Britney Spears is a professionally trained dancer with well over 10,000 hours of training behind her.

So watching her half retarded and probably heavily medicated dance routines, where she gyrates her hips like she’s riding a sybian, become a lot less awkward and Phoebe Price desperate and a lot more legitimate.

This girl has a command over her body like very few people have, so her belly dancing as her little skirt shows off her pubic bone is all tactical…..

I still think Britney Spears is dead, or locked up in the basement, that this is AI or some Green Screen from the same backdrop, maybe old content, maybe body double content, ultimately, not doing very well content but doesn’t that just make you want to fuck her more…

The fact that she’s either dead may not be that hot, the fact that she is crazy gives you the perception of better sex, but it has been my experience that the crazier the girl doesn’t mean the better the sex, oftentimes, it just means the scarier the sex and the harder it is to escape the sex…

Either way, Britney’s or whoever this is is looking good.

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