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2022

26

Aug

Is this really the Elton John / Britney Spears Official Video of the Day

I am of the school of thought that the Britney conservatorship being dropped was fake. I even think the free Britney movement was fake, or at least ignored for decades until it was needed to become a viral movement when people were locked in their houses bored.

I do not believe that Britney is free, or even alive, I don’t believe she got married, and the people interviewed about her wedding were all industry plants, liars, part of the fucking lie.

I do believer he husband is a bought actor, because he’s an actor and playing the role of Britney husband is huge, especially for a gay like him, meaning he can lie about the whole thing, so long as he gets paid!

It’s just too fucking easy!

Well, to keep the whole Britney is Free and money making while she’s a hot, marketable ticket item, all these retards lining up to support her because they just don’t know the truth, they’ve dropped a Britney/Elton John dance song that they claim is Britney singing, but it’s robot music!

Apparently, this was recorded in 2015 and they sat on it, so why not pretend it’s hot off the presses!

To make the whole lie seem more obvious, like they are mocking us, I saw this clip of what they are saying is the official music video, a Palm Springs pool party!

The kicker, Britney and Elton are played by actors. Two people who are huge stars, on camera all the time said “I’ll sit this one out”, maybe because Britney is in a fucking dungeon somewhere!

At least that’s the conspiracy, believe what you want, who really cares about these rich fucks celebrated for their shit music, I’m more into watching the bikini bitches who could have been hotter, but whatever!

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2022

28

Jul

Britney Spears is Being Humilated of the Day

And now for the humiliation part of the show…here’s some Britney Spears from instagram, shot in what we’ll assume was 2010 on her Sidekick camera, or some fucking similarly weird device, since this top star’s instagram looks like it’s straight from a prison camp…..

Which brings up a very good point, one I’ve been saying for a long time, and that is how horrible her fans were for going to her shows in Vegas, her tours, all that shit for their own Britney Fandom, all while knowing she was being held in captivity, medicated, abused, brainwashed…

I mean, if you’re K-Fed getting that payout, fine, but the average fan watching this unfold and instead of protesting, they’re front of stage hoping she accidentally squirts on them, when her bladder gives out from all the muscle relaxants she’s on…..

But who cares about any of that prisoner in plain site shit, we’re here for the Britney Experience that leaves me feeling depressed every time, and I’m not even a Britney fan, it’s just the equivalent of an ISIS beheading video of LIVELEAK days…..byt with a popstar.

The weirder thing in the humilation, besides the weird dancing, is the weird nudes….all unflattering, all should be sold on OnlyFans, knowing that she’d break records with it….but instead her “team” that isn’t her team at all, but rather her handlers hired to control her….post this shit to make her look psychotic…

It’s pretty dark, but that’s the entertainment business for you, innit.

Could be worse, she could be Denise Richards (see next post).

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2022

21

Jul

Britney Spears Nude Hostage Pics of the Day

I am a firm believer that mental health issues aren’t real, but manufactured by whining people, or the people around people who need to be controlled, or by doctors who are aggressive on the prescription pad…and that the real epidemic, other than us living in some prison lie, is the over prescribing of MIND ALTERING DRUGS to normies who feel sad, unmotivated or anxious in a society designed to keep them sad, unmotivated or anxious….I mean, go on social media that shit is fucked…

I saw that the USA is the highest rate of SSRI that don’t actually help these self proclaimed crazy people, they just make them retarded versions of themselves, now with diagnosed mental health issues to whine about, but never ever solving the actual mental health issue, weak, mental, retard, fucks…

So I don’t think Britney was ever mental, but saying she was and getting the judge on board was pretty effective at locking her down to produce money instead of dipping out because she was done with this shit…

There are rumors that Britney’s no even alive anymore, or she’s institutionalized, and the OLD AS SHIT pictures that they pretend she is posting are pretty clear evidence of that…

She’s Britney Spears and her sexts are obviously expected to be FAR better than this shit, you know, since all the phone and camera companies likely gift her the LATEST and greatest tech….but instead we get this shit shot on a fucking VCR…or original NINTENDO…it’s weird.

Maybe they upload them to humiliate her, to push that she’s lost her mind….for the Free Britney movement to buy into and think “maybe she needs her handlers”…..or maybe these are pics she send her fake actor husband when trying to sext him a few years ago that they’re re-purposing to distract you from her being institutionalized…she claims to be in London….where are the paparazzi pics….I thought London had the most aggressive paparazzi….SUSPICIOUS….

Her captions for this content in no specific order are;


??? When’s Halloween ???? ?

Not sure … tea or coffee ??? ???? I held my phone up with a book and a remote control to shoot this …

Waking up in London ?? with my Cabo thong

Who cares when she’s holding her tits and spreading her censored ass, plus a bitch’s mental health or level of crazy never turns me off, it just means shit’s about to get a lot more entertaining…..even though I don’t believe in Mental health as a concept that needs meds, I do know that people are fucking nuts….but this is pretty fucking weird….so something different to try to jerk off to!


Now, some naked underwater from the other day, since it’s Britney, a clone, a body double pretending to be Britney, which are all good enough for me to stare at…

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2022

05

Jul

Britney Spears Wet in Bikini Hostage Video of the Day

I don’t believe that this is really Britney Spears on her Honeymoon as they are pretending it is….

I am a firm believer that Britney, the original Britney is dead, replaced or institutionalized.

I don’t think she’s really married, or if she is, that it was a real wedding. Her husband is a hired actor…..

Her social media content is just so fucking fake. I don’t think she’s even updating it herself, because I don’t believe she’s ever been set free from the trap they had her in. I also don’t think she knows how to use social media or update captions….I don’t think she knows how to take bikini pics…

All her pics look like they were shot on an early generation iphone, and I know they would never give Britney any access to the internet, so if she’s actually taking the pics, then it’s likely one of the old person flip phones we should all be using because SMART PHONES are the devil and will destroy our fucking existence.

This is Britney Spears, big business, big budget, all her bikini selfies should be top tier SI shoot quality…..

I’ll still look at her being a whore in bikini pretending she’s free, its’ a funny and heart warming storyline of fans who didn’t care she was in captivity so long as she was on stage for them, until all of a sudden they did care in the height of COVID and it made for GOOD tv, like the fake Johnny Depp / Heard trial everyone CUCKED over while the powers that be did other criminal shit they do.

But I’ll still look at her being a whore in a bikini to keep the distraction alive….as they TURNED on CERN to recreate the big bang and reach the FIFTH dimension without any real knowledge of what demonic shit they’ll unleash….AWESOME!

The world is fucked, so maybe it’s best to be in bikini or staring at bikini since we’re useless eaters who have no ability to save anything, not even ourselves, and definitely not the world.

Either way, the Britney storyline is pretty weird, whether bikinis are involved or not.

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2022

23

Jun

Britney Spears Bikini Hostage Video of the Day

I am not convinced that the Britney Spears they present us with is actually Britney Spears.

I am also not convinced that Britney Spears is free or released from the prison they have her in.

I am also not convinced that Britney Spears is even updating her own social media, but it is weird enough to be Britney Spears….

I am not convinced that Britney Spears is doing all that well, especially after seeing that weird fucking wedding of hers that featured weird celebrity guests some of whom she never met before.

All of her pics seem to be shot on the first iPhone, maybe she only has one of those old people phones that only text and call out to certain numbers and this is the phone quality…

But you’d assume her hired actor husband, would have the most up to date tech for his gay hook-up apps in his mansion next to the Kardashians that they moved into the day after the wedding, because hired actors are always so trustworthy when they are playing a role.

The point is that Britney’s been let down by her fans, family and the industry…and her mom bikini pics are not that great….but her hard nip in a bikini works for me as the distraction it is meant to be…..look everything’s fine people….totally normal over here….she’s even busting a smile so she can’t be medicated, it can’t be a body double, their can’t be black eyes behind the mirrored aviators….this is Happiness…freaks..

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2022

08

Jun

Britney Spears Bikini Sway of the Day

Here’s your daily dose of Britney Spears, or the actress they’ve hired to play Britney Spears, dancing around half naked in what appears to be her rich person dungeon, back in the early 2000s, at last that’s what the quality of this weirdness feels like, and like every other Britney Spears, or as I like to call this new version of her, Briterny Spears, creeps me the fuck out.

I don’t believe that she’s free, or that she had miscarriages, or that she even handles her acccount, it’s possible, but I would expect her to creative direct something better, even being as out of touch as she would be being in captivity slaving away all these years she has a budget and team and no real excuse for this horror movie level shit.

That said, her tits look pretty good for someone who just shat out a miscarriage, allegedly…..

I figure if they want to distract people….they have to tap into old celebs that people still care about, while no one cares about new celebs, they have to dig up old stories….but if anyone buys that this is a Free Britney, you’re the fucking problem, but at least she’s half naked.


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2022

01

Jun

Britney Spears Bikinis of the Day

I don’t know when this Britney Spears fucking the sandy beach pics dropped on her social media, but I feel like I already posted it. I’m lazier than you are, so I’m not going to bother looking to see if I posted it, but rather pretend that this is actually Britney Spears, that she’s actually shot this on her modern day phone, that she’s actually uploaded it to the internet with what I assume is a insane caption….even though my gut tells me that it’s all a fucking scam, all a fucking lie, like her miscarriage / pregnancy, they’ll do all they can to rook you in….

They don’t like that people have lost interest in celebs now that everyone is a micro celeb and can’t be bothered with actual celebs, so they are doing anything they can to get people to buy into their distraction, whether it is turning celebs into lame ass influencers and youtubers, super fucking desperate, or it’s bringing back nostalgia like Britney, Ben and Jen or Johnny Depp and Kate.

Maybe it’s because more people are into politics, now that they’ve personally been fucked over by the system, and they don’t like all eyes on them….so they ar going to their old tricks, who fucking knows but Britney’s definitely mental.

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2022

20

May

Britney Spears Still Naked of the Day

I don’t know if they Britney play is to humiliate her, to make her look crazy, to fuck with her mind, but I have a hard time believing these nude pics she keeps posting are of her, or are recent because they look like they were shot on late 90s phone technology.

I do know that photoshop was involved in the making of this Britney post Miscarriage weirdness, because look at that fucking door, doors typically don’t look like you’re on mushrooms in photo….

I do like that she runs them through multiple filters, but can’t land on one, so she just posts all three, it’s pretty fucking strange….and by she, I mean whoever is running her feed, that I am perfectly fine misgendering, because her gender isn’t my problem.

Britney did say she wanted to post more nudes like Miley in her Conservatorship plea to the judge back when that was the activist cause during a pandemic…so I guess she’s getting what she wants, but I find it as creepy as her last 10 years of being held in captivity by her team….but it’s still nude Britney!

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2022

19

May

Britney Spears Thong Tennis of the Day

I don’t now if this is Britney Spears or some male impersonator in a wig, but I will say that anything we’re seeing published from Britney Spears, is probably not being posted by Britney Spears, but rather the team they pretend don’t continue to handle her

From hr awkward distraction that was her conservatorship trials and protests that were beyond weird. I can’t imagine how lame a person would have to be to waste their day protesting for the right to Britney’s freedom, unless they were hired actors, that whole random movement was suspicious.

Then there’s her pregnancy reveal, where each post was about her “FETUS” like it was always intended to be a sacrifice….and that she miscarried last week, only to hop on the tennis court topless, in a red thong bikini bottom and boots, to mourn the loss of her FETUS….that some creepy exec probably ate for the stem cells…

I’ll still look at her ass, even if all her pics are shot on the first version of the iphone…it’s sturdy.

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2022

17

May

Britney Spears Pussy Flash of the Day

I don’t know if you’ve seen the recent Britney bullshit celebrity gossip, or attempt to get people distracted by celebrity gossip, by going back to the same old captains of celebrity gossip, and revisiting them after trying to make people care….

I’m not talking about the Free Britney movement, that no one gave a fuck about before it went viral, so for 15 years bitch is abused in captivity, but thanks to a pandemic, they decide to start throwing weird protests in her honor….using the power of activism to FREE HER FROM THE CLUTCH of her handlers….

I never really bought any of it and whether she’s free or not, she’s still controlled, handled, and being used as a distraction…

So after that whole conservatorship nonsense, they decided to let her pretend to be free and on vacation, they even posted what looked like old as shit content from an iphone 1 on vacation, that could be some Britney replacement in a Britney face filter….the internet lies….

Then they pretended she was getting married to her hired actor boyfriend, he’s a hired actor, and her boyfriend….and the gayest dude you ever say, one of those Sarah Hyland types who is clearly straight for pay….I mean who better for a girl than a gay bestie that can fuck you from behind so long as you’re wearing a beanie and it’s in the ass.

YOU CAN’T GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL….BUT they pretended she was pregnant and every single post was some disconnected “My fetus”….”this is before my fetus was in me”….”this is my fetus”….weirdness…no pregnant bitch, even crazy ones say that about a child they want so bad….

I knew all along it was either going to be a fake pregnancy to fruition or miscarriage, I probably even wrote it in previous posts on crazy Britney…

So as predicted, I was right, and she had a miscarriage….

So to celebrate, she posted a video of her fucking her bathing suit bottoms, pulling them up inside her like some horny medicated bitch trying to scratch an itch that just can’t be scratched…

That’s probably ass from the front, not big mom labia, but I still like it, even if it’s not Britney, or if it’s Britney from 10 years ago, because actual Britney is locked away somewhere.

Don’t believe anything you see on the internet folks…they fuck with our minds, especially when they are as high profile as Britney.

The internet is FAKE and GAY.

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