Paris Hilton is an old bat, but a memory of the era when Russell Brand was allegedly raping chicks…and I was trolling Paris Hilton thanks to having her cell phone leaked giving me numbers of all the people in her circle, including her, and allowing me to really not achieve much….I am a loser…however that era was a great time….

Arguably the golden era of good times, maybe not for those chicks…but at least for the internet, comedy, good times……when people were a little less obsessed with politically correct or being inclusive and you were allowed to compliment a girl’s tits in the public forum for an awkward and pervy laugh…

I’m not saying that Brand or any celebrity of the time, maximizing their celebrity for pussy, and being allegedly demanding like a bratty and needy celeb with said pussy is a good thing….I’m just saying the early 000s were a good time…

The Brand speaks, his arrogance, his pompous “British Accent is a Fetish to American Girls” approach to life, his hype in his movies and his tight pants and love of the spotlight and being the center of attention is all things that make me says “There is no way that guy is NOT a rapist..”…but Paris Hilton man, what a trip that was…

Well, she’s still heavily masculine, now more than ever due to menopause, she still once starred in a fuck tape that paved the way for all the shit we deal with, she’s now walking around braless for fashion like all the girls out there, carrying her rent boy husband around at the same time, and there are NIPPLES….

Sure, she’s the reason for Kim Kardashian…but just more reason to hate her….

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