Britney Spears, or the AI / Body Double / Actress who plays Britney Spears because I like to believe that the real Britney is dead and this social media version of her is just some AR snapchat filter, like some POKEMON GO shit, but the pop star version….is mad….

She’s mad because the paparazzi captured some pictures of her in a skimpy dress leaving the private airport in LA after a trip she’s documented on her social media in Mexico, which felt more like a trip that took place a few decades ago, but for the sake of buying into the official story, Spears was in Mexico on a vacation now that she’s free and wanted a chance to capture her weird dance videos in another country and location to make the fans less suspicious about why all her videos are from the same room.

Sure, it could have been GREEN SCREEN, but the hired paparazzi that was tipped off on Britney being at the AIRPORT by Britney’s team were there to assure us that SHE IS ALIVE and THICK.

In the dress, her big old lady mom tits were hanging out and hard nippled like the homeless chick in the pet store, just some rocking nipples that when you can’t smell the dying sadness and filth, you’d want to latch on them….

The dress is too short so her ass hangs out, her jacked up muscular and fat legs all ready to crush some watermelon.

Anyway, Britney feels betrayed by the paparazzi for making her look fat when she’s actually only 122 and fit bros…but she assures us that she’s the same girl in the same dress as the person who looks totally different than her in the paparazzi pics, because it’d be so hard to fake this outfit….but it’s more likely Britney’s found the instagram filters…

Either way, HOT TITS, THICK ASS, on a POP STAR MOM with a thick neck I’m sure we’d all love to use on our dicks….the thick neck that she’s always had, so MAYBE it is her….

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