I am not convinced that the Britney Spears they present us with is actually Britney Spears.

I am also not convinced that Britney Spears is free or released from the prison they have her in.

I am also not convinced that Britney Spears is even updating her own social media, but it is weird enough to be Britney Spears….

I am not convinced that Britney Spears is doing all that well, especially after seeing that weird fucking wedding of hers that featured weird celebrity guests some of whom she never met before.

All of her pics seem to be shot on the first iPhone, maybe she only has one of those old people phones that only text and call out to certain numbers and this is the phone quality…

But you’d assume her hired actor husband, would have the most up to date tech for his gay hook-up apps in his mansion next to the Kardashians that they moved into the day after the wedding, because hired actors are always so trustworthy when they are playing a role.

The point is that Britney’s been let down by her fans, family and the industry…and her mom bikini pics are not that great….but her hard nip in a bikini works for me as the distraction it is meant to be…..look everything’s fine people….totally normal over here….she’s even busting a smile so she can’t be medicated, it can’t be a body double, their can’t be black eyes behind the mirrored aviators….this is Happiness…freaks..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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