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2010

11

May

Marisa Miller in Her Short Shorts on a Motorbike of the Day

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Marisa Miller’s got that All-American girl look….and despite looking a little old and a little haggard in her face cuz she got into this late in the game, her body is fucking spectacular, so I undestand why Harley decided to get her half-naked on their campaign, especially since haggard faces are usually the least of a biker’s concern when it comes to the pussy they ride with, or even the pussy they ride into town to pay to fuck fuck, cuz bikers, are pretty fucking roughneck, except maybe for that whole yuppie middle class doctor turned biker movement, that is far less interesting that gangs, crime, hookers and drugs, but they are the people actually buying the Harley’s and Marisa Miller is accessible to them and their tagalong wives thanks to Victoria’s Secret catalog they sneak to the bathroom and masturbate to thanks to marriage sucking….and Marisa Miller’s body not sucking….

Here are the ads…

Posted in:Harley Davidson|Hot|Marisa Miller

2010

04

May

Kate Bosworth is Worth Masturbating To of the Day

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Kate Bosworth is good. That’s all I have to say about that. Which should make you happy cuz usually I have too much to say about bullshit that doesn’t matter….but this girl is good…and makes me satisfied with leaving it at that…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Hot|Kate Bosworth

2010

02

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Model Mom of the Day

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Even boring pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio are worth looking at because she’s an off duty model and despite being able to find hundred of half naked pictures of her, she’s good for masturbation fantasies to put in some daytime filler pictures, you know some ambient shit to set the mood, like a mother fucker who pretends she’s on her way to the store, before going to the beach and getting in her bikini, like some kind of build-up for the lonely man who doesn’t get to talk to the girls he sees on the street cuz he’s too scared, or because he’s too scared to leave his house….

For married men, her everyday pictures are good for printing up, and putting on your fridge for your wife to see how some girls deal with pregnancy, so that she can’t blame it on photoshop, and has to accept the fact that you’re onto her bullshit lie that baby weight is impossible to lose…

So anyway you dice it, this shit is good.

Here’s some pictures of her for Victoria’s Secret….to complete the fantasy….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Hot|Model Mom

2010

31

Mar

Britney Spears and Her New Hot Look of the Day

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There are some pictures of Britney Spears last week that I didn’t bother posting because following Britney Spears is not one of my many hobbies, plus I’ve been pre-occupied trying to get my Asian grocer to agree to working on my new project, where we pay random homeless people to shit on his chest, something that I am telling him will be the next big thing but is really for my own personal “Shits and Giggles”, but this new look, with the glasses and the bra that makes me forget her tits hang to the fuckin’ ground like a fat chick who just got her stomach stapled and dropped 140 pounds….So if she kept up this naughty nerd hiding behind her glasses, I’m sure a lot more of us could start masturbating to her again…you know it’s almost good enough for us to forget all the damage she’s done to her pussy and how crazy she is, cuz everyone knows nerdy girls can’t be crazy, they’re too busy studying….see Britney, it’s already working on me.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Hot

2010

25

Mar

Cheryl Cole is Hot in a Real Shitty See Through of the Day

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I really haven’t figured out why I am posting these pictures. I guess I thought they were hot, even though they are of some gutter trash with prison tattoos who end up popstars married to soccer players, instead of in line at the abortion clinic for the fifth time because she can’t afford to have a fourth baby with a different man who works in the factory or at the mine diggin’ for coal before heading to the bar where she sits waiting for cock to have its way with her….

There are no nipples in these pictures, no ass shots, no cum stains, or anything…so don’t get too excited and pet the cat too hard.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cheryl Cole|Hot

2010

09

Mar

Kelly Ripa’s Ripped Body in a Dress of the Day

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Kelly Ripa is one of the most fertile middle-aged people on Daytime television I’ve jerked off to. I like her little ripped body, even though her saggy, muscular mom tits are something you expect to be a gateway breast for closet cased homos trying to get some level of gay sex withouth being gay or maybe the breasts a reformed Christian gay would jump at after the preacher brainwashed him into thinking he’s not gay because gay is against Jesus, but she still looks good enough for me in all her anorexic, fitness freak glory and I understand why her Mexican husband mounts her at least twice a day, but that’s partially because as a Mexican I know fucking all day is what we are good for and I prove it’s not necessarily what we’re good at, but you don’t have to be good to get a bitch pregnant and along with jumping the border, it’s part of why there are so many of us breeding in America now that we’ve got our passports…all part of the takeover plan.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hot|Kelly Ripa

2010

08

Mar

Hot Promo Video for Some Magazine of the Day

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Jacques: The Sports Issue Trailer, ‘Squash’ from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo.

If this kind of thing went down in a squash court, or a gym, or really anywhere physical activity takes place, I’d be a skinny fucking man, because this is clearly one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen, sure I’m not the best judge of what is hot and what is not, because I could get off to pictures of kittens playing in the grass cuz I’m just not that picky and don’t really have taste, I’m just down with lookin’ at fuck holes no matter what they are on, but I feel like this is on a whole other level of good and I also feel that if you know the girl in this video, you’re a better person than me….but then again, most people are better people than me….

This is for something called Jacques, I have no idea what that is, but it’s probably something I should get to know, if it wasn’t so french sounding, even though I like french pussy, but I am lazy.

Via GO

Posted in:Hot|Jacques Magazine|Squash

2010

17

Feb

More of Christina Aguilera’s Hot Little Body on the Day

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If you read this site, you will know that I posted a few pictures of Christina Aguilera on set of her new movie, because I guess she’s an actor now, as acting doesn’t take much talent. She was wearing tight leggings and her body looked rockin, because I guess being in a movie called Burlesque means she strips down, not that burlesque stripping is really anything to get excited for, but we cal all hope Hollywood puts a hotter spin on it that the burlesque shows I’ve been to, where girls who dress like Betty Page and think they are in the 1950s, who you would assume is a lesbian and who is a solid 35 pounds out of weight humiliates herself in nipple tassels, trying to cocktease, when really just providing serious comedy….because hot girls don’t need to do that kind of song and dance to get laid….they can strip at real stripclubs or fuck rich guys who pay their way…like Christina Aguilera did and I am loving Christina Aguilera’s little whore body in tights…it brings back memories of jerking off to her ten years ago…good times.

And Some Hot Mom Camel Toe

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Body|Christina Aguilera|Hot

2010

12

Feb

Kelly Clarkson is Lookin’ Good of the Day

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I hear Kelly Clarkson gives a much better performance if they rub her mic in bacon fat. Shit drives her fucking bananas and she knows she can’t just run off stage in the middle of a show to pig the fuck out, so she gives it as hard as she can, jacked on pheromones from the smell of her one true love, knowing that if she just makes it thru the next hour, she’ll be in her hotel room bath eating her way thru life in no time. Seriously, at this size, it’s safe to say her love songs are about food, eating and sitting on her fat ass. Either way, it’s always nice to see girls you may have jerked off to become seriously fat chicks, not that you’ve ever jerked off to her, but I’m thinking at least one of you has, cuz I’ve always thought she was disgusting but the hate mail I get about her seems to make me think other people don’t….maybe because she’s the first American Idol representing America with her pant size.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hot|Kelly Clarkson

2010

11

Feb

Rose McGowan’s Okay in My Books of the Day

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I am sure I wasn’t the only unemployed loser who would to rent movies based on nudity. I am sure I am not the only person who stumbled upon Doom Generation back in 1995. A romantic movie about a dude that gets his dick chopped off by Neo-Nazi’s with a whole lot of young, hot, Rose McGowan tit that I fell in love with. Or maybe I was, but by now you’ve probably all jerked off to the shit at least once….sure there was a time when she was banging Marilyn Manson, which I don’t hold against her cuz we’re all allowed to have “Fake Dark for the sake of Marketing” / goth times in our lives, and I was a fan of Paul from the Wonder Years and I’d groupie his ass too and there were also times she was in Montreal visiting family that I’d wander the streets trying to find her but ending up pissed drunk passed out in a snowbank instead, but for some reason I feel like we’ve got some kind of bond because of those nights, even if she doesn’t know I exist and for that I am going to celebrate her today….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hot|Rose McGowan