Paris Hilton is doing alright at 40….

Thank you face injections and vanity – never having a job or stress…all things that force her to do whatever it fucking takes to still matter.

She almost looks the same as she used to, but then again we aren’t really getting an honest version of her, because it isn’t her vagina…

The only way to know how a herpes brat really aged, is by counting the rings on her labia….or in her case scars….

We can even do some some before and after comparison pics ofher vagina…thanks to her sex taps….

Paris Hilton, always the innovator, leading the generation of sluts with sex tapes before instagram even existed.

I wouldn’t say I am a fan, because I blame her for the Kardashians…but she had a good hustle and scam that I guess is still going on…as it keeps going on….for the paparazzi.

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