Paris Hilton’s out here with some real hard nipples, since she’s in her 40s and still looks pretty amazing, but that could just be because she’s in the mask, which as far as I’m concerned is an awesome new fashion accessory that everyone should get onto, once you get over the whole political implications and how it is a fight on your freedom, you may realize that it’s actually nice to not have to look at ugly people’s ugly faces, but more importantly, it’s nice to not breath in disgusting people’s breath….it’s one of those thing that should have been mandatory in public the last 30 years, plus it’d probably get you laid more because no one would have to look at your mutated face…
Speaking of Mutant, Paris Hilton, who we all know from jerking off to dick in her, the rumored Herpes Mill of Hollywood, where you can play 6 Degrees of Paris Hilton Herpes Strain instead of 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon…she’s managed to age really well…I can only assume she’s on stem cell therapy where she’s eating fetuses and other weird rich person things that keep her nipples crying to lactacte for a baby before she hits menopause…which is what I assume is going on here. Hot.
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