An hour ago, Britney Spears handlers posted another picture from a “photo” series she first released of her against a white wall in what looks like some random badly lit institution, in what I’ve said looks like an Isis beheading video, but that is probably more in line with a Russian Cam Girl in a prison cell made to look like a girl’s bedroom where she’s forced to piss on command for the paying customers as their guard supervises off camera…so they don’t stray.

It’s no secret that she’s been held in captivity for the majority of her adult life because she’s a product for the family and they won’t let that get taken out when she goes out and lives her own life…so they present her as a crazy person, no one tries to save her because she’s just medicated and going along with it…in her song and dancing for money way – it’s what she knows…

She’s been a hostage screaming for help in what I’ve always thought was weird, but no one else seemed to notice until recently…maybe they are too busy taking selfies….

I know she definitely doesn’t have access to her social media and never did, most celebs don’t, otherwise all posts would be a cry for help, or at least more interesting, begging to be saved from her rich white trash family that exploits her, but I do know when I saw this pic from the same day that first popped up June 17 or 18….a month ago…I’m thinking they banked some content and have her in some fucking cell somewhere being brainwashed or whatever they do….it’s fucked…but some of you may find it hot…

WEIRD!

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There’s a story trending about how Britney Spears burnt down her gym with “candles’ she left out in an attempt to kill herself, or escape, or maybe it was really just an accident because she’s so heavily medicated.

Who knows…but she’s down to two pieces of equipment because that insurance money hasn’t come in, even though any fitness brand would send her any products her and her trainer boyfriend want for free…so to celebrate she decided to do a jittery, crackhead on drugs, maybe a schizo on schizo drugs with all those body shake side effects they have…to tell the world she needs help..or to say at 39 she’s still fun to watch move…even though she’s 39 and that makes no logical sense.

I still think a Britney in Captivity is worth watching hump the air like the nutjob she is…the rich version of the toothless homeless crackhead offering a blowjob for a warm cup of soup.

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Britney Spears is our favorite animal in captivity….

Everyone seems to feel sorry for because her dad has made her a slave to him….she does her song and dances for a lot of fucking money that she may never see because he gets it all….at least now that it’s been a trending thing…but she’s been in captivity for 15 fucking years and no one gave a fuck until the whole WOKE thing.

I find it hard to feel sorry for anyone who is as rich, famous or coddled as Britney. She’s always been their “Bubble Boy” earner that they protect so she keeps earning.

I am not a parent, so that makes sense to me, if you’re going to make sacrifices to turn your kid into a Disney starlet, when ya’ll are just ghetto trash and need it, her 18th birthday is a fucking downer, as you lose your fucking investment when she decides to run off with her money….that you know she wouldn’t have made without you because she’s a mental case….

Her breakdown was the window of getting back what was rightfully theirs…I get it…NOT TO MENTION…that she NEVER has to worry about anything, I mean other than leaving the palaces they own, that are staffed, that have full fridges….no worries in the world…and if I was bipolar…that’d be fucking awesome…you know instead of being fucking homeless.

Who needs freedom when you’ve got all you ever need and more….

Anyway, this video is going viral because she’s still masturbating to Justin Timberlake, all these years later, confused as to what the trending app of the time is because she’s a captive…the luckiest prisoner ever.

Here’s her caption, if you care…

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So Britney Spears posted this picture up with the caption:

But we know she was more about the angle with her tits out, looking like she’s about to do some dick sucking casting couch performance she’s probably really good at because the crazy girls are all the best, as long as they don’t have overbearing white trash dads keeping them locked up and unable to let their true talents shine, even though you know if they hadn’t broke the mainstream, her dad would still manage her stripping / porn career…some people are just destined to be on camera, I guess….

This is definitely “Look at the camera” dick sucking amateur porn vibes…only starring a legend making it substantially better!

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I just accidentally came across this video on Instagram that Britney posted an hour ago…it is weird, the kind of video that could give you a seizure, or that you’d find in a Sci/fi near future movie, I feel like I’m tripping out and I’ve only watched it twice. Keep the sound on….

In the video Britney tries on dresses she didn’t know she had because she’s been locked in a cage and can’t get to the piles upon piles of free shit that gets sent to her every month. She’s Britney Spears.

She did this try on, or a “HAUL” as they call it, and I feel like this is wht living in Britney’s brain must feel like….it could be the angle, the backdrop…I don’t fucking know but I think I’ve died of COVID and this video is heaven….

She still looks good for 40 and more importantly, she’s still Britney, are favorite abductee.

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