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2023

15

Jun

Kate Bosworth’s Vintage Surf Print on her Vintage Body of the Day

I’ve always endorsed Kate Bosworth as a hot actress thanks to having that tall, blonde, skinny, model body….it was just unfortunately not what the industry was looking for, so her career’s been pretty dog shit compared to what it could have been….

I guess her most important role was a hot surfer in BLUE CRUSH, which I don’t even remember, so I guess I am a pretty shitty Kate Bosworth fan, since I don’t actually care about these people and my FAN BOY approach to them is based strictly on how hot they look when they aren’t embarrassing themselves for a lot of money playing make-belief on camera and taking that work seriously, thinking it’s important work…hilarious.

She’s old as shit now, so I guess being old and having a career that never quite broke into the A-List combined into some hating of herself so hard, unless it’s a head injury from her surf movie, either way she can’t have her wits about her because she’s married the MAC GUY JUSTIN LONG….not much more humiliating than that really….

She’s also launched a bikini line with ROXY, where she plays a surfer, after being one on TV, because why support real surfers, when you can support overpaid actors who marry losers who pretended to be a surfer in a movie that I don’t think is really all that iconic at all….kinda weird really…

I’m still looking though…pretending Justin Long doesn’t cum in her like she’s still fertile.

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2023

18

Jan

Kate Bosworth Nip Slip of the Day

I don’t know why Kate Bosworth has been in my top 10 celebrities worth fucking or jerking off to, mainly because I think all celebs are trash, I think nerds who make hit lists or rank girl lists are lame as fuck and most importantly, I have no standards and I’d fuck basically any and all celebs without any real discretion, consideration or ranking….but for whatever reason when I hear the name Kate Bosworth, I think, “I like Kate Bosworth”…I can’t even know one of her movies, I’ve never jacked off to her, because I don’t jerk off to celebs, they are garbage….but she’s a skinny blonde chick, now old, but she wasn’t always old and even as an old bitch she’s held up alright…..

That was until finding out she was dating Justin Long, the mac guy, who repulses me and basically has murdered anything I’ve appreciated about Kate Bosworth over the years…

Yes, Justin Long is the kind of dude that makes a bitch’s sex appeal dead to me….and normally I don’t care about the dudes in bitches, so long as I’m not sucking out their cum….but in this case, I do.

Tiny Tits being flashed though, CHECK EM OUT…

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2022

22

Aug

Kate Bosworth and Ashley Greene Get Naked of the Day

Kate Bosworth is one of my all time favorites and I have no idea why, I guess I just find her hot, because it’s sure not any of the movies that she’s been in that impact my fucking life in any way, if anything, I don’t even now any of the movies she’s been in, but I do now…

It is called the Immaculate Room, the premise is:


“Secrets and private demons emerge when a seemingly perfect young couple competes for a 5 million dollar prize by isolating themselves in an empty white room for 50 days. No phones, no family – only the room trying to break their resolve.”

Sounds boring, just some Emile Hirsch and Kate Bowsworth sittng in a room, packaged as a social experiment, or some psychological thought provoking bullshit, but I like to think it’s more along the lines of being an easy movie to film during a pandemic, no sets or locations required, but then again, I didn’t know this movie existed until a minute ago, despite being a Kate Bosworth fan, because I’m just not that good at being a fan, since I’ve trained myself to be a hater, you know, low frequency shit.

Well, I also didn’t know that Ashley Greene, who I like to refer to as Florida Trash that struck gold in her swamp thanks to Twilight Saga, had such big hot tits, because she’s naked in the Room, and looks alright considering she’s old now.

Is this worth watching, who knows, is Ashley Greene’s tits worth zooming in on, yes.


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2022

18

Jan

Kate Bosworth Bikini on a Horse of the Day

Kate Bosworth in a bikini may be the TOP post for the day, because I’ve been a consistent Kate Bosworth fan for as long as I’ve been doing this site, and I don’t care that she’s old as shit, watching her do inappropriate pussy rubbing on horseback, is the kind of cowboying that you can jerk off to, even without being some kind of EQUUIS FETISHIST….because they exist, so many girls on REDDIT use horse cock dildos and that doesn’t speak to my more innocent straddling a beautiful horse in a bikini fetish…

I know Bosworth is old, I know she’s not all that famous, her career has been a giant whatever, but she’s maintained, held up against the test of time, looks fit, looks hot and even as she nears menopause, because I’ve realized this site is more a MENOPAUSE WATCHING site….than some POP CULTURE news site…we just post the same old bitches getting older…and sometimes…like in this case..that’s fucking perfect.

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2021

06

Jul

Kate Bosworth Bikini of the Day

You may not know this about the me or about the site since you likely don’t read the site,…and I know you’re not reading this…but Kate Bosworth has been one of my favorites for as long as I can remember.

Yes, she’s that old, and yes, she barely had a career worthy of her hotness and I forget she exists until I am reminded that she exists….because like these pics she’s still brining hot girl bikini pics well into her 40s and that’s worth noting, celebrating, jerking off to….etc.

I don’t know why she didn’t end up being more substantial a celebrity, but maybe that’s a good thing, cuz that lack of success probably keeps her skinny and hot…ready for her big break….that Oscar win no one planned for….

I believe in her…or at least in her bikini body that she knows is fucking hot…and so do I..


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2021

19

Feb

Kate Bosworth Tube Top of the Day

I’ve always thought that Kate Bosworth was hotter than she got credit for…because she never had the viral success I think she should have had…maybe because she’s old or too old to go viral…maybe she wasn’t a very good actres…I mean there’s a reason she never broke through to the A-List…and the truth is, I don’t know if I’ve ever seen her in an actual movie that wasn’t some straight to NETFLIX, back when straight to NETFLIX was worse than straight to DVD, because NETFLIX wasn’t what they are today, but were doing all they could to buy affordable content to keep their paying memebers paying so that they could be what they are today…which I guess means that Kate Bosworth and the low quality shit she was in…along with Eric Roberts and all the other has-beens those straight to Netflix movies cast are the reason for all your NETFLIX excitement you get to watch today now that your life and existence rely on TV because COVID shit…you know where they BRAINWASH and manipulate you through content without you even knowing..which is precisely what I am doing here…BRAINWASHING YOU…to give me your money….I am just not very good at it.

All this to say Kate Bosworth, old as shit or not, still hot and underrated.


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2020

11

Mar

Kate Bosworth in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I have no idea why I have always been a fan of Kate Bosworth, while not knowing anything Kate Bosworth has been in, but I am pretty sure she’s the only celebrity on this site I’ve praised and said nothing but good things about. It is probably because she’s skinny, and despite being old, which goes against the laws of nature, which state women age like shit, I still endorse her.

I have probably shat on substantially hotter women, at least on the internet, in blog posts no one reads….yet here I am thinking “Kate Bosworth looks great”…like some kind of fan boy…despite hating all celebs.

I think it has something to do with her career being pretty shit, never a huge star…which makes her more acceptable than the overrated celebs, while being hotter than them.

So Kate Bosworth in a bathing suit works for me.

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2019

17

Dec

Is Kate Bosworth Naked Here of the Day

IS Kate Bosworth Nude

Kate Bosworth looking pretty SUS here – is she NUDE?

I like to think this is something her SOCIAL MEDIA MARKETING CONSULTANT that her talent agency has made every one of their clients consult to become relevant is behind this whole “let’s make them think I am nude through strategic angles, like I was David Copperfield, pulling off optical illusions, but instead of making the Statue of Liberty Disappear, I’ll do it with my bikini”…

I like to also think it is wonderful to see these celebrities that for so long were at arms length, or really in another fucking world than their fans who they’d avoid at all costs, and here they are being “influencers” about it and engaging with comments and shit…even if it is their assistants..the desperation to stay relevant is hilarious

But I won’t even be mad at some Kate Bosworth naked – I still think she’s hot…

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2019

12

Dec

Kate Bosworth in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Kate Bosworth may be old, she may not have accomplished all that much in her career, but she’s still famous enough, still a celebrity, and most importantly…still skinny, which is all we care about….

I guess she’s trying to MOCK instagram by doing dramatic bathing suit poses, with the whole comedic underdone by cross referencing the dramatic post with a little “Reality” pose doing a little “Instagram VS Reality” meme because she’s a cheeky little bitch…who realizes that in both cases, the serious and the barely humoristic, she’s still in a fucking bikini, making an excuse to be in a bikini, because bikinis get hits, we want to see these women half naked, and it’s all it takes to build up that social media presence that could possibly build up her career…cuz everything is on “the gram” now…and all these bootleg bitches are making it work…bring some celebrity to the mix…and elimiate all that trash…

I see what’s going on here, the mainstream is trying to reclaim what is theirs..and as long as a bathing suit I wrongfully identified as a bikini cuz I call all suits bikinis are riding up her skinny and tight bodied cunt…I’m down.

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2019

13

Nov

Kate Bosworth Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

Kate Bosworth Tits Out for Fashion

I used to think Kate Bosworth is hot…and I guess she still is…but it was never based on any movies she was in or any acting that she’s done…because I can’t think of anything she’s ever been in. I just remember her being skinny and skinny has always been more important for me than being a compelling actress in a compelling role, none of that shit matters, it’s all just clickbait marketed to us idiots with no real taste who need to be told what to watch…even the best movies out there are only big because of the moron masses who need to be told what to like, who need to think they are supposed to like something….you know to fit in or whatever…so the real problem is with you fucking drones following the fucking crowd off the fucking cliff….

POINT BEING…

Kate Bosworth is old now, her career not any more impressive, that IMDB hasn’t really blown anyone away, but she’s still skinny, and still takes a good pic and that’s what matters in this superficial life…

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