Britney Spears is our favorite animal in captivity….
Everyone seems to feel sorry for because her dad has made her a slave to him….she does her song and dances for a lot of fucking money that she may never see because he gets it all….at least now that it’s been a trending thing…but she’s been in captivity for 15 fucking years and no one gave a fuck until the whole WOKE thing.
I find it hard to feel sorry for anyone who is as rich, famous or coddled as Britney. She’s always been their “Bubble Boy” earner that they protect so she keeps earning.
I am not a parent, so that makes sense to me, if you’re going to make sacrifices to turn your kid into a Disney starlet, when ya’ll are just ghetto trash and need it, her 18th birthday is a fucking downer, as you lose your fucking investment when she decides to run off with her money….that you know she wouldn’t have made without you because she’s a mental case….
Her breakdown was the window of getting back what was rightfully theirs…I get it…NOT TO MENTION…that she NEVER has to worry about anything, I mean other than leaving the palaces they own, that are staffed, that have full fridges….no worries in the world…and if I was bipolar…that’d be fucking awesome…you know instead of being fucking homeless.
Who needs freedom when you’ve got all you ever need and more….
Anyway, this video is going viral because she’s still masturbating to Justin Timberlake, all these years later, confused as to what the trending app of the time is because she’s a captive…the luckiest prisoner ever.
Here’s her caption, if you care…
This is my version of Snapchat or TikTok or whatever the cool thing you’re supposed to do these days ????!!!!! As you can see I’m not really dancing folks …… I’m just very bored ?. PS I know we had one of the world’s biggest breakups 20 years ago …… but hey the man is a genius !!!! Great song JT ? !!!! Pssss if you KNOW WHAT’S GOOD ? !!!!!!
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