Britney Spears is a professionally trained dancer with well over 10,000 hours of training behind her.

So watching her half retarded and probably heavily medicated dance routines, where she gyrates her hips like she’s riding a sybian, become a lot less awkward and Phoebe Price desperate and a lot more legitimate.

This girl has a command over her body like very few people have, so her belly dancing as her little skirt shows off her pubic bone is all tactical…..

I still think Britney Spears is dead, or locked up in the basement, that this is AI or some Green Screen from the same backdrop, maybe old content, maybe body double content, ultimately, not doing very well content but doesn’t that just make you want to fuck her more…

The fact that she’s either dead may not be that hot, the fact that she is crazy gives you the perception of better sex, but it has been my experience that the crazier the girl doesn’t mean the better the sex, oftentimes, it just means the scarier the sex and the harder it is to escape the sex…

Either way, Britney’s or whoever this is is looking good.

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It is safe to assume that when someone officially loses their mind, maybe because there’s been too many anti-depressants jacked up inside her brain while her handlers abuse and traumatized her, they seem to like to dance erratically like lunatics…

You know, letting their inner demons out….in ways that you could imagine the bitch being crazy enough to accidentally end up on your dick…..because based on the videos Britney or the body double they use as Britney because Britney is actually dead…

She’s almost so far gone that it is almost likely that she’d be willing to fuck a guy like you…so her middle aged mom ass and exposed pubic bone gyrating for instagram in some humilation ritual…channeling the inner Phoebe Price….becomes far more fun to stare at because you can imagine it on your dick….

All you need to do is access her and this lunacy can ride you until you explode up inside it, which wouldn’t be too long of a time since it’s Britney, unless you’re kinda terrified by this kind of thing and only doing it for the story.

I believe in you and your ability to seduce a Britney Spears into raping you like a horny lunatic with an itch she can’t quite scratch in her panties….

Here is today’s Spears dance video:

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Britney Spears, one of the most prolific pop stars of this generation, who has been performing since she was a little kid, training for hours and hours at her craft….producing shows and tours and performances that inspire and excite her fans….starring in music videos that defined a generation….has managed to put together dance videos on instagram that feel like your medicated single cat lady aunt at a family wedding after one too many glasses of wine poorly interacts with her alergy meds because they are weird and awkward and make you feel as uncomfortable as you’d feel if that same aunt grabbed your crotch while drunk asking you to fuck her despite being related….

It’s a vibe…

Her look is luckily more of trailer park meth addict stripper too old to strip as she grabs her tits energy….and these top level performances are pretty ghetto and unreal but that’s why I love them…

Hot tits and crazy eyes….amazing.

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Foot fetishists will jerk off to any foot….so why not make it Britney Spears’ foot. We can’t guarantee this isn’t a corpse foot since I am convinced that she’s dead, but that hasn’t stopped you in the past…you committed Foot Fetishist weirdo..

As a foot fetishist, do you think of all the places those feet have been. All the steps they’ve taken, all the miles walked, all the shit that they’ve stepped in, all the stubbed toes and rolled ankles, the calluses and the foot fungus infections….ingrown toenails from the dancing….

Do you think old lady feed, all thick skinned and yellow tinged are the best thing to cum on, better if they give you a foot job…

I don’t get it…but if I was to jerk off to any feet, I think Britney’s feet would be a good place to start.

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Terrifying, dead, a body double, old content, institutionalized, old, crazy or not…this shit is amazing.

Britney Spears or the account presenting itself as Britney Spears puts out some of the hottest content around….all from the prison she calls home…that luxury mansion they don’t let her leave..despite being freed from their conservatorship….

At least that’s the official story they run with…..

This is supposed to be a top level, trained performer but it has pure Phoebe Price energy…

She trained to become a masterful performer all those years, all those hours, all that money invested in coaches….only to become this…

She is always dancing in the same place, in the same outfits..is it old, or new, recycled or fresh….we’ll just never know and that level of creepy conspiracy is what makes it so hot.

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The biggest news in the country right now is probably not based around Britney Spears, but she’s about as crazy as the rest of them, so why not make it about Britney Spears….

Is the president dead, is the former president a survivor thanks to the grace of god, or was it part of a WWE performance to throw off the entire equilibrium of the plan…..Politics man…is anything real, or is it all an elaborate show to distract us so that they can keep us enslaved, controlled and tricked into think we are free! We have no leaders and are all slaves…

Britney Spears should run for President. Give the people what they actually want, a survivor who escaped modern slavery to be free enough to post pics of her ass on instagram….something some would call a hero…someone who can help us escape the slavery we are under by the machine…..

Normally, the modern slavery forces the girls to perform sex acts against their will with paying customers, you know the whole human trafficking thing…or pay taxes off their wages and on everything they buy….

Britney’s not like other slaves, she’s the kind who wasn’t able to do those sex acts due to her slavery so now that she’s been released from the clutches of her legal team, her management team, her corporate advisors and the machine that was behind creating her…so can be free to do the sex content she always wanted for her feed, for her brand, it’s her name afterall.

Unfortunately, her sex content is weak…and comes in the form of an ass in thoing selfie, that we can’t confirm is even her ass and not some Britney body-double in a wig. We don’t know if that ass is a girl ass or a transgender ass trolling us…there’s just not enough context to the ass.

Her caption, as cryptic and confusing as all her captions reads:

“You know me ??? Me don’t know english … say hello to my ass !!!”

What could she mean, is she sending us messages, is she crazy, is she alive, is this even her, is this picture old, is it AI….we’ll never know….but we can still look at it and accept it as truth, like we do with everything else the media brainwashes us with.

And a video:

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Be like Britney Spears, assuming she’s not dead….which I guess we can’t do.

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I have decided that Britney Spears is basically a premise of some kind of evil horror movie, where the girl was created by the industry in the Disney Cloning labs and the second she started going off course from their scheduled programming and became unpredictable, they killed her off, replaced her with a body double or medicated the fuck out of her under some conservatorship of her handler, who cared so much about her well being that they basically farmed her out to the world performing, the one place a jacked up on meds girl would do if she was living in a brothel and her pimp needed to make his rent money.

Anyway, I like to think this gapped tooth Britney they pretend is free is an imposter we’ve just accepted as Britney because we are dumb and believe what we are sold.

She feels like she produces hostage videos as she dances and tugs on her shorts….awkwardly and not like a top pop star would…

But her thick neck. and downward facing nipples make me think it is actually the real Britney….it’s just a lot sadder when it’s not some elaborate conspiracy of murder, body doubles, medication, scandal….and instead just some destroyed victim of abuse trying to figure it out weirdly…..

Regardless of whether this is Britney, AI, or a body double, whoever this is doesn’t run her social media…there are SINISTER forces at play.

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I don’t know why the only interesting thing in pop culture is the Britney Spears storyline I’ve created in my head, where the free Britney is actually an AI digital filter or body double because the real Britney is dead. They call it the thick neck filter.

I am not even interested in the Lohan comeback on Freaky Friday 2 with her PRIDE MONTH movie about Jamie Lee Curtis’ hermaphrodaic cock turning into a fire crotch…and Lohan was the targeted personality in the early stages of the site…because we needed a hook and she was the ultimate…

So as an outdated late 90s blogger, which is humiliating to admit, hence my terrible marketing skills…Britney still stimulates…but that could just be the crazy corpse with sloppy braless tits who constantly shows off her pubic bone content her team puts out there…

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Britney Spears posted some garden erotica for the perverts out there.

She’s rocking a skimpy bikini that she pulls down for you to see her bald pubic bone, which is exhilerating for those of you who are interested in almost seeing Britnery’s well kempt mom box that we can assume has seen some shit and at time smelled like shit…there was that era she didn’t shower in her “crazy”….

The thick necked old lady who is apparently free is showing off some pretty low level gardening skills, but I’d still subscribe to the YT channel.

Sure, it may not teach me how to horticulture, but it taps into whore culture and I like that.

We may not be able to live off the land with the produce we end up growing with her guidance, but we can imagine latching onto her mom tit and living off those until the heavy psychotic meds take us out.

What I am saying is that Britnery is inspiring….even if she’s AR or a Body Double…I’d like to be her personal assistant.

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