Britney Spears has found herself a new backdrop as part of her ZOOM screen, which may be AI, or it could be a real location, but I don’t think they let the crackhead, medicated,freak of a woman too far out of sight, they prefer to keep her comatose and not anywhere need fire….

They are recharging her for when they decide to give her a revival tour, comeback tour, or in the worst case for her, announce she’s dead and never have her tour agai…she’ll just age out, like she’s already aged out at her villa in Mexico…or in that coma they’ve likely got her in assuming she’s not dead.

Now, if this is her in fresh content, she’s pretty old. but in a thong and it works for her, I mean I’ll look at any ass in a thong, no matter how old it is, and really with her years of dancing and being medicated, her ass is hardly as bad as most 45 year olds, which is saying something, just not sure what…

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Britney Spears, or the AI / Body Double that they are pretending is Britney Spears decided to repost a video of her dancing in sheer panties on her instagram, the previous video was posted only a few weeks or less ago, but she decided to do a tighter crop so that you can see a little more of the pussy in the sheer panties.

I didn’t do a side-by-side analysis since I don’t actually care, I just think the social media feed of Britney is on some level of weird, which makes it more fun that properly shot and curated content, mainly because she has a budget to have on-staff filmers, but why bother with that when you’re dead and just reposting old content.

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I don’t know if Britney’s team is just recycling content, but since I think she’s dead, that’s a pretty good guesstimate you fucks.

All her videos look the fucking same, only now they’ve integrated Mexico into the storyline, so there’s occasionally a bikini thrown into the mix.

Otherwise, it’s dark room dancing in her underwear, or sheer dresses, showing her thonged ass and having a good time.

Is this Britney?

Is she dead?

Is she just brain dead from being fed those mass-murder-suicide brain pills that the medical industry has ASSAULTED the people with, they call them anti-depressants but they make you all fucking crazy.

What we do know is that being Britney Spears means she’s more valuable alive than dead for now, but when they are ready to drop the “death” they want to be prepared for the huge influx of revenue they get whenever these celebs die.

Michael Jackson was worth more dead than alive and his whore daughter who sends lawyers after me to delete her instagram whore years because she’s more serious now, is the beneficiary of that….

Same applies to this one….

So if Britney is dead or institutionalized or in a basement medical induced coma, on life support without the plug being pulled, prefect for the necrophiliacs and Britney Fans alike who’d fuck her corpse because it’s Britney Bitch….

Then we are watching old content, AI content, Body Double Content…..replaced Britney….new Britney….digitized Britney….doesn’t matter…

She’s flashing her thong…dancing like a retard…flashing her thong….which does matter.

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At this point in time, it’s impossible to know if Britney Spears is real.

We don’t even really know if she was ever real.

She could have just been a series of holograms, early AI before they released the consumer grade AI that is manipulating our minds and shaping us into the autistic moronic robots we are…

So the thonged ass may or may not be Britney’s thonged ass, either way it’s an old picture so it’s not what her mom ass looks like anymore, but it’s a thong and as someone with a passion for thongs, a THONG FETISH if you will, which I didn’t realize I had until recently when the thong became less mainstream…but that I definitely have, I can’t think of a better way to wake up, than to Britney’s thonged ass in photo.

I figure there are a lot of better ways to wake up, rich, with an erection, getting a dick suck….but for the sake of the site, this is the best we’ve got and it’s good enough even if it’s not very good.

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All is right in the word.

You’ve got your anti-establishment, rebel of a president is hard at work actually making moves to improve your life…freeing people like the Silk Road guy who I wish I knew more about back when he was at the top of his game, buying contraband with Bitcoin when it was 1 dollar a Bitcoin, like the nerd you’d think I’d be having a website….but I’m the wrong kind of nerd with a wesbite.

AND Britney Spears, the CORPSE of Britney Spears, the AI that is Britney Spears or the BODY DOUBLE that is Britney Spears is producing dance videos in sheer lingerie like a ROMANTIC from her prison cell of a mansion…

Maybe one of hero Trump’s executive orders should be actually FREEING Britney Spears because like 9/11, the Moon Landing, Aliens at the Bottom of the Ocean, Antarctica….we have a RIGHT TO KNOW…

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In the event you haven’t realized, Britney Spears videos are the most interesting thing being put out in this mindless pop culture cycle that has been 2024.

I could do some year end wrap up or review where I dig through my google analytics and let you know what the most popular posts of the year were.

However, being blocked by google means that no posts go viral accidentally. Not having social media means no posts go viral accidentally. Not doing any marketing means no posts go viral accidentally. Not having link partners mean no posts go viral.

So every post has the same number of 3-5 views.

Which means I must take it upon myself, use my own analytical brain, and figure out the hottest story of the year, which I have done here and now by posting Britney Spears in her black thong doing an awkward dance.

The re-animating of the Britney Corpse using AI technology that is on the Blockchain is just everything you’d want from the demonic AI future ahead of us.

I’m into lingerie, girls dancing in lingerie and most importantly…thongs.

I’m also into the 00s, which were a far simpler time when we were in the dark and weren’t obvious victims of the globalist conspiracy.

We could mindlessly eat our affordable foods, stare at paparazzi pics of celebrities who didn’t waste their time producing social media content because they were too important for that kind of thing, they weren’t pushing branded products on us aggressively or launching their billion dollar instagram brands.

It was a simpler time, where I also liked half naked chicks dancing in thongs.

Sure, Britney’s in her 40s which is disgusting if she’s still alive, but this probably isn’t Britney, yet I will accept it as new Britney Content because it’s new to me, even if it was shot 10 years ago before they strapped her to a bed in her basement and medicated her into the fleshy vegetable they’ll wake up if they need a public appearance and can’t get away with using the body double.

Is she a ghost, is she animation, is she a zombie, is she digitally rendered, is this old content, is this body double? Who cares, it’s all that mattered in 2024.

Bring on 2025 motherfuckers.

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I got hate mail for being a “right wing conspiracy theorist”.

Apparently, I was funnier before I became a hater of the vaccinated non-racists.

Life is better when you’re a right wing conspiracy theorist who hate the gays and the trans because they are freaks.

Life is better when you accept Jesus into it.

Especially when you have drug addicts or corpses like Britney Spears producing some of the weirdest quality dance videos.

Nothing says Holidays like a good “Weekend at Bernies” re-animation of a dead pop star.

Truth be told, we’d jerk off to her tits, even if they weren’t implying they were alive.

It’s BRITNEY BITCH. GHOST TITS>

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I may not be as quick as you are in getting these Britney Spears dance videos, it’s unfortunately not any exclusive content but rather something posted to her instagram and picked up by the TMZs of the world.

However, being slow to the draw, since it’s not an exclusive feature is fine when no one comes to this site for exclusive content, or even for my witty banter because no one comes to this site.

But it does make for a nice and weird place for me to catalog social media posts as if I care so much I pay a fucking server every month to host this shit and I have for 20 years.

Despite having no interest in celebrities, but falling into some sort of celebrity bear trap, similar to when these women first figure out how to use their vaginas to get producers and executives to give them a shot, only with no actual purpose or financial gain.

So here’s some Britney who I like to think is dead and replaced with AI or a body double because the original Britney was either killed off for knowing too much, or accidentally died like she was Michael Jackson, who is probably not actually dead but in hiding after faking his own death for knowing too much, otherwise they would have replaced him to keep on earning from him.

Anyway, Britney is in Mexico, her dances are more seductive and half naked because the sun and sand. Her brother is apparently with her spending her money on over-the-counter drugs you don’t need a prescription for that we’ll assume he’s spiking her tostadas with so that he can keep on spending her money.

It’s all so exciting, especially if she is dead because I’ve never seen a corpse, but then again, I never worked as an undertaker and I don’t have a necrophilia thing….

I am waiting for a Britney sex tape, I would like to be the one producing that sex tape. I could use the views.

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Britney Spears may be dead, but they are still WEEKEND AT BERNIE-ing her, which is a nice gesture to keep her memory alive and use her money for good not evil and by good not evil, I mean meth, which may be evil because meth addicts all hear demons in their heads.

You probably know celebrity gossip more than I do, since I don’t pay attention to any of this shit, I’m just interested in seeing these people sexualize themselves, trying to give boners, doing desperate moves despite being big earner.

In other words, I’m here for the tits in motion….

But last week, Britney’s brother’s wife or girlfriend, who looks like a street whore, was going mental on her social media about how Britney’s brother is in Mexico with Britney because they are moving there and he is spending her money on meth and hookers, which sounds like a fucking dream. Free meth and hookers off the back of your half retarded, if not dead, sister.

If your sister was some mentally stunted, possibly dead, vegetable they present as a pop star through weird dance videos, you’d probably want to have access to all her money to do the things that make you happy….like meth and hookers.

So they say Britney is in Mexico, moving to Mexico, buying real estate in Mexico, not wearing luchador masks in Mexico, eating Taco in Mexico, beach life in Mexico but where she’s producing the same medicated and weird dance videos in the dark from inside in Mexico…. which is why I think is stock footage or AI, but like her brother, I’ll pretend she’s still alive, not to spend her money on meth and hookers because Britney videos are MY meth and hookers. Does that make me a necrophiliac, or just someone who fucks retards?

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I am a firm believer that if Britney Spears or her team of handlers that like you to believe she’s not dead while being totally dead, put out a video of her dancing weirdly, we should all do the decent thing and watch it.

Britney Spears is a legendary industry puppet who has been abused by the industry so hard that she ended up a braindead retarded weirdo and/or dead.

Her dances are so low quality that it is high concept, because we know she’s professionally trained, meaning she wants it to be bad…by design.

She claims she is moving to Mexico, where she may be killed off by the Cartel…so this is her house hunting in Mexico the way I’d want a girl to behave if she was here viewing the soiled couch I am renting in my shit stain of a basement apartment for 1000 dollars a month because it’s a housing crisis and she’s a Ukrainian refugee with a PUSSY….

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