I am not convinced that the Britney Spears they present us with is actually Britney Spears.

I am also not convinced that Britney Spears is free or released from the prison they have her in.

I am also not convinced that Britney Spears is even updating her own social media, but it is weird enough to be Britney Spears….

I am not convinced that Britney Spears is doing all that well, especially after seeing that weird fucking wedding of hers that featured weird celebrity guests some of whom she never met before.

All of her pics seem to be shot on the first iPhone, maybe she only has one of those old people phones that only text and call out to certain numbers and this is the phone quality…

But you’d assume her hired actor husband, would have the most up to date tech for his gay hook-up apps in his mansion next to the Kardashians that they moved into the day after the wedding, because hired actors are always so trustworthy when they are playing a role.

The point is that Britney’s been let down by her fans, family and the industry…and her mom bikini pics are not that great….but her hard nip in a bikini works for me as the distraction it is meant to be…..look everything’s fine people….totally normal over here….she’s even busting a smile so she can’t be medicated, it can’t be a body double, their can’t be black eyes behind the mirrored aviators….this is Happiness…freaks..

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I don’t know when this Britney Spears fucking the sandy beach pics dropped on her social media, but I feel like I already posted it. I’m lazier than you are, so I’m not going to bother looking to see if I posted it, but rather pretend that this is actually Britney Spears, that she’s actually shot this on her modern day phone, that she’s actually uploaded it to the internet with what I assume is a insane caption….even though my gut tells me that it’s all a fucking scam, all a fucking lie, like her miscarriage / pregnancy, they’ll do all they can to rook you in….

They don’t like that people have lost interest in celebs now that everyone is a micro celeb and can’t be bothered with actual celebs, so they are doing anything they can to get people to buy into their distraction, whether it is turning celebs into lame ass influencers and youtubers, super fucking desperate, or it’s bringing back nostalgia like Britney, Ben and Jen or Johnny Depp and Kate.

Maybe it’s because more people are into politics, now that they’ve personally been fucked over by the system, and they don’t like all eyes on them….so they ar going to their old tricks, who fucking knows but Britney’s definitely mental.

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I don’t know if they Britney play is to humiliate her, to make her look crazy, to fuck with her mind, but I have a hard time believing these nude pics she keeps posting are of her, or are recent because they look like they were shot on late 90s phone technology.

I do know that photoshop was involved in the making of this Britney post Miscarriage weirdness, because look at that fucking door, doors typically don’t look like you’re on mushrooms in photo….

I do like that she runs them through multiple filters, but can’t land on one, so she just posts all three, it’s pretty fucking strange….and by she, I mean whoever is running her feed, that I am perfectly fine misgendering, because her gender isn’t my problem.

Britney did say she wanted to post more nudes like Miley in her Conservatorship plea to the judge back when that was the activist cause during a pandemic…so I guess she’s getting what she wants, but I find it as creepy as her last 10 years of being held in captivity by her team….but it’s still nude Britney!

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I don’t now if this is Britney Spears or some male impersonator in a wig, but I will say that anything we’re seeing published from Britney Spears, is probably not being posted by Britney Spears, but rather the team they pretend don’t continue to handle her

From hr awkward distraction that was her conservatorship trials and protests that were beyond weird. I can’t imagine how lame a person would have to be to waste their day protesting for the right to Britney’s freedom, unless they were hired actors, that whole random movement was suspicious.

Then there’s her pregnancy reveal, where each post was about her “FETUS” like it was always intended to be a sacrifice….and that she miscarried last week, only to hop on the tennis court topless, in a red thong bikini bottom and boots, to mourn the loss of her FETUS….that some creepy exec probably ate for the stem cells…

I’ll still look at her ass, even if all her pics are shot on the first version of the iphone…it’s sturdy.

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I don’t know if you’ve seen the recent Britney bullshit celebrity gossip, or attempt to get people distracted by celebrity gossip, by going back to the same old captains of celebrity gossip, and revisiting them after trying to make people care….

I’m not talking about the Free Britney movement, that no one gave a fuck about before it went viral, so for 15 years bitch is abused in captivity, but thanks to a pandemic, they decide to start throwing weird protests in her honor….using the power of activism to FREE HER FROM THE CLUTCH of her handlers….

I never really bought any of it and whether she’s free or not, she’s still controlled, handled, and being used as a distraction…

So after that whole conservatorship nonsense, they decided to let her pretend to be free and on vacation, they even posted what looked like old as shit content from an iphone 1 on vacation, that could be some Britney replacement in a Britney face filter….the internet lies….

Then they pretended she was getting married to her hired actor boyfriend, he’s a hired actor, and her boyfriend….and the gayest dude you ever say, one of those Sarah Hyland types who is clearly straight for pay….I mean who better for a girl than a gay bestie that can fuck you from behind so long as you’re wearing a beanie and it’s in the ass.

YOU CAN’T GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL….BUT they pretended she was pregnant and every single post was some disconnected “My fetus”….”this is before my fetus was in me”….”this is my fetus”….weirdness…no pregnant bitch, even crazy ones say that about a child they want so bad….

I knew all along it was either going to be a fake pregnancy to fruition or miscarriage, I probably even wrote it in previous posts on crazy Britney…

So as predicted, I was right, and she had a miscarriage….

So to celebrate, she posted a video of her fucking her bathing suit bottoms, pulling them up inside her like some horny medicated bitch trying to scratch an itch that just can’t be scratched…

That’s probably ass from the front, not big mom labia, but I still like it, even if it’s not Britney, or if it’s Britney from 10 years ago, because actual Britney is locked away somewhere.

Don’t believe anything you see on the internet folks…they fuck with our minds, especially when they are as high profile as Britney.

The internet is FAKE and GAY.

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Britney Spears is fucking weird and I don’t think she’s actually running her own social media feed, this is just a continuation of her being held captive by her handlers she thinks are her parents, or maybe she is in charge of her feed and is just a fucking nutjob…but her captions are fucking weird….

This one is “Photo dump of the last time I was in Mexico BEFORE there was a baby ?? inside me … why the heck do I look 10 years younger on vacation ??? ???”

Yeah, maybe because it is from 10 years ago, when you were allowed out of the fucking house……it looks like it was shot on a phone from 10 years ago.

But the weirder think about this is the “Baby inside me” shit she runs with, there’s another post a say that said “Fetus inside me”…it just seems like a fully fake storyline, or a fully fake feed, and it probably is….

Remember, her boyfriend fiance dude is a hired actor, literally an actor….so probably hired…and even if he’s just another K-Fed doing what’s best for him, it still seems like fake bullshit that doesn’t matter.

I will still stare at her naked, especially when she updated 6 of the same picture as her ‘Pic dump’…..and even if it makes me feel uneasy…who cares about me, it’s about Britney at 40 posting the weirdest nudes ever…and as we all know, broken chicks are the best chicks!.

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