Ashley Greene was always overrated Florida trash, who pretended to be Hollywood glam, but you know that no one took her all that seriously….especially after lying to us about not fucking the Jonas Brother she was dating for clout during the Twilight Saga she was lucky enough to be cast on, where hopes of dreams of no longer being Florida trash could be tasted harder than that Jonas Brother’s pussy juices while they were pretending to be celibate!

Anyway, she fell off, twilight was her only real gig, and now she posts content, probably paid content deals, so she’s still earing, of her humping some kind of fitness machine that I’ve been getting ads for all day thanks to this pic..

As the story of Florida trash goes, she’s got a body, even as a mom, with tits I’d be down to feed on…so watching her hump her way through fitness is brilliant enough clickbait for me.

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I never liked Ashley Greene, I don’t know why I always got scam vibes from her. Just Florida trash that sucked the right dick, landed Twilight, which is the equivalent of Gangnam Style for a celebrity, you know a one hit wonder that gets a billion views, because it’s bigger than the idiot and the idiot would never exist if it wasn’t for that viral moment….you get what I am saying..

Then she dated a Jonas brother and pretended to be a virgin or abstinent which no one bought, but for whatever reason that was the trend or the agenda being pushed at the time, it was a long time ago, before everyone realized if they wanted to have staying power they had to get competitive with the porn thing, even though porn was big then, the mainstream was snobby and turned their back on it, before the whole “if you can’t beat em, join em”….plus they definitely chose anal as the grey area of abstinence, which was likely way too familiar to the Jonas brothers, their favorite pass time.

So I haven’t forgot that I didn’t like her, even though I forget most things, and seeing her all bloated and disgusting doing some fat power, body empowerment, fat girls can get topless bullshit, is just gross….however the tits got their swole on, so an old as shit, Ashley Greene and her bloated, ate a bad sub, gunt are a little less offensive….but STILL gross…in a shoulda took it up the ass like she was still being pure with the Jonas brothers to stimulate that impacted shit out of her kind of way…..

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Ashley Greene’s out here with her bikini top….because I guess when you matter for a few minutes, you have a taste of it, like when a rabid animal gets a taste for blood, they are just never the same, and I wouldn’t be surprised if this one had the taste of blood, not just because she’s in the Twilight Series and they are vampires….it’s the only real work she’s ever got, that she’s milked for all these years since….because it’s the difference between her being a someone and a middle aged slag craving attention…

I remember when she was dating a Jonas brother, pretending that they didn’t fuck, while knowing the only reason she existed was becasue she fucked, otherwise she’d be working at Hooters in Orlando or some shit, she’s from florida…

I guess the liar is trying to get some more hype around herself, I saw three paparazzi sets with her in the last few days…like she wasn’t fucking invisible…and she’s got some tits, and tits are fun…even when you know they’ve done some shit to get on this boat…even when you know they are old, expired milk filled….YOGURT.

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I’ve been a big Ashley Greene hater for a long time and I’ll tell you why….and that’s because she’s a fucking liar.

There was a time when the Florida trash, who could be rich kid, there are rich people in Florida, not everyone in Florida is a zombie eating people under bridges on Bath Salts, there’s a lot to that great state…but that doesn’t mean it’s not trashy….or that Ashley Greene isn’t trashy…

But yeah, she fucked herself onto the right movie franchise (Twilight), it made her fucking life, and she’s still here because of it…

The reason I hate her, is because in her celebrity hustle, back when she was on the hit movie franchise she got cast in, she was fucking a Jonas brother back when people weren’t heathens, you know Britney couldn’t masturbate on stage like she was Miley in 2020….society hadn’t been destroyed by social media yet….but yeah, she pretended they were virgins with purity rings on, when you know she was getting deep dicked by everyone at the Jonas Brother’s party, they just couldn’t advertise it….and at the time, it was upsetting, like BE REAL fuck….we’re not idiots….

In hindsight, after all we’ve been through, I fucking appreciated those times, I don’t need to hear everyone’s sexual deviance, perversion, fetish or fantasy….I don’t care what you fuck, how you fuck it, or why you fuck it, I just like to not know about it….every where I fucking look….keep it to yourself, save it for people who earn the right to know about your perversions…you fucks…

Either way, Ashley Greene’s spread legged in shorts and you can see where her pussy is, like how I stare at girls in skirts riding bikes, only there’s no bike involved, just a spread leg selfie…weird pose for a selfie…but I get it….you know sluts.

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I’ve been around long enough to remember when Ashley Greene pretended to be a virgin, or under some born-again-virgin work order mandated by her management when they hired her as one of the Jonas brother’s girlfriends, because they were on a short leash, controlled, Disney kids with no souls…

I remember when they tried to push this virginity, promise ring shit, which is fucking crazy considering we all knew this bitch took dick basically from Florida to LA, she took the fucking DICK TRAIN to getting cast in Twilight, the ONLY thing she’s ever done…

SO having her LIE to everyone, pretending she wasn’t pegging the Jonas brother every night and pissing on his face like he was a public toilet, the way he was taught when he was coming up in the industry…when abuse becomes fetish…like my gay friend, HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, who told me he knew he was gay when his teacher made him jerk off for him and he liked it….kind of thing…

But yeah, before the young generation were heathen pervert fucks, I guess the agenda wanted to push wholesome, and chose to use a gutter whore to do it…

Well the gutter whore is still at it in bikini selfies that you may find hot, but that I find boring…

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Ashely Greene is only 34 years old, yet she’s already filtering the fuck out of her face like she was a mom in her 50s on TINDER 6 years ago trying to look like she was still in her 30s….

The early days of girls filtering and photoshopping themselves is something I miss, because it’sa got to the point where despite still looking like cartoon versions of themselves, they can actually pull it off….in a “Maybe she looks like a dopey ass muppet”….but back in the day…it was “is this dungeons and dragons basement apartment dwelling cat owner who works a shit job or is on disability really trying to convince us that she’s not the fucking crypt keeper but instead this glowing and smooth faced babe”….

I know Ashley Greene hasn’t done all that much since Twilight, but I’lll assume she still rich…she’s got 1.5 million followers on social media and brands will pay to reach her fans…so there’s no excuse that her face is edited this badly…HIRE some fucking kid to do it for you bitch…put some effort in..

Maybe she was just hoping the mom tits would take the shine….and I guess they are taking the shine…but she could have just cropped the old lady photoshopped face out of it to give us what we actually want instead of pretending this isn’t about the tits..

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Ashley Greene may be trash….she may suck….she may have lucked out in getting that one casting that mattered only to become semi-famous, I mean there was a time people were talking about her, where you know she probably felt like the most important person in the room, or at least at her Florida High School reunion….I mean she was in Twilight…which I may have never seen and will never see but it was a huge deal, especially for a trashcan that lucked out….

Anyway, even at her peak she looked alright, like normal girl and like Olvia Culpo since her, but less of a Return on Investment, since Culpo basically only exists for fucking a Jonas brother, while Greene was already famous and only damaged her name, at least according to me, by LYING to her fans about FUCKING…

We could tell that the Florida girl was likely only in Twilight for fucking the right people, so pretending to NOT fuck the Jonas brother she was clearly fucking, because in that era sex was naughty or bad, where as in this era they all spread assholes on instagram for fun…..and I hate fucking liars…which is probably why I hate actors…since they are fucking liars..

Anyway, she’s making a lame at best comeback on social that I am sure no one gives a fuck about and since I like underdogs, now that she’s been given a reality check that she’s not that special, I’ll help her on that quest to get back into the scene….average at best or not….because I’m a nice guy.

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Ashley Green posted up these throwback bikini pics of her doing some weird lesbian yoga ritual with her friends that she doesn’t tag or name because they are just props in her attention seeking smut…

I have no problem with a bitch using her bikini pics to generate some hype on herself and I will never be mad at a bitch for using this as her marketing campaign, because being shameless is hot in and of itself, because it means girls is either feeling insecure about her low level of fame, or feeling hyped on herself that she needs others to be hyped on her too, you know when they are the kind of girl who masturbates to themselves in the mirror because they are narcissists…seeing them half naked is important.

It’s also important on International Women’s day to outline how easy it is for you to get noticed, to make money, to build a personal brand and to convert dudes into giving you money cuz they want to fuck you…you know because all that “girl’s whining about pay scale injustices” don’t really matter, girls, at least hot girsl have all the opportunities in the world…so don’t be ugly, don’t be fat and lazy…be hot and the world is yours….not to say Ashley Green is hot, but she did get in movies and date a Jonas brother she pretended not to fuck cuz she’s a fucking liar….and that should inspire the girls out there to follow her lead cuz this bitch never has to work again and she’s not even interesting…thats power of the pussy shit…

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I’ve always thought that Ashley Greene was some bullshit, overhyped, not very hot actress that lucked out because she got cast as a third or fourth tier character on a hit series of movies that….the lottery win she may or may not have deserved…but that’s irrelevant…she got it, she exists because of it, so we can laugh at how broken down her face looks…

I mean obviously, women tent to age like shit, even when they jack up their faces to not age like shit, and this face is some fucking creepy horror movie shit to me…

It’s obviously part of a marketing campaign for a yoga clothing company, so she’s getting paid to have her titty sweat out there, but maybe next time, she should crop the face out…I mean this is as bad as when she LIED to the public about NOT FUCKING the Jonas brother she was dating, even though they were obviously fucking, but it was an era before everyone was a public whore on social media…but now that they are…she can go back to her true form or some shit….even if you don’t think cleavage in skimpy activewear is slutty….keep in mind this is a girl who pretended that instead of fucking, she wore a purity ring and not even a vibrating one to get herself off when not fucking, even though she was fucking….meaning…cleavage on Ashley Greene Purity Ring Whore… is the equivalent to a college girl posting a gangbang videos since all her pics on social media are of her asshole…it’s racy.

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