I am a believer in the Britney is dead conspiracy, where she’s just being kept alive because of her social media feed getting updated.

I mean, sure, she may be in a basement cell somewhere, or in some institution, or dropped off in some remote island with no internet that she can’t escape from, but the Britney being dead is far more fun of a conspiracy, because it makes a dark existence all the darker.

If you were a clever serial killer, or kidnapper, you’d definitely want to have access to the person you killed or hod captive’s phone, so that you can just text as that person for the next 3-5 years before friends and family insist on meeting up, which may also never happen, because people seem to forget about people pretty easily.

You’d also want to update the public social media feed so that people buy into the lie, I mean all seems fine over here, she updated her IG….

It’s not rocket science, but the issue with the Britney team is that they pretend she’s free, yet she’s never spotted anywhere, her videos are all shot in the same place, which goes against being free, and the quality sucks, like they are either old or AI generated.

Remember, she’s Britney Spears, she has the resources…they work with some of the best stage, tour producers, creative directors, technology companies…it would be easy….

Because as a free to do what she want medicated mental health destroyed person, she’d be putting up new nudes, not old pics we’ve all seen before on repeat….

It’s a scam people!

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