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2009

03

Jun

Megan Fox and All Her GQ Pictures of the Day

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I know people find Megan Fox so fucking hot. You know constantly referencing her as the hottest bitch in Hollywood, while all I see is this Angelina Jolie impersonator with shitty tattoos and a lame boyfriend who has had a ton of plastic surgery, but you know what, it’s not about me.

Yesterday, I was talking to some 17 year old girl, as I do, you know to get in good with them when they are young, so that by the time they are 18, they feel comfortable enough to let you go down on them one night while drunk, despite the fact that 18 year old girls these days have been fucking since they were 7 and are dirtier than dirty 30 year olds you meet in AA.

Either way, she was going off about Megan Fox and how amazing she is and how she loves her views on sexuality and how she would totally scissor this bitch all night fucking long, and I realized that sci-fi dudes are not the only ones who jerk off this this cunt, but everyone does.

Here is her entire set from GQ. I posted a few of them the other day, but figured why not give you all there is….

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2009

01

Jun

Megan Fox in GQ Lookin Good of the Day

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Last night during a sexual fantasy I was having in my sleep I had a vision of Megan Fox and Lindsay Lohan having sex. I figure it could have been the wet spot on my mattress from my dog pissing in the bed that triggered it, or the fact that I saw Megan Fox at the MTV Awards and figured she needed to wear a vagina as a Swine Flu Mask, and figured why not make it Lohan’s. She’s been out of work and ready to take the fuck over and this kind of union would sell millions in DVDs. So let’s hope Megan Fox embraces that bi-sexuality she claims to have and makes this kind of magic happen.

In the meantime, here she is in some GQ pictures lookin good.

Here she is doing the Angelina Jolie at the MTV Movie Award Bullshit….

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2009

27

May

Megan Fox Does a Photoshoot of the Day

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I met my very own Megan Fox earlier today. She was this hot blonde chick who asked me for a lighter on the street randomly. I didn’t have a lighter because I don’t smoke, so I said no, but then I remembered I don’t change my pants and grabbed some matches the other week at a restaurant, so I called her back saying I had matches, only to realize that I didn’t. I apologized. She said I got her hopes up. I said “Yeah, I really fucked you” she walked away creeped the fuck out and I screamed after her saying “I’m going to write about this on Craiglist misconnections”. I am pretty sure she felt the love.

Here’s Megan Fox doing some photoshoot. My favorite part of it are her white pants because of the suspense that comes with wearing white pants – will she get a surprise period or not – only time will tell – amazing.

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2009

05

May

Megan Fox for Esquire Magazine of the Day

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This is a hot fucking video of megan fox in her underwear, rolling around in her bed. Drinking beer in a bathing suit and I really don’t have to say anything more than that. It is pretty fucking amazing stuff and I’m wating anxiously for her to start dating Lohan instead of that dude from 90210. Get back to work you fucking slackers.

Posted in:Esquire|Megan Fox

2009

01

Apr

Brian Austin Green’s Hot Cunt Holdin Her Shirt Closed of the Day

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Here’s Megan Fox trying to hold her tits in her shirt because she doesn’t want all you perverts who have been waiting to see that shit for the last 2 years she’s been around, to see it and realize that she’s got no nipples, or that one is totally uneven from the other, or that she’s all nipple, or that she is actually a man, or god fuckin’ knows what, but there’s not way there’s nothing seriously wrong with this girl. Everyone balances out, if you’re ugly or fat, you’re usually sweet or funny, and at least one thing on your is attractive, you know like your eyes, or maybe you have a tight pussy or something, but when you’re superficially pretty fuckin’ perfect lookin in clothes, you know that the second the clothes come off, there’s a pussy lip the size of a fuckin grocery bag, before they made you buy reusable bullshit to save the fuckin’ world, and that’s why she’s still with Brian Austin Texas, because motherfucker’s learned to accept the male genitilia in her asshole, or whatever her fuckin’ mutation I know she has is.

Here’s a video of her taking the paparazzi home with her….

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2009

27

Mar

Megan Fox in Some Shorts of the Day

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Megan Fox was out wearing shorts the other day and virgins everywhere got excited about the shit because they think she’s the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood. They think she’s got it all going on especially since she was in their favorite movie of all time, the Transformers, shit, they were waiting for that movie to come out since the 80s and it finally did, and this whore was in it, it’s like they were meant to be, at least that’s how it plays out in their fantasies, when they save her from world domination in some spacesuit they invented in their mom’s basement, because of those tits, just look at those tits….

I don’t mean to objectify the girl of your dreams but I just can’t help it, all girls are just a series of vaginas and breasts and assholes, but I don’t know what it is about Megan Fox that I just can’t get into, I think I’m the kind of guy who can’t find a bitch hot when I find out just how fucking retarded she is, and I just can’t respect anyone who fucks Brian Austin Green and I feel bad for the virgins out there who are or who have ever been envious of that motherfucker, but not as disappointed as I feel for the pussy he feeds his dick to.

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2009

23

Mar

Megan Fox Showing Off Her Tits of the Day

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Here is Megan Fox busting out of her shirt because I guess that’s how you maintain your position as one of the most desirable girls in hollywood, you know by showing off her tits. Makes sense to me.

I guess the only thing that works against her is that I don’t think a sex symbol who has sex with one of LA’s most pathetic men, I mean I am sure LA is full of losers, but this guy is high up there on the list of losers, becuase his claim to fame was 90210, and despite that shit being popular 15 years ago, it was popular 15 fucking years ago.

Megan Fox needs to drop the security blanket that is her old boyfriend who she’s been dating since she was 12, when he was still relevant, and start exploring the cock that anxiously awaits her, especially considering Brian Austin Green will be waiting for her to come crawling back, because let’s face it, dude’s got little else goin on for him.

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2009

18

Mar

Homeless Man Dance Makes it into some Megan Fox Pictures….of the Day

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When I first met Homless Man Dance, I knew he was going to make it to the fucking top. Sure he was OCD, maybe even schizo, was talking about being a greaser, all while stinking of piss. He would wipe the Starbucks table 50 times before sitting down, and muttering to himself, but it was just a matter of fuckin’ time.

So you can imagine how happy I was to see him sneaking into pictures with Megan Fox, lettin’ us know he’s still around and taking the fuck over…

To celebrate this inspirational man, Here’s the original homeless man dance in video that was shot before he made his way to LA to take the fuckover…because I am the one who broke his fuckin’ story and didn’t pay him the 5 dollars we promised him and need him to know we still care….

And….Here are some pictures of Megan Fox being the whore that she is….

Posted in:Homeless|Megan Fox|Tits

2009

04

Mar

Megan Fox Goes Furniture Shopping With David 90210 of the Day

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Megan Fox is back with David from 90210 because that’s what happens when a girl is estranged from her father at a young age and meets up with some guy she used to dream about growing up, I’m talking posters on her walls and fantasies of taking his virginity instead of that Donna whore, who is older, more experienced and has a big dick that can comfort her as she tries to get her career off the ground, introduce her to the right people who weren’t capable of salvaging his career but were able to get her in touch with the right people, pretty much giving her some sort of legitimacy, despite him being a failure and leading to where she is now. She needs him and as depressing as that is for you, it’s not half as bad as that forearm tattoo.

Here they are shopping for furniture.

Here she is getting busy with a pillow like the fat girl in my high school who told me she used to rub up against her mattress while making out with her pillow when she first discovered masturbation.

Posted in:David 90210|Megan Fox

2009

27

Feb

Megan Fox is a Slut of the Day

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I am really not into Megan Fox, which may sound insane to the world of people who sit at home fantasizing over her useless, tacky (see her arm tattoo), glorified stripper, bullshit. I know the people who made her think she is better than she is, are very passionate about how she is the fucking hottest. I know that their constant sucking her dick about how hot she is, has given her a fucking ego and that part of her thinks she’s the hottest girl in hollywood but she obviously doesn’t have any real confidence in herself, because otherwise she would have never been engaged to an original 90210 cast member. But they’re broken up now, so I’ll give her credit where credit is due, and these pictures of her are pretty good, but then again I just woke up, so I may be blinded by her cleavage.

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