Taylor Swift's Silly Brian Washing of the Day

2024

Jun

Taylor Swift’s Silly Brian Washing of the Day

My friend Stefan the hairstylist who gets mad at me for calling him gay since he’s a hair stylist, when the truth is he got into hair styling because he gets off to washing women’s hair, thanks to his mom who made him wash her hair when he was growing up, while they showered together well into his 20s, and where she’d make him masturbate for her….you know weirdo issues shit brought him to hair styling….not being gay, that’d be crazy…and far less disturbing…

Anyway, we collectively agree that Taylor Swift has the sex appeal of the corpse they would pass around the army base for everyone to fuck to keep morale up after months of being in the trenches with a bunch of dudes…you know, being last in line for that body is not a fucking accomplishment.

So he sends me Taylor Swift highlights because we both agree that her lack of sex appeal and her generic and manipulative relatable music doesn’t justify her insane popularity and that there’s got to be some other conspiracy that does.

The most recent MEME he sent that made me laugh is that Swift, a pandering, perpetual, man chasing whore, who may not give boners and who is not as hot as a whore, but who relies on being a whore to write music that people talk about…is now shitting on men?

I mean sure, shitting on men in relationships and play the victim or the dumb girl who let it happen to her, fine….blame men for taking advantage or running from your scary psycho cunt…ok….

But to tell the sad women in the palm of her hands, who she controls their every thought and action, shit like FUCK THE PATRIARCHY…is so basic, obvious, disingenuous….because without the PATRIARCHY who run her businesses….or her DAD who created her…her literal PATRIARCH…the MAN of the HOUSEHOLD…she wouldn’t exist….

More importantly, she’s screaming FUCK THE PATRIARCHY in London where the commonwealth is currently RUN by a Patriarchy since Queen Lizzy died….and that PATRIARCHY…the LITERAL PATRIARCHY were in attendance and had a MEET AND GREET with her…

So CHANT fuck the PATRIARCHY…then have a MEET AND GREET with the PATRIARCHY, maybe even grab a spot of dinner with the PATRIARCHY…almost like you’re in cahoots with the Patriarchy to destabilize and distract society with NON issues as they all get richer and more powerful….

Her retard fans are presenting her as a MARTYR for this bullshit act…like she’s PUNK rock SEX PISTOLS going to Tea with Queen E to discuss her next moves after a performance of “God Save the Queen”….only Taylor is more FILLED with SEX PISTOLS…or PISTONS…depending on her GAPE.

Anyway – here’s that “Fuck the Patriarchy” clip going viral that anyone with a brain knows Swift and her billions doesn’t actually mean or understand, but it’s a talking point that makes sad retard girls go mental, so she says it like she’s got a meaningful opinion on anything….because if she did, and she may, she’d never compromise her audience….but when she drops that her and Kelce are voting Trump this year….heads may explode…but she may keep it to herself for business, ya know…unless voting Trump is part of the plan….