I think I only like these pictures of bloated, older, sloppy, saggy, disgusting Britney Spears because her dress looks like a slutty hospital gown, and everyone knows that hospitals or people admitted in hospitals are in a solid state of volunerability, which translates into porn…whether they are sick in the lady dick, or just sick in the head, they are pretty accessible, especially if hooked up to an IV or iron long, or if they are in a coma….oh my god I just got hard….

Either way, Britney’s people are promoting the fuck out of her, obviously they are getting ready to sell records, or release records, or something that needs press….and I guess I’m okay with it, cuz if anything, she’s an inspiring person, who should remind you that one day you may be able to knock up a crazy celebrity bitch too, allowing you to live the good life like you were K-Fed, and if that’s not her most important legacy, I don’t know what is, maybe the hit me baby one more time video….

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I am much more into the old school Britney Pussy , you know post pregnancy, during the divorce, when her whole world fell before her eyes and she was forced to hang out with Paris Hilton, a fate worse than death, possibly one only rationalized by serious manic depression, shit crazy enough to lead to a bitch shaving her fucking head….

Exposed pussy is just more my style, even though a sloppy mom, filling out the crotch of her ripped soiled tight pants is a pretty close alternative….especially won a mom I can cross reference with pics of her exposed twat…who was all popstar at one point in her life….

Either way….here are the pics…

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I know people are posting these pictures cuz you can see a little Britney Spears bra, like it’s a big deal to see a bitches bra…but I’m posting these pictures because the shirt she is wearing shows off her plus-sized belly button hole.

You see, there’s nothing more exciting for a dude with a small dick than a bitch with a big belly button to stick that small dick in. It is one of those you aren’t gonna get off in the pussy cuz you can’t touch the walls and shit feels like a loose pair of sweat pants, leaving you with little else to do but get experimental….

That’s the whole reason I married a fat chick. They smell, but are always greasy and left me with options skinny girls just don’t come with, from holes to flaps of skin to fuck….I mean…so I’ve heard….

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Nothing says mentally sane like a woman who goes out in public with her extensions all over the place an her panties hanging out the top of her pants…especially when she knows the entire world is watching. But in Britney’s defense, the fact that she managed to get panties on is pretty impressive, I hear when it normally comes to dressing herself she’ll too busy flinging feces at the cage her handlers keep her in.

I never used to understand why girls wear underwear, and when I’d get down with a girl who wasn’t wearing underwear, I’d always get excited. I was like shit, this bitch is ready, there’s just one piece of clothing between her pussy and my dick and I love it…I remember being at bars so many times and walking upstairs behind hot pussy in front of me that was not wearing panties and I’d get a fucking hard on on the spot….but then I started dating a hippie bitch who thought underwear was repressive and that her thick bush was underwear enough or some shit and I realized the importance of underwear because it traps all their discharge and smells so that it doesn’t accumulate all over their jeans the bitch never washed and make me want to vomit every time I had to sit next to the bitch…..not that I generally get grossed out by pussy smells…but I do after seeing the inside theme of her jeans….not that you care…but here are some Britney Spears pictures of her underwear to remind us that despite being insane it’s always smart to put on a pair of underwear especially in jeans so that you can show the world that you’re not totally unable to care for yourself….which is what I assume Britney’s doing in these pics…and when I try to imagine what’s brewing in those panties…some kind of natural disaster or tropical storm part of me gets excited…the other part of me wants to throw up and unfortunately my dirty panty fetish always wins.

Here are the pics.

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I don’t know what these are about, but I do know that they look like they are of Jon Benet Ramsey 20 years later, taken by some Sears caliber photographer….in other words…fuckin awesome….

This is channeling some Courtney Love crackwhore shit that i am sure smells like a little piece of heaven….or what you’d expect it to smell like with your limited budget and the quality of her scabby body…

If you know what I mean…pervert.

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Seems like Britney Spears was a little late on Halloween, I guess these things happen when you’re seriously fucking medicated, but at least she made an effort, in a better late than sorry kind of way, cuz I don’t know about you, but I can’t get enough of a bitch dressed like a beat-up by her alcoholic husband trailer park wife. Maybe it’s cuz I had dreams of being one of those guys luck enough to find an ex stripper to settle down with in our double-wide, where I’d get drunk and angry at her for showing too much tit when using the communal trailer park space leading to me throwing a full can of soup at her white trash head, but I never quite got to live it out, cuz I’m too poor for those worldly luxuries…but at least I get to see pics of Britney Spears living out my dreams….famous people really do have it all..

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I fucked a girl up the ass and she can’t walk…my dick can’t take credit for it…cuz she was in a wheelchair when I found her…turns out it was an accident at 13…but the good news is no feeling below the waste…the badenews…no bowel control….the good news low standards…the bad news there’s a serious reason for that….the good news no condom…the bad news she gets fucked by different men like it is her job…cuz it is her job…the good news it only lasted 50 seconds…the bad news it cost me 75 bucks….the good news she didn’t have scabs on her asshole…the bad news she had scabs on her snatch…

Speaking of handicap people, low standards, herpes and anal sex with the disabled, here are pics of Britney Spears hiding her lip from the paparazzi…

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Here is Britney Pulling off the whole “I just had a one night stand with a business man and I have to wear his shirt around the house because I don’t like walking around naked and my party dress is too much of a production to get into and I am much more into getting out of it and onto successful cock”….excpet this shirt isn’t even a business shirt…it’s some girlie shit totally throwing out my cliche fantasy of pussy in my Yuppie loft….but the good news is her shirt is semi-see through….or at least see through enough to see her lacy night gown she was too lazy to get out of underneath…and that’s good enough for me…

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The thing I like about Britney Spears is that I feel she’d be a great person to run around town late at night doing fecal art with…you know murals on store windows painted with our own shit….like a group of insane people in the institution lookin’ for a creative release but given no resources for fear will kill ourselves our each other with actual paint brushes….

The thing I don’t like about Britney is that she’s tamed the fuck down…and isn’t out flashing her snatch or titties like she used to…she’s not shaving her head in mental breakdowns that would leave a normal person in a padded room and she’s just not delivering the good times she once did….

I need her to let loose a little to win me over…all this watching her every step is fucking depressing.

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Everyone knows Britney Spears has a dumpy body. I don’t really need to bother writing about the shit, since you can just look at the pictures and see it….it’s one of those pictures shows a thousand dimples on a pig of person jacked on meds to make a lot of other people alot of money while sacrificing herself for the cause’s thigh….Good times…

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