Britney Spears brings her middle aged mom gunt in a tight dress to a creepy New Dance video.

There’s debate whether this is Britney Spears or a Body Double pretending to be Britney Spears, because people have a hard time accepting that their heroes have seemingly fallen, or at the very least developed vertigo and have a hard time keeping their balance, but it could just be the meds or her inner demons taking over her body.

The truth is these harmless dance videos of someone we’ll accept as being a crazy Britney Spears are fun to watch because they are unstable, erratic, involve her grabbing tits, remind us that crazy bitches make the best fucks and it’s fun.

If I had my choice, which I don’t because like Britney I am a prisoner….I would spend my life figuring out how to get into her inner circle to K-Fed her before menopause officially makes her barren….

Britney is magical, even if this isn’t Britney and I would devote my life to having first row seats on this in efforts to save her.

LET ME SAVE YOU BRITNEY….

But first, let me watch her dance weirdly and with as much passion as she can muster up on the TRANQS from a home she never leaves…..

Here she is doing her weird dances from her prison cell she calls home:

Here she is in her red satanic – not SANTANIC – outfit where she does the GOTHS UNDER THE BRIDGE raver dance for the demons in her brain….

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