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2015

21

Sep

Possible Paris Hilton in Bed in Underwear of the Day

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I don’t know if this is actually Paris Hilton, and really if it is Paris Hilton, I don’t know if it actually matters, mot because she ever matters, especially now that she’s pushing 40 and has fallen off into the shadows of Kim Kardashian, who played Paris’ tactics better than Paris did, all thanks to a whore mother and the support of an attention seeking, new-money family…. but because I don’t think these kinds of sexual half naked pics matter in the grand scheme of things, they are all over the internet. It’s like the girl from the coffee shop and the girl from down the street all have instagram and all do staged half naked shoots…even when they are fat…

Sure, in a lot of ways, Paris Hilton made the selfie and sex tape famous, mainstream, accessible, doable, something to aspire to…and we should thank her for that, but seeing her half naked in a bed..doesn’t really do much for anyone..

So this may be a half naked, ex pornstar, Paris Hilton….and based on her tranny size 15 feet…I am going to say it probably is…because it makes for a better post.

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2015

28

Jun

Paris Hilton’s Cocktease Plane Crash of the Day

Why can’t it be real and from 10 years ago, you know when she was sucking off of the media industry to make stupid fucking money…you know when she needed to be in the plane crash to end her annoying…and Kim K at the source…

But doing it now, is just a tease of what could have been, for those of us stuck in the past, like me, I run a blog don’t I?…what is this 1998?

What should have been, and now all what will hopefully will be – with the Armenian Paris Hiltons, the world doesn’t need more pillution….

Pretty solid prank by the Arab money that seem to LOVE Paris Hilton, but …would have been nice if it went wrong…only because it is Paris Hilton, an actual terrorist on pop culture..

She probably staged this to remind you that Paris Hilton exists…Obviosuly she staged this…she’s Paris Hilton…and wants you to know she exists…

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2015

23

Jun

Paris Hilton Did Interview Germany of the Day

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Here’s further proof that Germany has no taste when it comes to talent, because they gave Paris Hilton media attention like she matters….unless she paid for them to do this, or some dude who always wanted to shit on her, as germans do, did this to get the chance to shit on her…or maybe…it’s actually their pragmatic humor, where they feature her to mock American Royalty…you know to give them something to grin to, as germans never laugh…

Either way, all nations can agree that Paris Hilton is useless…whether rich, or getitng paid a lot by rich arabs to DJ or not, she’s useless…but we’d all still let her sit on our face…or as the germans do…shit on her face…

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2015

16

Jun

Paris Hilton VS Ibiza of the Day

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Paris Hilton is in Ibiza, let’s hope for the summer, where rich Arabs and Europeans who don’t realize Paris Hilton is a useless human at least in North America, throw stupid amounts of money and her, and have her DJ for them, like the dancing monkey she pretty much is, because that’s how hookers who love money operate…

She wore a bikini, while pushing 35 years old, because she chose the cocaine party life of luxury with private jets instead of making babies…

And the reality is that she’s made her own money, sure as a porn chick with no shame, fucking with the media…riding off a family brand people everywhere recognized because I’m sure at some point in time they stayed at a Hilton…and who cares what she does with that money…I mean unless she kills herself, in which case we can all celebrate…

All this to say, blast from the past in a bikini….boring.

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2015

08

May

Paris Hilton’s New Song of the Day

Apparently, Paris Hilton has a new song, because Paris Hilton didn’t listen to the general consensus of the world, or at least North America…and shoot herself in a drugged up stupor…in her mansion after she had a solid run of winning at life and making a ton of fucking money in the process for her already rich self…riding off the family name…

I mean the biggest testament to how much we hated Paris Hilton, whether she’s nice or a good business woman behind her stupid baby talking image is that we turned her assistant into Kim Kardashian….just to let Paris know we really don’t give a fuck about her…

Well, she continues her hustle, she keeps making stupid money off morons, and I guess that’s what this is all about….and it’s horrible…I only heard one line before turning it off…but it happened…and it’s worth mocking…

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2015

18

Mar

Paris Hilton Gives Barbie Herpes in this Terrifying Shoot of the Day

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We can all agree that Paris Hilton is a pile of shit of a person…

We can all agree that she has been relating or channeling Barbie since she brought her annoying self to the mainstream by getting fucked on camera…

We can all agree that she is a has been who never was, even if she’s still making more money than ever, thanks to the world being retarded and unaware of how to make people fall off and disappear, especially when said person is rich as fuck, hangs out with people who are rich as fuck, and will always be int he “right” places…

She’s still garbage, whether she’s mastered manipulating the retards of the world for profit…But more importantly, her bird face isn’t even hot or interesting, she’s just skinny and connected and I guess..that in and of itself is enough…

I mean, I should give her some credit, she’s blocked me off social media which is kind of funny considering I never bother with her, but more importantly, the whore fucks on camera…and exposes herself and that’s a good thing no matter who is doing it..

WHat isn’t a good thing is this fucking shoot where she’s been cast as Barbie, if anything it is offensive and Mattel should sue the whore…make her license that shit…bankrupt her…anything is possible and sometimes dreams do come true…just not my dreams…

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2015

19

Feb

Paris Hilton’s Weirdo Panty Flash of the Day

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Paris Hilton is definitely not interesting, but whatever is going on in her panties in. Not in an intellectual way, or an exciting way….and not in a tantalizing or seductive way…I mean we all know she has herpes, we’ve all seen her cunt, we’ve even seen it get fucked when she wasn’t 30 years old, and I really only find this picture of her panties interesting because her vagina is so used and abused…whatever is poking out of these white panties are some kind of science experiment that would require some swabs and microscope examination to see if new life or species of bacteria….because if it’s gonna happen anywhere…it’ll be in this swampy, covered mess…

All this to say, she’s the fucking worst, and I’m not just saying that because she blocked me on social media… I am saying it because she’s the reason for all these vapid little sluts on the internet…which may actually make her the best…for leading these movement of sex on camera…something we’ve all masturbated to.

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2015

13

Feb

Paris Hilton’s New Tits of the Day

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Paris Hilton has been showing off her tits, because people are loving the question whether she sized up her little implants, or maybe she’s just getting old and fat, even hormonal, and ready to pump out a baby with some tween she seduces thanks to being this weird, egotistical, cougar with a Peter Pan complex…who never admits she’s getting old…even when her vagina, already ravaged by the Herpes virus…dries the fuck for good and she can no longer reproduce..something I know we are all hoping for…because when it comes to Paris Hilton, milking her tits, literally and figuratively for some attention because Kim Kardashian, her brown friend her racist ass thought very little off, beat her at her own game…leaving her here scrambling…using any angle she can get…since we’ve already seen her fuck….the only thing we care about is that she doesn’t make more of her…it’s a punch her in the stomach if you have a chance to save humanity situation..

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2015

03

Feb

Paris Hilton Big Cleavage of the Day

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I logged into instagram to see if this was a new picture of Paris Hilton flaunting her rich girl titties for the internet because she likes the attention…I feel like I’ve seen her whoring before…which I guess I have, since the sex tape happened…and it turns out she fucking blocked me on instagram…

Out of 3.7 million people, she blocks me….I don’t even think I’ve ever left any comments on her shit, not even mean spirited shit, which means that I’ve said some shit about her that she thinks is mean, or hurtful…and that is fucking amazing…

It’s like I don’t even have to instigate these idiots anymore, 10 years of making fun of them has finally got into their skin…

Because when I started this shit out, there weren’t many people doing this…and I’ve met Paris Hilton at least once…so I know she knows I exist…but I didn’t know I affected her social media that much…

It’s always funny when you come across random people who block me based on this site, rather than my behavior on social media, because I hardly use the shit…

It’s like this shit is a crossover of trolling…trolling so hard it penetrates different apps..

All this to say, Paris Hilton is a fucking joke, and I’d let her herpes ridden ass choke me out….for old times…but also because I love girls who hate me…what a joke….

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