I’ve always endorsed Kate Bosworth as a hot actress thanks to having that tall, blonde, skinny, model body….it was just unfortunately not what the industry was looking for, so her career’s been pretty dog shit compared to what it could have been….

I guess her most important role was a hot surfer in BLUE CRUSH, which I don’t even remember, so I guess I am a pretty shitty Kate Bosworth fan, since I don’t actually care about these people and my FAN BOY approach to them is based strictly on how hot they look when they aren’t embarrassing themselves for a lot of money playing make-belief on camera and taking that work seriously, thinking it’s important work…hilarious.

She’s old as shit now, so I guess being old and having a career that never quite broke into the A-List combined into some hating of herself so hard, unless it’s a head injury from her surf movie, either way she can’t have her wits about her because she’s married the MAC GUY JUSTIN LONG….not much more humiliating than that really….

She’s also launched a bikini line with ROXY, where she plays a surfer, after being one on TV, because why support real surfers, when you can support overpaid actors who marry losers who pretended to be a surfer in a movie that I don’t think is really all that iconic at all….kinda weird really…

I’m still looking though…pretending Justin Long doesn’t cum in her like she’s still fertile.

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