Paris Hilton is the worst…but she’s holding up pretty well. She must be pushing 40 by now, and still looks as thin, lean, fresh faced as she did when Rick Solomon jerked off on her at the end of their sex tape that put her on the map, that paved the way for trash like Kim K, who I assume Paris, the business machine, despite playing the retard, has probably got a percentage of…allowing her to basically retire, despite never actually having to work…she is a fucking HILTON….so that she can go DJ, or fuck DJs, or hang in Europe being luxurious for all the 30 year old girls who used to idolize her, and the younger girls coming into her from Simple Life Reruns…

As much as I hate on Paris Hilton, she was so much better for the shit that’s happened since her reign, that she paved the way for…she was terrible at the time, but it’s got so much worse, that her fame whoring is barely fame whoring, and that her fame whoring is almost endearing in her quest for fame…while all she was doing was cashing the fuck in while making fun of herself as all girls should if they have the chance…and that I guess all girls Are doing now that there is instagram!!

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When it comes to Paris Hilton – it’s hard to tell if you’re looking at a bunched up pair of panties…or her mangled vagina…because despite being quiet as she accumulates the royalties she gets on Kim Kardashian’s career…there was a time her herpes ridden scabbed up cunt was everywhere, being penetrated by everything, and eventually, usually around 30…the damage starts to take its toll, and the elasticity of the labia gets less and less taught…and some can blame it on babies…others can blame it on fucking, partying, being an overall rich kid wreck trying to find her place in the world…

But then again, maybe this is what her vagina always looked like, whether she’s old or not, you know how skinny girls are with the no fat the pad their inner pussy lips…and I’m not a hater on a meaty twat…

I am a hater on a Paris Hilton twat because she’s the fucking worst, she’s the first
to create the celebrity for being a rich kid – at least in the modern world…the celebrity off a sex tape…and the celebrity who paved the way for all that is terrible in the world…like the Kardashians…

Not that you care what I think, you just want to to see Paris’ pussy like it was 10 years ago..but it’s not…but still the rich trick doing the same tricks…trick…

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Paris Hilton is the fucking worst and I am only saying that because she blocks me off her shit without me even interacting with her shot – and not her actual shit – her social media that I assume is shit – but I can’t watch it because she wants to oust me, alienate me, single me out and exile me to a world without Paris Hilton….

The reality is she’s not even the worst, she makes a ton of money in the international market doing bullshit, she’s not nearly as annoying as the monster Kardashian she’s created, she’s barely even visible…

She’s more the “hilton” name in countries where they have hiltons and see her as a symbol of the American dream…

What you should like about shameless Hilton is that she’s still shameless, just in a quieter way, as she sucks the YACHT shower head like it was the dick that made her famous when she was 20….because you can’t teach a old dog new tricks…or is it you can’t teach and Old Trick anything – bitch is a Trick…but at least she’s not fat because she’s looking hot, even though she’s old…I guess it’s from never working a day in her life…no seriously you’d think her ass would be more mangled after years of drugs and whoring…

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Paris Hilton may be in her mid to late 30s but like any superficial Beverly Hills rich kid – she knows the value of looking good and staying skinny. It’s a superficial world and you are what you present yourself as which in Paris’ case is a sensationalized overrated dumb blonde with a sex tape who talks in baby talk to be cute who above all is not fat and willing to show you because it’s how she markets herself.

I am convinced she owns a percentage of Kim Kardashians empire because I’ve heard she’s a brilliant business person from a global hotel brand stock and not some bootleg sugar baby and lawyer daughter that is Kim K, and even if she’s not getting her 10-20 percent off the top, she’s still able to leverage that international brand name that is her last name for Arab men who pay her to go to their parties – it is status and probably a biohazard….at least in the pussy range…

She still looks good to me….

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This just in – Paris Hilton is still fucking garbage….and the source of Kim Kardashian who I assume pays out a management fee of 10 percent, allowing Paris Hilton to take the backseat, her favorite, only to make appearances every once in a while with her backseat…that many people have lost their keys / change / dignity and HERPES Negative Rating up inside…

Garbage..

I think these made the rounds the other day, but who gives a fuck about Paris Hilton’s asshole gauze shaped as a thong…..to deal with her open sores.

The best thing about Paris Hilton is that she blocked me on Social Media without me ever commenting on her shit, making it seem like she went out of her way to block me before I had a chance to cyber bully her into suicide, something less important to do now that she’s fallen off, but that I’d probably still get pleasure out of..

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Paris Hilton’s herpes are not only old news, but they are also old.

She’s celebrating her 35th birthday in Maldives, in a bikini, because she’s got a rockin’ body still, despite being too old to really care about, while being old news….

If anything, her birthday would be more interesting if it was her funeral, because like Myspace was to Facebook, she was to Kim Kardashian, without her, the bootleg version that didn’t really push it as far as she could, but who paved the way for a more eager bitch to push it as far as she could, she still did it – and for that she should be taken outback and shot…but I guess being irrelevant and ignored is probably more painful for her ego and soul…so let’s try to focus on how much we don’t care about Paris Hilton…while looking at her bikini pics..

At least rich guys will still fly her around..

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Paris Hilton in a one piece bathing suit, acting like the typical Paris Hilton baby talking spoiled brat, you know the original GIGI HADID crossbred with Kim Kardashian, in what would be more appropriate if it was Paris Hilton not doing this pink princess garbage she’s played out, but rather porno shit she revlolutionized for rich kids everywhere to find their place in the world, mainly Kim K who won at Paris Hilton’s game, thanks to the popularity of Hip Hop…

Either way, Paris Hilton lives, I wouldn’t know since she blocks me on everything, but she lives….she’s irrelevant, a cockroach, a cum and bloody shit stain on a pair of expensive panties of a person, but she lives…

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Paris Hilton is back at it..putting her booty into it…a booty so tainted yet amazing, I’d spend at least an hour sniffing..

I guess she’s on some pre-40 year old comeback tour…or midlife crisis…because despite having made a ton of money and is still making a ton of money…she want’s some of that attention her fat brown friend is getting…

It’s like she’s decided to go back to low level modeling to generate some buzz for her, not because she needs it for her business or money, but because she’s Paris Hilton and deserves it…at least in her mind…

Living the last 5-10 years as the bootleg Kim Kardashian, because Kim Kardashian stole everything she built from her…in a never trust your brown friends you treat like shit to be nice to you…unless Paris is smarter than any of us actually think she is and worked out a deal with the Kardashians where that she gets 10 percent of everything they make for the lifetime…which would have been the smart thing to do when giving her all your trade secrets…in a step by step school of making stupid money….by being nothing…and doing nothing…

I’d actually be shocked if Paris doesn’t get backend residuals for Kim K and the gang of idiots…

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We can assume by “GOD” they mean a pile of shit in a dumpster her coked up mom woke up next to after a night of partying at Studio 54….to which she figured she could pretend was hers so that she could benefit from the Hilton Hotel trust fund life…after her uterus couldn’t get pregnant after all the drugs…

We can also assume Paris Hilton only agreed to this photoshoot if they wrote that “God” created her…

Clearly, Paris Hilton isn’t a religious person, because this type of thing would be against the church….much like everything this coked up, drug addict, clever entrepreneur who still makes a lot of money, all based on a porn career..

Even though we all know there is no God, and if there was, he would have only created Paris Hilton after losing a bet with one of the other aliens…at a poker game…as a joke on his society he manages…..

I have no idea what this Harlequin, Fabio, Romance Novel shit is…but it’s a whore being comedic…so it’s ok..

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