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2021

10

Dec

Britney Spears is a Nut Job of the Day

I’ve spent some time in strip clubs, it was a hobby, a second home, they had free buffet and cheap beer with a minimal cover charge, you had to be an idiot to not pay the 8 dollars for a pitcher of beer and access to some shit food…basically the MISSION or HOMELESS SHELTER….of CHAMPIONS…

In spending time at those strip clubs, there was always at least one mental case stripper, it was back in an era where stripping wasn’t an online thing, but an in person thing, and these girls didn’t understand the internet or like the internet, but they liked the freedom of being able to still make money off loser dudes..

Anyway, there was always one stripper who would come out, eyes glazed over, make-up smudged, possibly medicated, or on drugs…and they’d just hit the stage with vengeance like they were Bruce Willis in Die Harder or whatever the sequel is called….

They would be goth, or old, or just fucking weird and they’d throw down to industrial, death metal, or fucked up electronic music and they’d rage like this, same look on their face…

I am of the school of thought that Britney is not free, that’s all horse shit, I don’t even think this is the original Britney Spears but rather some other clone, especially when I see paparazzi pics of her in Hawaii, but yet she’s at her house where she films all these freakish content pieces that remind me of a cam girl in a dungeon being told to dance by an armed guard.

There is no way that after decades of brainwashing, she’s just living life with her hired actor boyfriend…fucking lie for sure….but let’s run with it while she spins the fuck out of control

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