I don’t now if this is Britney Spears or some male impersonator in a wig, but I will say that anything we’re seeing published from Britney Spears, is probably not being posted by Britney Spears, but rather the team they pretend don’t continue to handle her

From hr awkward distraction that was her conservatorship trials and protests that were beyond weird. I can’t imagine how lame a person would have to be to waste their day protesting for the right to Britney’s freedom, unless they were hired actors, that whole random movement was suspicious.

Then there’s her pregnancy reveal, where each post was about her “FETUS” like it was always intended to be a sacrifice….and that she miscarried last week, only to hop on the tennis court topless, in a red thong bikini bottom and boots, to mourn the loss of her FETUS….that some creepy exec probably ate for the stem cells…

I’ll still look at her ass, even if all her pics are shot on the first version of the iphone…it’s sturdy.

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