I saw some story the other day, or maybe it was today, it all blends into each other when you do the same bullshit daily for 17 years…it’s a long time and I’ve probably been writing posts on Britney since the site’s inception…like she’s an old friend that’s been sent to prison for the last 10 years or more…a very fancy rich person prison but a prison none-the less because like her song, she was a slave for her dad who spends all her money…

So the story was how happy she is that she can drive again, i guess she hasn’t been able to drive for a long time, because of her whole being a crazy girl who shaves her head…

There are other stories that she’s currently engaged to some opportunist who is like “Fuck yeah I’ll marry Britney Spears, she’s Britney Spears”….plus with all the years of being held captive, it’s a great opportunity to CONTROL the fuck out of her and her finances…because no one, not even a male actor, has noble or good intentions, especially in this era…

Anyway, with new freedom comes new sexual arousal, and girl’s out here pulling her shorts down wile doing a hump, or hip gyration like she was Elvis, because one thing about crazy girls I know, is they like to fuck….so as Britney’s freedom starts to happen, expect to see her being more naked, more sexual, more amazing, she was trained this way…and I’m excited for it, cuz she’s amazing….a fucking legend.

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