Nothing says mentally sane like a woman who goes out in public with her extensions all over the place an her panties hanging out the top of her pants…especially when she knows the entire world is watching. But in Britney’s defense, the fact that she managed to get panties on is pretty impressive, I hear when it normally comes to dressing herself she’ll too busy flinging feces at the cage her handlers keep her in.

I never used to understand why girls wear underwear, and when I’d get down with a girl who wasn’t wearing underwear, I’d always get excited. I was like shit, this bitch is ready, there’s just one piece of clothing between her pussy and my dick and I love it…I remember being at bars so many times and walking upstairs behind hot pussy in front of me that was not wearing panties and I’d get a fucking hard on on the spot….but then I started dating a hippie bitch who thought underwear was repressive and that her thick bush was underwear enough or some shit and I realized the importance of underwear because it traps all their discharge and smells so that it doesn’t accumulate all over their jeans the bitch never washed and make me want to vomit every time I had to sit next to the bitch…..not that I generally get grossed out by pussy smells…but I do after seeing the inside theme of her jeans….not that you care…but here are some Britney Spears pictures of her underwear to remind us that despite being insane it’s always smart to put on a pair of underwear especially in jeans so that you can show the world that you’re not totally unable to care for yourself….which is what I assume Britney’s doing in these pics…and when I try to imagine what’s brewing in those panties…some kind of natural disaster or tropical storm part of me gets excited…the other part of me wants to throw up and unfortunately my dirty panty fetish always wins.

Here are the pics.

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I don’t know what these are about, but I do know that they look like they are of Jon Benet Ramsey 20 years later, taken by some Sears caliber photographer….in other words…fuckin awesome….

This is channeling some Courtney Love crackwhore shit that i am sure smells like a little piece of heaven….or what you’d expect it to smell like with your limited budget and the quality of her scabby body…

If you know what I mean…pervert.

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Seems like Britney Spears was a little late on Halloween, I guess these things happen when you’re seriously fucking medicated, but at least she made an effort, in a better late than sorry kind of way, cuz I don’t know about you, but I can’t get enough of a bitch dressed like a beat-up by her alcoholic husband trailer park wife. Maybe it’s cuz I had dreams of being one of those guys luck enough to find an ex stripper to settle down with in our double-wide, where I’d get drunk and angry at her for showing too much tit when using the communal trailer park space leading to me throwing a full can of soup at her white trash head, but I never quite got to live it out, cuz I’m too poor for those worldly luxuries…but at least I get to see pics of Britney Spears living out my dreams….famous people really do have it all..

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I fucked a girl up the ass and she can’t walk…my dick can’t take credit for it…cuz she was in a wheelchair when I found her…turns out it was an accident at 13…but the good news is no feeling below the waste…the badenews…no bowel control….the good news low standards…the bad news there’s a serious reason for that….the good news no condom…the bad news she gets fucked by different men like it is her job…cuz it is her job…the good news it only lasted 50 seconds…the bad news it cost me 75 bucks….the good news she didn’t have scabs on her asshole…the bad news she had scabs on her snatch…

Speaking of handicap people, low standards, herpes and anal sex with the disabled, here are pics of Britney Spears hiding her lip from the paparazzi…

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Here is Britney Pulling off the whole “I just had a one night stand with a business man and I have to wear his shirt around the house because I don’t like walking around naked and my party dress is too much of a production to get into and I am much more into getting out of it and onto successful cock”….excpet this shirt isn’t even a business shirt…it’s some girlie shit totally throwing out my cliche fantasy of pussy in my Yuppie loft….but the good news is her shirt is semi-see through….or at least see through enough to see her lacy night gown she was too lazy to get out of underneath…and that’s good enough for me…

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The thing I like about Britney Spears is that I feel she’d be a great person to run around town late at night doing fecal art with…you know murals on store windows painted with our own shit….like a group of insane people in the institution lookin’ for a creative release but given no resources for fear will kill ourselves our each other with actual paint brushes….

The thing I don’t like about Britney is that she’s tamed the fuck down…and isn’t out flashing her snatch or titties like she used to…she’s not shaving her head in mental breakdowns that would leave a normal person in a padded room and she’s just not delivering the good times she once did….

I need her to let loose a little to win me over…all this watching her every step is fucking depressing.

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Everyone knows Britney Spears has a dumpy body. I don’t really need to bother writing about the shit, since you can just look at the pictures and see it….it’s one of those pictures shows a thousand dimples on a pig of person jacked on meds to make a lot of other people alot of money while sacrificing herself for the cause’s thigh….Good times…

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It’s common knowledge that Britney Spears is a crackhead who may or may not be addicted to actual crack, but who is definitely medicated and addicted to whatever medication that may be, because that’s how her handlers manager her and make sure she has no outburst when she’s out….a smile and nod kind of puppet designed to make a lot of people a lot of fucking money.

It is also common knowledge that Courtney Love is a crackhead who may or may not be addicted to actual crack, but who is probably more into heroin.

What is not common knowledge is that they are the same fucking person…or at least they look like they are in these pictures…that are both creepy, reminiscent of Jean Benet Ramesy the adult pill popping version….and bot cuz a medicated bitch always lets you do what you want to them….

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Britney Spears is still in a bikini….

I haven’t figured out why I am posting this bullshit, because it fucking bores me to see. Maybe I’ve been doing this too long, or maybe I’m desensitized, or maybe Britney’s not all that fucking hot and I could go to my local park and see hotter pussy in a bikini, or maybe I get the PR game of getting in bikinis to get noticed and the whole thing is dull….

When it comes to Britney, I need mental breakdowns that involve shit smeared war painted face and naked body while performing a puppet show with her vagina, making it look like her cunt is lip syncing “Hit Me Baby One More Time” and until that happen, I will be disappointed in pretty much everything this trash does.

Hollywood needs new blood. Not more true blood. New blood…..of hot young pussy who don’t start out as mentally case sluts, but who gradually get destroyed enough to become that….you know, kinda taking us on a ride and keeping us interested.

What it all comes down to, is that I need new hobbies…

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I don’t know about this Britney Bikini shit…it’s one of those I prefer the useless, damaged mom pussy in clothes, because her body looks fat, sloppy, maybe even angry, and it is not something I feel like crawling up and dying inside of…

Sure, crazy pussy is generally fun. It does crazy things and fucks in crazy ways and the fear it brings keeps things fresh and exciting, but not when it is medicated and controlled by it’s dad because this crazy pussy, unlike the bitch who throws feces all over the laundry room in my building, is so managed that her glassed over eyes I can tell are screaming for help can react to the voices in it’s crazy head….

Either way, put some clothes on, or pull some stunts…cuz this corporate Britney sucks.

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