I remember when being Megan Fox meant something…

It was a time before she was an old lady with a plastic face and pink hair trying to trick you all into thinking she’s not an old lady.

It was a time before she even had a bunch of kids with David from 90210 who we all assumed abducted her…and who may be the guy doing her hair in these pics.

It was a time before she offended all the powers in Hollywood, because like most ghetto trash women, she thought she was the top of the fucking charts, invincible and not someone who could easily be replaced….not realizing there are 1000 Megan Foxes out there just waiting for the studio exec who pays their rent to unleash them onto the world.

There was a time when Megan Fox, who most definitely had work done on herself then, was seen as the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood…people wanted to be here, guys wanted to reverse birth themselves up inside her…she was a big deal…

Now she seems like some sex slave paying her dues to the weirdest sex slave master, which my be all part of her old lady trying to be hot strategy, but is more representative of her probably having some sort of delusions brought on by early dementia, cuz she’s old….

Obviously, we’d all let her old lady incontinence drip down our chins after pouring out all over our faces, I mean, AI Megan Fox or not, she’s doing that instagram porn face pretty well for an old lady….

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