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2024

25

Jun

MOM Paris Hilton Strips Down to Drop a Song of the Day

Sex Tape Star Paris Hilton, who you may all know as Sex Tape Star Paris Hilton, because bored spoiled rich kid party girls on drugs like to film their boring sex with celebrity gamblers and pimps to make them feel like they aren’t just an extension of their trust fund, but they are actually LIVING too.

People say that Paris Hilton is one of the hardest working, intelligent, business minded women out there and the whole dumb flake bitch act is an act for her public facing character she uses to make all her Paris Hilton money….

Other people say she’s an entitled rich kid who showed her pussy for fame, then told her friend to show her pussy for fame, and together they used Kim K as the vehicle to do all the dirty work Paris didn’t want to do, while giving Paris a cut of the action…you know, typical rich girl using her retarded friends for entertainment…

I don’t know if she actually has a piece of the Kardashian pie, but if she doesn’t she pretty fucking stupid since Kim only exists as Paris’ assistant….

So if Paris is as smart as they say she is, she’d never allow that to happen, or take the back burner to her assistant unless checks were pouring in. It was a different era in social media, celebrity and A LOT of pretty dumb people made a lot of money because they controlled the narrative….anyway….

The DJ and low level porn chick has dropped a new song, which she’s stripped down to because she feels her ass looks good at 45 years old, and it does, I’ll admit it…

I guess that happens when you have 2 kids using other women’s wombs so that your old polluted womb doesn’t get tainted and the body you care about so much doesn’t get ruined as you rot away…unless she doesn’t actually have a womb and that cameltoe we’re seeing is her balls. I wouldn’t be surprised!

Her song is called “I am Free” despite being expensive…possibly a feminist anthem, but more likely about money she loves so much.

It’s probably about feminist shit, because Paris is such a BOSS BITCH all it took was her GRANDFATHER’S MONEY to allow her to make her own money off PORN she sold to dudes….

The celebrity she got was 99% from DUDES wanting to fuck her….without the dudes, she’d never exist, that tall, big foot, bird face, big nosed, vapid retard who they claim is smart, but preferred the women she inspired to think she was a bimbo so they could be bimbo whores too, not realizing there’s a science or brilliance behind it.

One could argue that the Paris Hilton sex tape re-shaped society and setting the female brain back a few decades…but I’d hate to admit she’s that influential, but she was

What we’ll never know is why she bothers wasting her time doing this low hanging fruit shit…it has 39,000 views on her own YT with 1.4 million subscribers after 3 days….

SUCKS TO SUCK unless it’s Rick Solomon’s dick on camera, I’ve watched it recently, it’s not good, but it’s a great archive to have on the internet and to have happened from a pop culture pervert perspective.

Luckily for you, GRANDMA HILTON is stripping down for this FORRAY into pop music now that people are accustomed to AI voices and fake singing for those who can’t sing….and we all know stripping down is the ONLY way to market this kind of thing.

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