IS BRITNEY FROM THE FUTURE AND TIME TRAVELING”…..”IS BRITNEY CRYING FOR HELP THROUGH HER CAPTIONS”…

It’s all a waste of time and diverts attention from what matters, and that is that she’s pretending to be in Turks and Caicos, where there are paparazzi on the island, and no one has captured a set of pictures to send to the paparazzi of it.

It’s almost like she doesn’t exist, or she’s actually in a basement prison cell on the green screen.

Just a trip in Turks and Caicos where all her content is shot from inside the villa so that there are no obvious landmarks and no witnesses.

Britney’s gotta be dead bro, but at least they captured or created a simulation of her doing a little half naked mom in her 40s dance off with the tits out.

The fact is, Britney could be a live and we could all be over thinking it, but it’s all very suspicious but at least they captured that dance content to uplift our souls..

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