Britney Spears was allowed out of the walled compound she lives in to visit the ocean, she wore a tiny blue bikini and a cowboy hat and danced around because that’s what southern girls do when their handlers let them out on their own. Plus the whole country being popular now that Diplo approves it and everyone is a fucking drone fuck means Cowboy hats are the way to be on trend and relevant.

Britney is a fucking legend and can do no wrong as far as I’m concerned. I am just disappointed with the WOKE culture forgetting that she was abducted in plain site for so fucking long. I mean I’ve been calling her a prisoner crying for help subliminally on her social media for years. I’ve said that she’s all medicated like out of a movie just trying to escape the grip of her father, their family business and the billions she’s brought in all these years because she’s Britney Spears…but no one listens to me…I guess Britney have that in common…only Britney’s out here winning being Britney…and I’m here staring at her mom turning 40 tits like they were still 18 asking to be hit one more time.

What I am getting atis that she’s lookin’ good.

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