Kate Bosworth is in a bikini. I have no idea why I find Kate Bosworth hot or compelling but I blame brain washing, or the fact that she’s a skinny blonde chick, who one day I decided was hot, and have stuck with for the entire existence of this site…you know one of those situations…where even in her old age, rocking a bikini, I’m like “she’s good”…

I haven’t seen a movie she’s been in that I can remember, has she even been in movies? Who knows….and I haven’t fallen in love with a character she played on a show, I am strictly in this for the skinny blonde chick….

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I don’t know why I thought Kate Bosworth was hot, it may have been because she is hot, even in her 40s, and I actually think she’s in her 40s, I often call 20-somethings 40 year olds because their faces are jacked up and they look 40, but this one is genuinely 40…imagine that….

Or maybe it was just that I liked that she was skinny, as a fat man married to a fat woman, my life has been heavily influenced and excited by skinny girls…they are like mystical creatures that only exist in my world for jerk off purposes…

I’ve wondered why her career never took off, maybe because she always knew she was hot, like a hot girl you finally bed, who gives you the worst sex of her life, because she knows she’s hot and just being there is enough, while fatter more insecure uglier girls will put in the fucking work..and blow your mind while you think of girls like Kate Bosworth to cum.

But I haven’t wondered too much…because none of this shit matters..

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Kate Bosworth is still around and she is in a bikini and she’s still skinny enough to be in a bikini…and I am an old Fan of hers…so it works for me. I always thought she deserved more fame and fortune than she got based on how she looked….

But at 40, or near 40, I don’t think she should be making that face though….no matter how much BOTOX fills her face.

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Kate Bosworth is on a TV show, which is amazing because I love Kate Bosworth. She’s one of the only celebrities I’d say is hot as fuck, but it could be because she’s skinny, or maybe it’s her jawline, or maybe it’s because she was a model and never really did anything that I can think of, but everytime she was out in the paparazzi – i was like DAMN girl…sit on my face and show me the bridge where your anus meets you vagina…MY FAVORITE part of her…or any girl really….

That said…she’s looking her age, but it’s graceful and sophisticated….like a woman I want to see in action, past her prime but still hot and using all her years of experience living in the hollywood scene…to ride rides my face….since my penis is pretty insignificant…

But here she is doing lesbian sex for TV…looking naked but not naked enough because I can’t see the bridget where her anus meets her vagina…

I just found out people don’t find her hot…I am blown the fuck away…how is that possible…

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I am a firm believer, after all my years of being an amateur critique of celebrities, models, and famewhores in all of their naked and half naked action…that Kate Bosworth, who must be around 40 years old now…is exactly what all women should look like..

That’s not to say I don’t find other bodies hot, amazing to look at, or even worth trying to have sex with….it is just to say that if every girl in the world, let’s say 4 out of 5 of them…looked like Kate Bosworth, and the other straggler had massive tits…we’d live in a great place filled with joy and happiness and no need for war and hate…

It would be the kind of world I would be happy about going into another year in…not that I am unhappy, I’m more indifferent, hungover, cloudy brained, etc…but I know very little is as good as this Kate Bosworth….

I wonder why she’s not more famous than she is, because really…she is everything..and she even ages hot…Maybe I just like skinny chicks in a world of fat..call me crazy…
that’s crazy…she’s crazy…we’re all fuckin crazy..

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Kate Bosworth is fucking wonderful….and there’s nothing more Christmas that a relaxing shoot of a skinny, despite being old by now, but still maintaining how good she’s always looked to me, despite being old….in her pyjamas…because they snuck in that panty shot and panties are fucking wonderful…both on the floor, on the girl, on my face, in the dumpster, on a clothes line for me to sniff and steal, in the store for me to touch inappropriately knowing some dumb bitch will try them on…because panties are great even when you’re not a panty fetishists…especially when the girl in panties looks like this…she’s one of the best there ever was, I wonder why her career was serious dog shit, while other bitches got paid…just another example of how unfair this world is…

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I just saw that Kate Bosworth was in Montreal the other day – and I stupidly didn’t know this before she was here – and I didn’t go profess my love for her by throwing my semen at her – before getting arrested because semen is a controlled substance that you’re not legally allowed to throw at people – even if you’ve been saving it up in a jar next to your bed since you first saw Kate Bosworth in whatever it is she was first in….only to have her drop charges after tasting it and realizing it’s sugary goodness…making her addicted to my sperm and hiring me as her sperm factory she locks in her pool house making her a shot a day….because that’s the kind of fantasy I have…

I like that she’s skinny, I like her legs, her face, she is what all girls should look like, so if I ever made billions and could build a woman producing lab in my basement…we’d factor in a little bit of this in the design…

She’s old and still looks like this…

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