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2011

30

Mar

Britney Spears on Kimmel of the Day

In staying as repetitive as possible with yesterday posts…I figured I’d put up new pictures of Britney Spears, in the same fucking leotard outfits as yesterday’s free show in San Fran, doing the same dancing monkey routine, only this time for Kimmel, cuz mom’s in tight clothing is kinda my thing as long as I’m not the dad of their kids…except maybe in Britney’s case, cuz K-Fedding her worked out alright for K-Fed…..

Point being, Britney’s got one act, one trick, she gives her minimum, she makes her family and latch ons rich, she’s been exploited to shit, like a teenage prostitute and that kinda of destroyed soul works for me….FOLLOW ME

Here she is performing….strapped up in a leotard:

Here’s her dumpy mom body when not wrapped the fuck up and strapped the fuck down while squeezed in a leotard….

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2011

28

Mar

Some More Britney Spears Performing in a Leotard of the Day

I already posted these Britney Leotard in Concert pics….

But they are the highlight of the day…a highlight that brought together the Britney Spears and fat chicks in an office cubicle remembering their teenage idol, gay men trying to be fabulous, and chronic masturbating perverts who like a nice fat celebrity ass on stage in a leotard….Britney’s most recent performance, substantially better in pictures than video, cuz you don’t need to get distracted by her shitty music, and allows you to take it all in and I figured I’d post some more of the pictures….

I’m just sad there were no vagina slips….even though I’ve seen Britney’s vagina and know it’s on some crusty mom pussy shit that’s not all that awesome to look at but still better than not lookin’ at hit poking out of her costume…If you know what I mean…

Here’s her thickness performing in video…complete with gay guys in the audience singing along…

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2011

28

Mar

Britney Spears Performing in a Leotard of the Day

I guess someone told Britney she wasn’t too fat to wear a leotard and that she wasn’t going to look like the fat kid in the dance recital trying to squeeze into the same costume as the skinny kid cuz they needed cohesiveness in their performance, and dressing her up as the fat blog of shit the other kids dance around in fear cuz it’s not politically correct, assuming Britney Spears cares about being too fat or capable, she’s just going through the motions she is contractually obliged to, cuz her team that lives off her success doesn’t want the money train to ever end, figuring she’s already got no shame, no dignity, and pretty much no soul, they better just ride this bitch out as hard as they can, whether it humilates the bitch or not, cuz she won’t know the fucking different….and the sick thing in all this is that I’m loving her big, round fat ass, I wanna take a fucking bite out of the shit I know is smeared all over it thanks to a lack of hygiene or ability to take care of herself…you know how crazy people are…maybe it’s cuz I know she’s wrapped so tight in that latex that buttery maple syrup is pouring off her….either way…I like it.

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2011

09

Mar

Britney Spears Does Out Magazine for the Gays of the Day

Britney Spears did some Gaga shit and tried to tap into the gay market, as the gays are her only remaining fans, like she was Gaga, as Gays are too jacked up on poppers getting fucked up the ass bareback in bathouses or getting treated for AIDS to notice that shitty pop isn’t as fun as they think it is…

I know you guys have probably already seen the Britney spread in the latest Out magazine, you know because you’re faggots, but I figured I’d post the pictures anyway, cuz she’s showing off her weathered mom pussy in leotard….something I’m kinda into as I anxiously await her nude pics/sex tape to be released…they are coming…cuz she’s one of those crazy people who feels so exposed that she doesn’t mind letting the public see all of her…from shitting to being shit on…she’s down…

Here are some quotes that taught us she likes being fat and will be fat when her contract is up….and that she’s not a lesbian cuz cock feels so good, especially when having a schizophrenic bi-polar episode….

My idea of hell is…
Being on a diet.

What women (living or dead) could make you think twice about your sexuality?
I only have eyes for men.

What is the best advice you’ve gotten and who was it from?
My mom said when you have a bad day, eat ice cream. That’s the best advice.

I would have expected a racier shoot from the gays, maybe some strap-on high concept shit, but I guess since gays are scared of pussy to begin with, putting a mom pussy that’s been through hell and back would have been a bad idea for sales….

Here are the pics…

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2011

03

Mar

Britney Spears in V Magazine of the Day

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Britney Spears was in a V magazine…unfortunately V doesn’t stand for gaping mom vagina puppet show…because if it did…maybe these pics would be interesting and not a depressing mess reminding me of what Britney Spears was before her thick neck trailer park bullshit bi-winning behavioral issues that stem from being exploited took over and made her a novelty act to like and support for old times…like a circus performer or some shit…boring and photoshopped to shit…you know in a way that Britney Spears wishes she looked like this….enjoy…

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2011

18

Feb

Britney Spears’ New Video of the Day

Britney released a new video and apparently it’s a big deal…It’s just another mainstream commercial smut that was puked up and ejaculated on after being shat out by the record labels cuz they know this brand has its audience by the balls. She looks horrible, thick necked and in underwear, the song is shit, the video shit, filled with product placement, from PlentyofFish, to Sony, to Her own line of perfume, cuz that’s all this bitch is, a tool to sell garbage…but I’m posting it anyway, mainly cuz watching Britney beat herself up in front of her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” video is almost pornographic, especially if it ends in death…

Who cares. Oh right. Everyone and I have no idea why. Move on people. This is desperate and sad. Let her be a mom and age gracefully instead of humilating herself like this. Seriously.

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2011

18

Jan

Britney Spears Walking the Streets Showing Off her Thickness of the Day

Here is some Britney Spears thickness in a tight tanktop, tight shorts, showing off her big ass, thick legs and sloppy belly. She is designed to get fucked by black dudes, but her southern racism only allows her to get fucked by white dudes who think they are black dudes, at least when it really counts like getting knocked the fuck up….

It just amazes me that such gutter trailer trash lookin’ drugged out pussy is famous and rich, it’s like some kind of fantasy I didn’t think would ever come true, since money usually takes the hick out of a pussy, it usually makes bitches want fancy things and eat at fancy restaurants wearing fancy clothes, leaving that horrible prostituting past behind them, pretending they never got raped by their toothless unemployed father every day after from third grade to eight grade, but for some reason, this bitch is just as used up as an ex-stripper trying to make a couple bucks to get baby formula and meth….and that inspires me.

Here she is street walking proper….cuz she doesn’t have to…she just wants to…and that’s a passion I can support…

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2011

13

Jan

Britney Spears in a Hospital Gown Porn of the Day

I think I only like these pictures of bloated, older, sloppy, saggy, disgusting Britney Spears because her dress looks like a slutty hospital gown, and everyone knows that hospitals or people admitted in hospitals are in a solid state of volunerability, which translates into porn…whether they are sick in the lady dick, or just sick in the head, they are pretty accessible, especially if hooked up to an IV or iron long, or if they are in a coma….oh my god I just got hard….

Either way, Britney’s people are promoting the fuck out of her, obviously they are getting ready to sell records, or release records, or something that needs press….and I guess I’m okay with it, cuz if anything, she’s an inspiring person, who should remind you that one day you may be able to knock up a crazy celebrity bitch too, allowing you to live the good life like you were K-Fed, and if that’s not her most important legacy, I don’t know what is, maybe the hit me baby one more time video….

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2011

12

Jan

Some Britney Spears Big Vagina Tight Pants of the Day

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I am much more into the old school Britney Pussy , you know post pregnancy, during the divorce, when her whole world fell before her eyes and she was forced to hang out with Paris Hilton, a fate worse than death, possibly one only rationalized by serious manic depression, shit crazy enough to lead to a bitch shaving her fucking head….

Exposed pussy is just more my style, even though a sloppy mom, filling out the crotch of her ripped soiled tight pants is a pretty close alternative….especially won a mom I can cross reference with pics of her exposed twat…who was all popstar at one point in her life….

Either way….here are the pics…

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2010

08

Dec

Britney Spears is Showing Some Bra of the Day

I know people are posting these pictures cuz you can see a little Britney Spears bra, like it’s a big deal to see a bitches bra…but I’m posting these pictures because the shirt she is wearing shows off her plus-sized belly button hole.

You see, there’s nothing more exciting for a dude with a small dick than a bitch with a big belly button to stick that small dick in. It is one of those you aren’t gonna get off in the pussy cuz you can’t touch the walls and shit feels like a loose pair of sweat pants, leaving you with little else to do but get experimental….

That’s the whole reason I married a fat chick. They smell, but are always greasy and left me with options skinny girls just don’t come with, from holes to flaps of skin to fuck….I mean…so I’ve heard….

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