I did a quick google search to see what Britney Spears is up to. You know to give you some great insight int to her doing the splits in her workout gear.

As it turns out, according to google, the Ocean is her healer…good to know…and she recently went back to blonde..as she tries to get fit after the most recent mental breakdown of the abducted in plain sight, popstar working for her family, through vegas shows and other Britney Spears thing…

So if you’re looking for Britney News…she’s gone Blonde….and her captors have loosened the shackles on her…

If you’re looking for popstar ass doing splits cuz she’s got decades of training for the perverts….we got that…

I see her as a beacon of hope….as she gives us losers hope that we too could get a rich woman pregnant like K-Fed and live that life of luxury…cuz he was a loser….and still cashing in…

Or you could just accept that it’s Britney Fucking Spears at 40 doing the fucking splits in skimpy workout shorts…and that may be all it needs to be…more than enough..

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Some slutty on a yacht action…ass out on her handler as crazy ladies do…

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Britney Spears Fat Ass is a nice reminder for all you ladies out there – that beauty is not forever, if anything nature wants to fucking destroy you by 40 cuz your egg count is in the single digits, and they want us dudes to use our sperm on younger and fresher vagina, that tastes better, has less battle wounds, is not jaded and hasn’t given up yet. It’s what nature tells us, we can’t help it, so as you live on past your best before date, your only hope or comfort is knowing that unlike the food in your fridge that is past the expiration rate, you’re not going to be officially trashed, that’ll just happen slowly and quietly…first with your husband, then with all the dudes you try to meet off tinder now that you’re back on the dating scene…

I guess this is also a good lesson in being held captive, girl clearly can’t control her food and fitness, even with a trainer boyfriend, unless she’s heavily policed. A bayou, 600 pound lifer not allowed to live her 600 pound life…..yet…

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Britney Spears is finally free…at least from the prison that is her dad as he backed down from being her handler for being abusive to her kids, while he’s been abusive to Britney her entire life. The Slave for You song….totally about her dad…..

It is funny that the public ignored that she was abducted in plain sight, but the public will whine about EVERY FUCKING THING possible, any minor injustice from MeToo to BelieveAllWomen to BlackLivesMatter to MAGA and ANTIFA and Gender Issues, and saving TRAYVON MARTIN or whatver…while Britney fully neglected cuz she’s rich white trash and her prison a mansion in various states…BUT she was still a victim..which makes these bikini pics all the hotter…as she nears 40.

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Britney Spears in some instagram fitness influencer content so that you can get a Britney Spears body all of your own, when really you should be wanting a Britney Spears daughter of your own, cuz that shit keeps paying millions upon millions, like a mini empire of its own, thanks to strategic moves to keep custody of her into her 40s..

It’s like being a stage parent, when it works, is fucking lucrative and easy to position that you deserve your cut for making it happen and doing all that work for them…so you DESERVE your piece of the empire…and you must do what it takes to retain that…so that moody unappreciative kids don’t ruin your hard work…

So here she is doing…that instagram thing to seem normal that was likely shot by her team years ago….because they have a back log of Britney content to keep her alive even when she’s medicated, getting electric shock therapy to keep the dream alive…

I find Britney hot, old, being held captive like a Russian sex worker being Human Trafficked..or not…she’s perfect….

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Abducted in plain sight, Britney Spears is doing things with her mouth after some Therapy session cuz they have her convinced that she’s crazy and the whole thing is highly fucking erotic to us Britney Spears fan who have never given up our perversion for her…cuz we are consistent losers…

What better way to end the week of some of the most amazing content on the internet – than with this hotness…

RIGHT.

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Britney Spears trying to prove she is in control of her own life..through slutty instagram content that I am going to assume was shot months ago as filler content for when they have her locked in a cage in a padded room – decompressing or being brain washed and hyped into doing another world tour or Vegas residency for her family to take all the money from….

She’s a white trash, sold by her parents to the farmer down the street when she was 14, only the farmer down the street happened to be the entertainment industry….

She’s been publicly abducted in plain site for the last decade or so – thanks to the K-Fed head shaving experience, so bitch can’t make any decisions on her own…everything runs through her dad…and the public just stood by and watched and danced along to Hit Me Baby One More Time….despite the cries for help…

But now she’s back, or pretending to be back with slutty content and since she’s still fucking hot, I have a thing for the imprisoned types….it just makes her that much better.

Britney Forever!

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Britney Spears may not have her freedom….and she may have been publicly imprisoned by her family, when they took legal ownership of her, making it impossible for her to do anything for herself, including but not limited to wiping her own ass….as she was put to work, like some kind of slave in a human trafficking ring, sold by her family to the public, through tours and shows, doing the Hit me Baby One More Time, 25 years after it first came out, to really squeeze every penny out of it…..while all the Britney fans stood by and watched….like the passive idiots we are…why get involved, bitch still sings and dances like the monkey she is….and she’s better off than when she was shaving her damn head while getting knocked up by K-Fed mooching off her in ways the family didn’t like cuz it was biting into their mooching profits….

BUT Britney Spears does have some titties!

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Britney Spears is still alive….her family hasn’t killed her yet, but they have killed her soul as they’ve held her captive all these years….medicated and confused…trying to keep her alive and going as long as humanly possible so that they gravy train keeps dripping down their inner thigh…paying out the way it should…abducted in plain site or some shit…that is finally now being questioned by the Social Justice Warriors of the internet who didn’t bother noticing that she was abducted all these years cuz they were too busy taking selfies or accusing some dude of rape or whatever the trending issue of the time was…

I am a big fan of Britney, and I am no convinced she posted this, it’s some archive footage I’m sure….

She’s too busy locked in a cage being conditioned and groomed to perform again for the the sake of the family man….not for the sake of Britney….poor rich as fuck thing in her 40s still treated like a 10 year old…these Southern Stage Parents are Next Level…..

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There is finally a #freeBritney movement starting up on the internet, thanks to her latest stint in Rehab that people are saying she didn’t want or consent to, and that her father who has had control over her since she shaved her head, in a keep on top of his investment, as she’s an earner…and pretend that the 40 year old needs a legal guardian so that he can police her like a slave owner, because that’s what his Louisiana heritage has taught him to do….I mean he’s also white trash, with money and white trash have been selling their daughters off for generations…so it’s nothing new…

What is new, or at least insane is that this has been going on for over a decade, in public, we’ve all watched the prisoner do her dancing monkey thing, as they release calculated stories and social media posts she probably had nothing to do with as they don’t let her have a fucking phone…

FINALLY people are saying “shit, maybe this is some dungeon dad abusive situation, that totally favors the dad and family, but doesn’t really work out so good for the person people actually care about”…

So to try to stop the conversation on Daddy Spears’ google alerts, he’s released this video as Britney….who he forced into rehab to keep her more sedated than she normally is, to convince you that she’s back…even though a week ago she was about 20 pounds heavier and is for sure in her holding cell being starved out and groomed to get back to earning.

It is a sick fucking story, that people have just sat on the sidelines and watched…so you’re all to blame..but I don’t blame you…I know holding women captive, grooming them, and making them your own is the only way you can get laid….I sympathize with you…but Britney’s dad…what an asshole…

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