I am still convinced that Britney Spears is no longer with us, that these are archive clips of her, in some weird humiliation ritual that leaves me feeling uneasy, however she could just be institutionalized somewhere, still in captivity like she’s been all these years, but based on the quality of her weird, awkward, instagram erotica that doesn’t make sense to me, since she has access to actual talent who could help make her OnlyFans the most important one to ever exist, but instead we get this weird dungeon videos that give the feeling of those terrorist beheading videos, or some other weird, dark, snuff film of the past! Creepy!

I think Britney is great, she’s still hot even if the content she puts out is creepy, assuming the Britney we’ve seen is even her, and her whole idea of stripping down topless and in skimpy bathing suit bottoms for the ram, is really all the content we need from her, it’s just leaves me feeling uncomfortable, which is probably the point, but not overly uncomfortable since I’ve come to terms with her captivity when it fucking happened 15 years ago!

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