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2022

09

May

Britney Spears Naked 6 Times of the Day

Britney Spears is fucking weird and I don’t think she’s actually running her own social media feed, this is just a continuation of her being held captive by her handlers she thinks are her parents, or maybe she is in charge of her feed and is just a fucking nutjob…but her captions are fucking weird….

This one is “Photo dump of the last time I was in Mexico BEFORE there was a baby ?? inside me … why the heck do I look 10 years younger on vacation ??? ???”

Yeah, maybe because it is from 10 years ago, when you were allowed out of the fucking house……it looks like it was shot on a phone from 10 years ago.

But the weirder think about this is the “Baby inside me” shit she runs with, there’s another post a say that said “Fetus inside me”…it just seems like a fully fake storyline, or a fully fake feed, and it probably is….

Remember, her boyfriend fiance dude is a hired actor, literally an actor….so probably hired…and even if he’s just another K-Fed doing what’s best for him, it still seems like fake bullshit that doesn’t matter.

I will still stare at her naked, especially when she updated 6 of the same picture as her ‘Pic dump’…..and even if it makes me feel uneasy…who cares about me, it’s about Britney at 40 posting the weirdest nudes ever…and as we all know, broken chicks are the best chicks!.

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2022

06

Apr

Britney Spears Public Nudity of the Day

I saw some news that Britney Spears the now free to be naked on the internet popstar who is going through her version of puberty or going off to college like these are the college years for her even though she’s 40, thanks to being stunted for so fucking long in the name of MAKE US MORE MONEY PUPPET….and like all college girls she’s pulling her tits out wherever she goes…in this case at the beach.

The news was that she’s got a book deal to expose all the insanity has done to her, how they’ve wronger her, how her own family sold her off. I am sure it will not be edited so fucking hard by the people who I am sure still handle her and don’t want people knowing what really went on but want to let her think she’s free….there’s probably a suicide already written somewhere in the event that she decides to EPSTEIN herself.

I’d read it if I knew how to read because she’s been writing some crazy fucking captions on her social media posts about mind control shit that you read about in the conspiracy theories that are actual documented FACT…but we’ll call it conspiracy theory even though there have been lawsuits about this shit..but that’s now what we talk about here, we’re here for Britney who I can only assume is being very edited but being made to look like she’s free, until they need to get her totally off the rails to commit her again…so maybe they’ll let her post a few more crazy captions calling out their tactics, maybe let her post a few nudes before giving her the KANYE reprogramming seminar….or worse…but maybe I’m just being negative….hating on her being FREE enough to flash her tits, but only because she’s not FLASHING the whole fucking it…if you’re going to go for it, that whole “SO FREE MY BIKINI TOP COMES OFF”…then GO FOR IT…this just misses the mark, but it’s Britney Spears and she’s pretty fucking great…a legend really.

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2022

14

Mar

Britney Spears Breastfeeding Erotica of the Day

Britney Spears posted a tit pic with an AMAZING caption that I can’t really add to, because this is exactly the kind of reading I like, which means it is the kind of writing I like….stream of consciousness about her big milky tits exploding when breast feeding, filling all the bottles in the house, the kind of HGH factory I’d dip into, despite my earlier MILKY TIT MONDAY post, which we do weekly, because milk filled tits are a fetish to a starving guy, a lonely guy, a guy with an overbearing mother who he will never forgive for taking him off the tit at 12…..but typically not me….I do it for the weirdness of it all…but this Britney Milk tit rant is wonderful….and creepy….thanks to her being a victim of a satanic music industry that she calls out on the regular in her weird coded messages…point being WONDERFUL work Britney.



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2022

03

Mar

Britney Spears Weird Tight Yellow Dress of the Day

The whole Britney Spears storyline, from her conservatorship no one cared about, to a conservatorship that people phsyically protested like they were her heroes baby, you know her KEVIN COSTNER to her Whitney Houston in the Bodyguard…and the whole things seemed like a weird manipulative tactic to either distract people or who the fuck knows…

They don’t have new celebs that people are emotionally vested in to distract this group of self involved assholes, so go to the default celebs they own in their catalog to revisit them as pop culture icons that people can emotionally campaign behind…

I don’t believe she’s even the original Britney Spears, older sure, but she looks like a totally different person..

I do know that all her social media content is fucking erratic, makes me think she should still be under conservatorship, and she probably is…considering her handler is a hired actor…they call her FIANCE…who is an actual actor…

She decided to post her YELLOW dress…tight dress and it seems manic, weird, maybe a little medicated….which I guess makes a broken down starlet more appealing….

This is her caption – weird.

BTW I have a lot of shoes ? … these are my favorite … so stop telling me to buy new shoes ???????????? !!!! Posing for pics like YELLOW ? …. HELLO ?? !!!!!

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2022

01

Mar

Britney Spears Nip Slip of the Day

I know that ladies change as they get older…they are hormonally different, but the OLDER Britney looks like a totally different person as she posts nude on the beach of Hawaii…set to Chris Isaak’s music…to make it all the weirder…

I don’t know why her freedom has turned her into some of the worst nudes ever produced for social media, you’d think her shit would be top notch, you’d also think she’d get on OnlyFans and make a business out of it.

If anything it just makes her look fucking mental and like she needed to be held in captivity….but in a good way because we get to see her naked…in what I would say is not a TOO LITTLE TOO LATE situation…cuz she’s old…but rather just a fucking weird situation….that makes me feel uncomfortable..

You see, I’ve been around mental ladies who get naked, who work as strippers or hookers, who are drunk and unstable and a bar pulling out their pussies…and it’s always made me uncomfortable, at least after I came…when in the moment it’s fun…so here’s to fun.

I will say, seeing a naked Britney is better than a clothed one, so keep up the good work nut job.




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2022

14

Feb

Britney Spears Valentine’s Day Dance Show of the Day

Britney Spears wants you to have a Happy Valentine’s Day motherfuckers…so get to it…and start making love to this video of her because it’s about as good as it gets for you….with COVID coupled with not getting laid before COVID….you can’t take advantage of all the desperados out there because they’re already getting banged out by multiple people on the regular, even the fatties…because the culture doesn’t lack available sex but your LIFE does…and that’s ok…because you can still jack off to Britney like you always have…something never change.

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2022

25

Jan

Britney Spears Vacation Ass of the Day

HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME…

I don’t even believe that this is Britney Spears….in Hawaii with “Purple Hair” celebrating her “freedom”….because she’s not a big enough empire to have clones made in her image or at least some body doubles while they take source Britney to a reprogramming center in a basement somewhere….

That whole “Leave Britney Alone” thing oh no that was Chris Crocker, male pornstar a decade ago…this round was “free Britney” movement was just a distraction from our own lives being enslaved….by the rule makers, our leaders…

Not to mention, who the fuck cares if some billionaire entertainer can’t control her money, we’ve got our own problems…let her fucking sort it out without us giving a shit…she’s too rich and famous for my sympathy….but I may also be a sociopath…

So yeah, I on’t believe this is actually Britney, remember her FIANCE is a a fucking hired actor, who is LITERALLY an actor….cast to be her boyfriend..by her evil rulers she pretends are her evil rulers…and some other bitch runs her social media…

I just KNOW it’s all clickbait distractions…and that’s too bad, but it’s an old pop star mom ass in a skimpy bikini…and she is a superstar…so it’s worth staring at…it’s not like we have other shit to do…

She posted more smut, I’m too lazy to write another post about the same shit..so here it is..

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2022

10

Jan

Britney Spears Ass in a Thong of the Day

Gimme Gimme More…GIMME MORE….

I figure if Britney and her iPhone 3 are out here producing some skimpy thong pics that are posed in more of a fitness contest pose than in a “I’m a sexy vixen who models nude” pose….just flexing those DELTS from a life of dance…muscle memory shit…..but yeah, I figure if she posts these thong pics, and last week’s weird censored nudes so freely, why not post some asshole, some dick sucking, maybe some squirt videos…..we’re halfway, maybe even three quarters of the way there.

I saw some funny headlines with the other censored nudes she posted….

Where basically people were calling her FIERCE or AMAZING for finally being free enough to post a nude…like she even runs her own social media or like she’s even free…instead of saying “this girl is nutty”….they were like “this is her truth, she’s powerful and strong enough and brave enough to upload this kind of thing…it’s so freeing..

Which was a reminder that people are so woke, they see mental health breakdowns because girl has been a product of decades of abuse, trauma based abuse…that there’s no being normal….and I guess if they want to make her out as a nutter, they should do it with her half naked, or fully naked, or squirting on some dicks, because that’s the KIND of Britney being “Free and Empowered” while being MENTAL…I want to see.

Fit Mom Ass…that may not even be Britney but one of her body doubles, who fucking knows, but I’ll go along with their storyline….

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2021

10

Dec

Britney Spears is a Nut Job of the Day

I’ve spent some time in strip clubs, it was a hobby, a second home, they had free buffet and cheap beer with a minimal cover charge, you had to be an idiot to not pay the 8 dollars for a pitcher of beer and access to some shit food…basically the MISSION or HOMELESS SHELTER….of CHAMPIONS…

In spending time at those strip clubs, there was always at least one mental case stripper, it was back in an era where stripping wasn’t an online thing, but an in person thing, and these girls didn’t understand the internet or like the internet, but they liked the freedom of being able to still make money off loser dudes..

Anyway, there was always one stripper who would come out, eyes glazed over, make-up smudged, possibly medicated, or on drugs…and they’d just hit the stage with vengeance like they were Bruce Willis in Die Harder or whatever the sequel is called….

They would be goth, or old, or just fucking weird and they’d throw down to industrial, death metal, or fucked up electronic music and they’d rage like this, same look on their face…

I am of the school of thought that Britney is not free, that’s all horse shit, I don’t even think this is the original Britney Spears but rather some other clone, especially when I see paparazzi pics of her in Hawaii, but yet she’s at her house where she films all these freakish content pieces that remind me of a cam girl in a dungeon being told to dance by an armed guard.

There is no way that after decades of brainwashing, she’s just living life with her hired actor boyfriend…fucking lie for sure….but let’s run with it while she spins the fuck out of control

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2021

01

Dec

Britney Spears Takes a Shit at a Gas Station of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that when Britney Spears needs to take a shit so bad, she does it for the paparazzi waiting outside the Gas Station, in efforts to show you that now that she’s free, she’s just like you and your family on a long road trip, totally fearless of the disgusting germs in the Gas Station bathroom, because she may be rich and fancy, but she’s not some germaphobe, not even in a pandemic….you know she’s crazy but NOT that crazy.

I am of the school of thought of shitting on the side of the road to avoid going into a gas station bathroom, they repulse me and I can’t even get hard when trying to fuck a truck stop prostitute in one….the shit filled toilets, the shit smeared walls, the shit smeared toilet seats…not my thing….I am a degenerate but even I have a line…a line that Crazy Britney just crossed….

What I am wondering is whether the Gas Station clerk was smart enough to take that toilet seat, assuming there was a toilet seat, to sell on EBAY….

That’s some PUTTING IT OUT TO THE UNIVERSE….you know “I hate my shitty gas station life, if only someone walked in and gave me that lottery win”…well it fucking happened bro…IT HAPPENED..

I mean…CELEBRITY STOOL motherfucker, better than ANY NFT….I’d buy Britney’s turd and I’m not even THAT perverted….I mean she’s BRITNEY SPEARS! Legend.

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