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2022

03

Mar

Britney Spears Weird Tight Yellow Dress of the Day

The whole Britney Spears storyline, from her conservatorship no one cared about, to a conservatorship that people phsyically protested like they were her heroes baby, you know her KEVIN COSTNER to her Whitney Houston in the Bodyguard…and the whole things seemed like a weird manipulative tactic to either distract people or who the fuck knows…

They don’t have new celebs that people are emotionally vested in to distract this group of self involved assholes, so go to the default celebs they own in their catalog to revisit them as pop culture icons that people can emotionally campaign behind…

I don’t believe she’s even the original Britney Spears, older sure, but she looks like a totally different person..

I do know that all her social media content is fucking erratic, makes me think she should still be under conservatorship, and she probably is…considering her handler is a hired actor…they call her FIANCE…who is an actual actor…

She decided to post her YELLOW dress…tight dress and it seems manic, weird, maybe a little medicated….which I guess makes a broken down starlet more appealing….

This is her caption – weird.

BTW I have a lot of shoes ? … these are my favorite … so stop telling me to buy new shoes ???????????? !!!! Posing for pics like YELLOW ? …. HELLO ?? !!!!!

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2022

01

Mar

Britney Spears Nip Slip of the Day

I know that ladies change as they get older…they are hormonally different, but the OLDER Britney looks like a totally different person as she posts nude on the beach of Hawaii…set to Chris Isaak’s music…to make it all the weirder…

I don’t know why her freedom has turned her into some of the worst nudes ever produced for social media, you’d think her shit would be top notch, you’d also think she’d get on OnlyFans and make a business out of it.

If anything it just makes her look fucking mental and like she needed to be held in captivity….but in a good way because we get to see her naked…in what I would say is not a TOO LITTLE TOO LATE situation…cuz she’s old…but rather just a fucking weird situation….that makes me feel uncomfortable..

You see, I’ve been around mental ladies who get naked, who work as strippers or hookers, who are drunk and unstable and a bar pulling out their pussies…and it’s always made me uncomfortable, at least after I came…when in the moment it’s fun…so here’s to fun.

I will say, seeing a naked Britney is better than a clothed one, so keep up the good work nut job.




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2022

14

Feb

Britney Spears Valentine’s Day Dance Show of the Day

Britney Spears wants you to have a Happy Valentine’s Day motherfuckers…so get to it…and start making love to this video of her because it’s about as good as it gets for you….with COVID coupled with not getting laid before COVID….you can’t take advantage of all the desperados out there because they’re already getting banged out by multiple people on the regular, even the fatties…because the culture doesn’t lack available sex but your LIFE does…and that’s ok…because you can still jack off to Britney like you always have…something never change.

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2022

25

Jan

Britney Spears Vacation Ass of the Day

HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME…

I don’t even believe that this is Britney Spears….in Hawaii with “Purple Hair” celebrating her “freedom”….because she’s not a big enough empire to have clones made in her image or at least some body doubles while they take source Britney to a reprogramming center in a basement somewhere….

That whole “Leave Britney Alone” thing oh no that was Chris Crocker, male pornstar a decade ago…this round was “free Britney” movement was just a distraction from our own lives being enslaved….by the rule makers, our leaders…

Not to mention, who the fuck cares if some billionaire entertainer can’t control her money, we’ve got our own problems…let her fucking sort it out without us giving a shit…she’s too rich and famous for my sympathy….but I may also be a sociopath…

So yeah, I on’t believe this is actually Britney, remember her FIANCE is a a fucking hired actor, who is LITERALLY an actor….cast to be her boyfriend..by her evil rulers she pretends are her evil rulers…and some other bitch runs her social media…

I just KNOW it’s all clickbait distractions…and that’s too bad, but it’s an old pop star mom ass in a skimpy bikini…and she is a superstar…so it’s worth staring at…it’s not like we have other shit to do…

She posted more smut, I’m too lazy to write another post about the same shit..so here it is..

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2022

10

Jan

Britney Spears Ass in a Thong of the Day

Gimme Gimme More…GIMME MORE….

I figure if Britney and her iPhone 3 are out here producing some skimpy thong pics that are posed in more of a fitness contest pose than in a “I’m a sexy vixen who models nude” pose….just flexing those DELTS from a life of dance…muscle memory shit…..but yeah, I figure if she posts these thong pics, and last week’s weird censored nudes so freely, why not post some asshole, some dick sucking, maybe some squirt videos…..we’re halfway, maybe even three quarters of the way there.

I saw some funny headlines with the other censored nudes she posted….

Where basically people were calling her FIERCE or AMAZING for finally being free enough to post a nude…like she even runs her own social media or like she’s even free…instead of saying “this girl is nutty”….they were like “this is her truth, she’s powerful and strong enough and brave enough to upload this kind of thing…it’s so freeing..

Which was a reminder that people are so woke, they see mental health breakdowns because girl has been a product of decades of abuse, trauma based abuse…that there’s no being normal….and I guess if they want to make her out as a nutter, they should do it with her half naked, or fully naked, or squirting on some dicks, because that’s the KIND of Britney being “Free and Empowered” while being MENTAL…I want to see.

Fit Mom Ass…that may not even be Britney but one of her body doubles, who fucking knows, but I’ll go along with their storyline….

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2021

10

Dec

Britney Spears is a Nut Job of the Day

I’ve spent some time in strip clubs, it was a hobby, a second home, they had free buffet and cheap beer with a minimal cover charge, you had to be an idiot to not pay the 8 dollars for a pitcher of beer and access to some shit food…basically the MISSION or HOMELESS SHELTER….of CHAMPIONS…

In spending time at those strip clubs, there was always at least one mental case stripper, it was back in an era where stripping wasn’t an online thing, but an in person thing, and these girls didn’t understand the internet or like the internet, but they liked the freedom of being able to still make money off loser dudes..

Anyway, there was always one stripper who would come out, eyes glazed over, make-up smudged, possibly medicated, or on drugs…and they’d just hit the stage with vengeance like they were Bruce Willis in Die Harder or whatever the sequel is called….

They would be goth, or old, or just fucking weird and they’d throw down to industrial, death metal, or fucked up electronic music and they’d rage like this, same look on their face…

I am of the school of thought that Britney is not free, that’s all horse shit, I don’t even think this is the original Britney Spears but rather some other clone, especially when I see paparazzi pics of her in Hawaii, but yet she’s at her house where she films all these freakish content pieces that remind me of a cam girl in a dungeon being told to dance by an armed guard.

There is no way that after decades of brainwashing, she’s just living life with her hired actor boyfriend…fucking lie for sure….but let’s run with it while she spins the fuck out of control

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2021

01

Dec

Britney Spears Takes a Shit at a Gas Station of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that when Britney Spears needs to take a shit so bad, she does it for the paparazzi waiting outside the Gas Station, in efforts to show you that now that she’s free, she’s just like you and your family on a long road trip, totally fearless of the disgusting germs in the Gas Station bathroom, because she may be rich and fancy, but she’s not some germaphobe, not even in a pandemic….you know she’s crazy but NOT that crazy.

I am of the school of thought of shitting on the side of the road to avoid going into a gas station bathroom, they repulse me and I can’t even get hard when trying to fuck a truck stop prostitute in one….the shit filled toilets, the shit smeared walls, the shit smeared toilet seats…not my thing….I am a degenerate but even I have a line…a line that Crazy Britney just crossed….

What I am wondering is whether the Gas Station clerk was smart enough to take that toilet seat, assuming there was a toilet seat, to sell on EBAY….

That’s some PUTTING IT OUT TO THE UNIVERSE….you know “I hate my shitty gas station life, if only someone walked in and gave me that lottery win”…well it fucking happened bro…IT HAPPENED..

I mean…CELEBRITY STOOL motherfucker, better than ANY NFT….I’d buy Britney’s turd and I’m not even THAT perverted….I mean she’s BRITNEY SPEARS! Legend.

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2021

12

Nov

Britney Spears is Free but Still Weird of the Day

I’m ready to see her go off the rails and start releasing the porno content we deserve but that we couldn’t get because of her handlers…assuming that she won’t still have handlers…I mean can a famous person really ever be free…probably not….

Either way, more crazy tits from a crazy who has potentially got out of her prison cell…all fired up and ready to do the important things she missed out on…like release nudes!

If I know anything, it’s that crazy girls are forever crazy….which makes them good in bed and scary to be around…let’s see how this pans out assuming the world doesn’t end before she takes full advantage of FREEDOM the veterans died to give her….

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2021

09

Nov

Britney Spears Thong of the Day

Britney Spears posted a booty shot of her in a thong that could really be anyone, even a body double or one of her clones, that hasn’t fully ripened or some shit, but we’ll take it at booty face value and assume it’s the hot pop star who has been put through the fucking wringer, of mind control and psychological abuse, on some other level….you know the celebs get all the high end fashions, the high end cars, the high end houses, the high end vacations, and the high end life….but they also get the most sophisticated and high end psychological abuse…because being famous, making money for a lot of people, having a lot of people want in on you and not just because of your hot dance ass, but because you’re BRITNEY SPEARS…means the most sophisticated scammer, the kind that puts your abusive boyfriend to shame, is running her fucking life…EVEN when they tell you they aren’t…IT is all part of the scam.

Her caption to another post, that didn’t feature her ass is:

This week is gonna be very interesting for me ? !!! I haven’t prayed for something more in my life ?? !!! I know I’ve said some things on my Insta out of anger and I’m sorry but I’m only human … and I believe you’d feel the same way if you were me ????? !!! Anyway it’s a new day ?? and I can’t say I’m never going to complain again … cuz who knows ????? !!!

God bless you all and have a great da

I don’t know if Britney or her handler’s relationship to GOD is the kind of relationship you’d want to have….after seeing the Travis Scott shit blatantly out in the open…you’d have to wonder what GOD she is referring to….

Or you can just stare at her ass, I mean some of these abuse victims are so far gone, just shells of themselves, lost….

So we focus on what matters, NOT what she says, NOT what she does, but her thonged ass….even if they are all bullshit, at least the one from which she shits can also be fucked.

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2021

07

Oct

Britney Spears Lingerie Dance of the Day

Britney Spears is apparently free, I don’t believe it, it’s just the evil likely satanic people behind her who are using her as a manipulation tactic….you know making her dad out to be this evil doer, when there are other people making far more money off of her…she’s text book mind controlled and a victim of the industry…so the whole Free Britney Thing getting attention 15 years after she was first held captive…you have to ask “Why do people suddenly care”…I mean her fans are nutty, fanatical and they would just go dance to the broken girl as she was basically a public slave to someone…

Then I saw today’s story that her dad was trying to cure her with religion, oh…interesting….demonic evil people don’t like Jesus or religion outside of theirs, that’s why they have been trying to destroy the church and turn the people against god all these years….right..

I am not saying her dad’s a good guy, he was obviously paid the fuck off along the way, but I wonder how much control he had over her, how much power did he REALLY have, or was he entrapped to…

When there’s multiple documentaries released strategically, tons of media coverage, made into a big deal that no one really cares about, but is a good distraction, you have to dig a little deeper…because I can ASSURE you…that as they play the “OMG HER DAD IS RELIGIOUS AND WAS TRYING TO SAVE HER” is more another excuse to shit on God, and push the agenda…

NEVER BELIEVE what you see…it’s all strategic and NEVER what it seems…maybe the opposite of what the truth is….

The good news is that DARK SIDE BRITNEY…the new BRITNEY has been much perverted…since being released….she’s consistently done slutty content with her hired actor “fiance”…it’s all a show people….a fucking show….and this poor girl is still a fucking slave.

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