Paris Hilton’s husband is some tech investor dude who is friends with all the founders, so it wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to assume that this is Paris Hilton Sex Robot that they’ve had built to replace her, since a near inanimate object is basically all you need to trick people into thinking it’s Paris..

Just half retarded ditz saying “that’s hot” on a loop, like a simple person…allowing for simple programming…

That may even be too elaborate of a hustle, when you can just get CELEBS undressed in their AI / AR filters….I’m over thinking the photoshoot of the old weathered porn star socialiate…

But she doesn’t have her gloves on…which she wears because she’s old, but she may have got BOTOX and filler in her hands like a normal vapid cunt, who is both figuratively and literally a vapid cunt, you can throw a weekend bag up in there when heading to the beach house.

Paris being old and hot is still worth looking at, even if it’s not human and modern tech and I’m not saying that cuz she looks so good, so if PARIS is reading this, and she isn’t, but she does hate me….she’s not looking good, she’s looking fucking creepy at 45.

The good news, the BIMBOS are back and inspiring the young generation to BIMBO too….throwout this angry feminist shit and strip down.

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Sex Tape Star Paris Hilton, who you may all know as Sex Tape Star Paris Hilton, because bored spoiled rich kid party girls on drugs like to film their boring sex with celebrity gamblers and pimps to make them feel like they aren’t just an extension of their trust fund, but they are actually LIVING too.

People say that Paris Hilton is one of the hardest working, intelligent, business minded women out there and the whole dumb flake bitch act is an act for her public facing character she uses to make all her Paris Hilton money….

Other people say she’s an entitled rich kid who showed her pussy for fame, then told her friend to show her pussy for fame, and together they used Kim K as the vehicle to do all the dirty work Paris didn’t want to do, while giving Paris a cut of the action…you know, typical rich girl using her retarded friends for entertainment…

I don’t know if she actually has a piece of the Kardashian pie, but if she doesn’t she pretty fucking stupid since Kim only exists as Paris’ assistant….

So if Paris is as smart as they say she is, she’d never allow that to happen, or take the back burner to her assistant unless checks were pouring in. It was a different era in social media, celebrity and A LOT of pretty dumb people made a lot of money because they controlled the narrative….anyway….

The DJ and low level porn chick has dropped a new song, which she’s stripped down to because she feels her ass looks good at 45 years old, and it does, I’ll admit it…

I guess that happens when you have 2 kids using other women’s wombs so that your old polluted womb doesn’t get tainted and the body you care about so much doesn’t get ruined as you rot away…unless she doesn’t actually have a womb and that cameltoe we’re seeing is her balls. I wouldn’t be surprised!

Her song is called “I am Free” despite being expensive…possibly a feminist anthem, but more likely about money she loves so much.

It’s probably about feminist shit, because Paris is such a BOSS BITCH all it took was her GRANDFATHER’S MONEY to allow her to make her own money off PORN she sold to dudes….

The celebrity she got was 99% from DUDES wanting to fuck her….without the dudes, she’d never exist, that tall, big foot, bird face, big nosed, vapid retard who they claim is smart, but preferred the women she inspired to think she was a bimbo so they could be bimbo whores too, not realizing there’s a science or brilliance behind it.

One could argue that the Paris Hilton sex tape re-shaped society and setting the female brain back a few decades…but I’d hate to admit she’s that influential, but she was

What we’ll never know is why she bothers wasting her time doing this low hanging fruit shit…it has 39,000 views on her own YT with 1.4 million subscribers after 3 days….

SUCKS TO SUCK unless it’s Rick Solomon’s dick on camera, I’ve watched it recently, it’s not good, but it’s a great archive to have on the internet and to have happened from a pop culture pervert perspective.

Luckily for you, GRANDMA HILTON is stripping down for this FORRAY into pop music now that people are accustomed to AI voices and fake singing for those who can’t sing….and we all know stripping down is the ONLY way to market this kind of thing.

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Paris Hilton is an old bat, but a memory of the era when Russell Brand was allegedly raping chicks…and I was trolling Paris Hilton thanks to having her cell phone leaked giving me numbers of all the people in her circle, including her, and allowing me to really not achieve much….I am a loser…however that era was a great time….

Arguably the golden era of good times, maybe not for those chicks…but at least for the internet, comedy, good times……when people were a little less obsessed with politically correct or being inclusive and you were allowed to compliment a girl’s tits in the public forum for an awkward and pervy laugh…

I’m not saying that Brand or any celebrity of the time, maximizing their celebrity for pussy, and being allegedly demanding like a bratty and needy celeb with said pussy is a good thing….I’m just saying the early 000s were a good time…

The Brand speaks, his arrogance, his pompous “British Accent is a Fetish to American Girls” approach to life, his hype in his movies and his tight pants and love of the spotlight and being the center of attention is all things that make me says “There is no way that guy is NOT a rapist..”…but Paris Hilton man, what a trip that was…

Well, she’s still heavily masculine, now more than ever due to menopause, she still once starred in a fuck tape that paved the way for all the shit we deal with, she’s now walking around braless for fashion like all the girls out there, carrying her rent boy husband around at the same time, and there are NIPPLES….

Sure, she’s the reason for Kim Kardashian…but just more reason to hate her….

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Paris Hilton may be an iconic figure of “famous for doing nothing” that paved the way and that could very possibly be the mastermind behind the whole Kim Kardashian empire, because I’ve met people who know Paris and despite her love for drugs, they claim she’s brilliant and if she’s brilliant, she would have seen an opportunity in her groupie, thirsty, attention seeking assistant and packaged her to be the earner so that Paris can go back to making millions doing nothing off her merchandise and off-shoot business, you know outsource the work, divert the focus from her, still get paid….but who knows…she’s blocked me on all social media without me ever even following her, so I guess I’ll never know.

What I do know is that these pics that are rumored to be shot through a Nintendo 64, but that I think may be from the Wii, or maybe even a toaster oven, have some Paris hilton ass at 40 or 42, because she’s been eating stem cells from abortions for 2 decades, some call in Andrenochrome and still looks pretty much the same as she did at 30…..

Despite being blocked by Paris Hilton and despite her being the first notably famous for just existing and despite me holding her accountable for Kim Kardashian and family’s existence, I am sure if it wasn’t her, it would have been someone else…so no hate for the “iconic” heiress…and the love she’s found with her rich boyfriend, even though dating Paris now vs then, is a bit of a table scraps situation since there are many…many younger pussies for his rich ass….but maybe love doesn’t care about younger pussy…when it’s already fucked a lot of younger pussy…and since breeding due to Paris’ ovaries are laying their last eggs so it is on the menu….

Either way, Paris Hilton ass at 40.

These photos of Paris Hilton on the beach look like they were taken on a N64 but it’s apparently her in a thong.

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Paris Hilton’s out here with some real hard nipples, since she’s in her 40s and still looks pretty amazing, but that could just be because she’s in the mask, which as far as I’m concerned is an awesome new fashion accessory that everyone should get onto, once you get over the whole political implications and how it is a fight on your freedom, you may realize that it’s actually nice to not have to look at ugly people’s ugly faces, but more importantly, it’s nice to not breath in disgusting people’s breath….it’s one of those thing that should have been mandatory in public the last 30 years, plus it’d probably get you laid more because no one would have to look at your mutated face…

Speaking of Mutant, Paris Hilton, who we all know from jerking off to dick in her, the rumored Herpes Mill of Hollywood, where you can play 6 Degrees of Paris Hilton Herpes Strain instead of 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon…she’s managed to age really well…I can only assume she’s on stem cell therapy where she’s eating fetuses and other weird rich person things that keep her nipples crying to lactacte for a baby before she hits menopause…which is what I assume is going on here. Hot.

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Paris Hilton pulled off her herpes scab and polished off her menopausal cunt for a rare appearance at whatever event this is, to remind you all that she’s a gutter piece of shit that paved the way for dog shit like the Kardashians…who I hope she has a percentage of, because without her, there’d be no Kim K sex tape and thus no Kim K….so more reason to hate this entitled rich kid, who has played up her character pretty well all these years, and is still doing what she’s always done, because it’s a fucking joke and easy….and I guess not all that bad because she’s managed to influence a generation of girls to be vapid, idiot, whores who get naked on social media hoping they will end up like Paris Hilton, only without that pesky family owned Hotel empire to bog them down…

Point being, Paris Hilton Cunt…not bleeding down her leg like it probably does when her immune system is down..

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Coachella just got relelvant, I mean sure it’s fucking relevant, so many people talk about it, ask about it, mention it, go to it…but it just doesn’t matter, none of that matters, the millions upon millions of dollars they make with it, and that people make being part of it….just doesn’t matter…

Until Paris Hilton is there showing her nipples in her shirt…because that is the stamp of approval, the sign of success…the everything you need to see, know or experience at COACHELLA…because Paris Hilton may not matter – but her presence does…and I guess her nipple does….and for that you should all go watch her sex tape to remember the good days…

This outfit…this woman…everything. Paris Hilton knows what matters.

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