Sweeney’s tits are another year old, we’re not sure if her tits are actually her natural tits, it is always possible that they are after market tits, in which case the tits may have a different birth day, or best before date…..but we’ll ride with this angle, we’re in too deep.

Sweeney’s birthday was some curated, production, that I am sure annoying theatre kids fucking loved participating in, because costumes are their fucking thing and themed events is what their existence is based on…

I look at this from a different perspective, not because her ceiling eyes make me think she’s inbred, I’m an “MY EYES ARE DOWN HERE” motherfucker with autism who can’t help but stare at big tits without any real shame, just fixation….

So my perspective is that her 80s prom has a real porn feel to it, in part cuz Riverdale’s Mexican Veronica has her ass out, in part cuz they’re all a bunch of whores, but mainly because of the hair and bad make-up….so her birthday part to me is equal parts annoying theatre kid with a budget and what could have been if I didn’t go mainstream with these tits….and it’s a good thing to stare at, even though it happened last weekend.

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