I saw some story the other day, or maybe it was today, it all blends into each other when you do the same bullshit daily for 17 years…it’s a long time and I’ve probably been writing posts on Britney since the site’s inception…like she’s an old friend that’s been sent to prison for the last 10 years or more…a very fancy rich person prison but a prison none-the less because like her song, she was a slave for her dad who spends all her money…

So the story was how happy she is that she can drive again, i guess she hasn’t been able to drive for a long time, because of her whole being a crazy girl who shaves her head…

There are other stories that she’s currently engaged to some opportunist who is like “Fuck yeah I’ll marry Britney Spears, she’s Britney Spears”….plus with all the years of being held captive, it’s a great opportunity to CONTROL the fuck out of her and her finances…because no one, not even a male actor, has noble or good intentions, especially in this era…

Anyway, with new freedom comes new sexual arousal, and girl’s out here pulling her shorts down wile doing a hump, or hip gyration like she was Elvis, because one thing about crazy girls I know, is they like to fuck….so as Britney’s freedom starts to happen, expect to see her being more naked, more sexual, more amazing, she was trained this way…and I’m excited for it, cuz she’s amazing….a fucking legend.

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I don’t like to hype myself up, but I am pretty sure that before it was “cool” to fight for the rights of Britney Spears, with that whole pandemic created Free Britney movement, I consistently said how fucked up it is that her father has turned her into a slave, or at least a money maker that he basically abuses in his mansion….I know for fact that I’ve thought it was a very fucked up series of events that had her living as a prisoner but even more fucked up was that people were going, lining up, to her Vegas residency and other shows, because OMG she’s Britney Bitch…because the general population doesn’t care about the wellbeing of anything, they just care about their own getting off to things they like, until they decide to be woke, bigger people, fighting for the good and freedom and inclusivity of all…but for over 10 years, they were just as involved in the dancing monkey that is Britney and as guilty as her dad was…no boycotts happened, cashing in happened, and that’s pretty shitty.

Anyway, I don’t think Britney has access to a phone or the internet, it goes against being in captivity, so when I see her weird hostage video content I am always weirded out but I love it….how does she shoot this shit, why does it look like it’s VHS…we’ll never know….

Her captions, which she clearly doesn’t write are also insane like for the snakeskin outfit she’s in she wrote:

I held a snake at the @VMAs one time but decided to go ahead 20 years later and become the motherfucking snake myself ??? !!!! And since TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS you tricky little shits … who knows what color snake I will be tomorrow ??? !!!!??? STAY SAFE folks and watch out for the ?????? !!!!!

What?

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I’ve watched this on mute for the last 14 minutes….on repeat…just a gyrating, speedy as fuck, mental case 40 year old mom who has been held captive her entire live being the dancing monkey, literally the dancing monkey to trick people into thinking she’s not a prisoner….all with her Brit Tits out….fucking legend…

I think it’s funny the Leave Britney Alone / Free Britney movement only just happened now, I am sure if you look at the archives of this site, which I don’t, but probably should, there’s likely one solid line out of the 60,000 posts I’ve done….one I could print on a T-Shirt….my HAPPY FACE LOGO is in here somewhere dammit…

Anyway, since being held captive by her dad, I’ve been saying “why the fuck aren’t Britney Fans trying to save her”…they’re just like “Dance for us, you’re Britney Bitch, WHOOOOOOOOOOOO”….so people should listen to me more often…

Or just do what I do and watch this speedy fucking dance routine by a lunatic we love.

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We all know that Britney Spears has been in captivity for a long time, her parents locking her into some bullshit conservatorship many years ago after her first mental breakdown, and it all made sense from a practical perspective since they are a white trash family that sold their kid off to the industry, turning her into an earner, where money is addictive and can outweigh the health and wellness of your kid….and always does…you greedy fucks…

So I’ve been calling Britney Spears abducted in plain sight, or at least a variation of that since her parents reappropriated her to imprison her and control every aspect of her life after she went off the rails…instead of doing what Aguilera did by dropping off and getting fat….or what Simpson did by making billions off low end K-Mart clothing….but instead they just kept the one trick pony doing the one trick she knew…and luckily that one trick was lucrative thanks to it being Britney Spears….a fucking legend.

No one else seemed to care until this past year about Britney’s parents basically stealing her money while she was all medicated….because Britney is a fucking empire, employs many, and is more than just the postar herself…it requires management and infrastructure…something Britney can’t do especially when medicated…

I mean she can barely follow direction in her instagram dance video that looks like it was shot on a Nintendo Power globe, or maybe a toaster….all lit weird…but more importantly….performed weird by the medicated half naked starlet…all dead in the eyes like some kind of zombie trying to prove she’s ok…when looking like a hostage video before the beheading in a “my captors are really great, they treat me well”….before getting the fucking axe.

Either way, if you’re into captive women, and you are, check out this weirdness.

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Britney Spears has been running a weird as shit instagram feed for the last 4-5 months, basically since COVID happened, it’s on some ISIS beheading video quality that isn’t doing any favors to the conspiracy theorists and the fairweather activists who have finally realized that Britney’s family are holding her captive and have for over a fucking decade….because she’s an out of control, exploited, damaged, child star with just a next level – level of fame…who probably couldn’t handle it when she was shaving her head, and made a good case for the parents to get her back in so that they can control the career, the money, and live off the fucking land as long as their greedy white trash asses could, instead of just letting her burn through everything and basically die off the way she probably would have….and luckily, thanks to their intervention, and her being abducted in plain site, we got more years out of Britney, because she’s Britney Spears, how could you not be a fan…

Anyway, I originally saw this video of her doing Yoga and assumed it was another weirdo clip shot long ago pretending it’s recent, because I can’t imagine they’d let her update her own social media, or own a phone, because if they did all she’d be doing is crying for help….unless she likes being taken care of, I mean I know I would…let all the other people handle EVERYTHING so I can just sit and stare into space in my medicated haze…sounds like a dream…I mean living in a mansion with handlers, I’d just shit myself all day and never do anything….

This is shot from far, so it’s hard to really make out what she’s doing but I think she could be in a mask, assuming it isn’t a body double…because it could be a body double…and a mask would help sell it to the fans conspiring against the family because the internet is bored, the internet is angry, the internet wants justice for all things that doesn’t really effect them…

But for the sake of argument, I saw we assume it’s Britney and she’s fucking the air, the way you’d want any Bipolar disorder girl acting because the crazy ones are the best fucks…

She just posted this video of her dancing to Beyonce, the weirdest, creepiest, horror movie version of Beyonce..but she’s still dancing.

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As you may or may not know, I am pretty sure I’ve posted it here, but maybe I haven’t…all the new Britney Spears content that has popped up on social media that you know she definitely doesn’t have access to, because she doesn’t have access to pretty much anything, she’s under that crazy conservatorship that people suddenly give a shit about….even though she’s been abducted in plain site for the last 15 years…and it’s been very sad watching her cry for help as the family work her to the fucking bone to keep earning all that money she’s capable of earning…like some sort of Jon Benet who wasn’t killed by her brother….this is what stage parenting and greed becomes….and I genuinely feel bad for her, she can’t manage her own life and lives in a fucking cage, but can do world tours, produce hit songs…it’s all fucking lies..

Anyway, her instagram has been mental the last month and a half, all these bootleg, shot on a potato looking 1990s pics updated with the craziest fucking captions….all shot on the same day, you can tell by the hair and make-up…and shit is worse than when your mom or granny first found social media 10 years ago before they really got it…not that they get it now, but at least their iphone pics are better than these creepy looking scans.

Anyway one of her weird cry for help posts that she shot over a month ago, pull that meta data if you know how, is this Henna Bikini and it’s mental…the caption:

So I got carried away with henna !!!! I think I’m going for a bohemian look in the second picture …. not sure what my hands on my hips are about ???!!! I guess I’m demanding attention ??? !!!!

She’s speaking in code, not that she wrote that caption, if she had access to a phone, it’d probably be to the police, assuming she’s not too medicated and kept in a locked padded room…she definitely doesn’t have phone access….I want her next post to be proof she has access to a phone…

Either way, What the fuck is that all about? Crazy. That’s what. Save Britney.

Here’s a view of the overall profile, apparently these weird prison pics started in April, so she’s been locked up since April…I originally thought it was june…fucking weird.

UPDATE – In the 2 hours since I posted it Britney posted 2 weirdo videos….both different nail polish…what the fuck.

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Britney Spears on instagram remind me of a ISIS Beheading video.

They are low quality, they are creepy, they make me wonder who is filming her or creative directing her in these.

We all know she’s a captive in her own home thanks to her parents trapping her….so it’s like a weird glimpse from the prison she calls home that her handlers approve…but this is a BILLION dollar brand and this is what they come up with….I would expect this from a bunker in the Middle East not from some Louisiana or Los Angeles County 20 million dollar home…..confusing…glitchy…amazing…

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Here are some hot pics of Britney Spears acting like the hostage she is. If this doesn’t remind you of a Russian Cam Girl chained to the bed as her guard watches in the corner of the room off camera enforcing that human trafficked girl does her job peeing on command for their paying customer.

In a lot of ways Britney Spears is a hostage, abducted in plain sight, but no one fucking cared because they were too into her song and dancing at least not until recently when the WOKE culture went at her dad to cancel her, even if she’s too far gone to survive on her own now that her entire life she’s been caged like one of the Tiger King’s top earning Tigers…you get what I am saying…she’s a commodity and she makes bank and a lot of people rely on her…her actual person, her actual self…irrelevant….

So here’s some similar to a beheading video imagary of the near 40 year old babe.

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Britney Spears is working it like she was at the mental institution with her version of some Hokey Pokey bullshit.

I have never been institutionalized, but I feel like a lot of weirdo group dances go on with varying degrees of medicated success.

The abducted in plain sight pop star who revolutionized or at least was one of the puppets who revolutionized pop music and inspired generations of girls…is still inspiring because she does her full retard, mental health nut case on med dance with those big mom titties out…

I still think Britney at 40 is exciting, but that could just be because she’s rich, K-Fed paved a way to prosperity giving losers everywhere hope, and she’s got that fit enough body for a mom of two from all that dancing her handlers put her through…plus crazy girls are the best fucks because they are fucking animals…not FUCKING actual animals…but fucking LIKE animals thanks to having no control over their impulse, feelings, while being filled with rage, trauma and other things that ride your dick until it falls the fuck off and she has some sort of seizure…

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