I am not a fan of Ashley Greene and not because my friend’s fiance cheating on her with him back before she was famous….but because she’s overrated Florida trash who has managed to fuck her way onto the set of a really huge movie franchise that has allowed her to milk that 14 year girl crowd by sleeping with their idols while pretending to not sleep with their idols…like she’s not a fake titty florida trash hooker who loser her virginity in the trailer park at 12….shit is all smoke and mirrors and despite her hotness being mediocre at best…she’s got a good enough ass to stare at in leggings….

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I have never had an interest in this Florida trash that fucked her way into relevance….from banging Jonas brothers…to banging Twilight producers to get cast in the shit to make herself important…because I never found her hot…if anything I thought she was boring and obvious in her PR efforts…I think she’s a bit of a bullshitter, bottom feeder, phony but that was before today…or more importantly before her breast implants that I am gonna assume she’s got…not cuz I love fake tits…but I do appreciate their ability to save shitty tits…but because I appreciate an otherwise dull and undeserving actress slutting out.

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You’d hope some bottom feeder at the top of her game would have stepped it up bit for any photoshoot she does…you know suggesting a little more tit or vagina lip…even though she doesn’t really need to since the majority of her whoring has already happened and that’s the whole reason she’s riding at the top….

She’s some talentless Twilight scumbag Florida trash who managed to get into a franchise, develop a fan base she didn’t deserve, and strategically date/fuck/pretend to remain a virgin with to speak to that audience…and the whole thing mocks the industry….especially when she gets away with shoots like this…with zero sleaze in them…defeating the whole point of her being a whore…you see….it’s like when your favorite hooker finds a rich boyfriend and stops stripping…just wasted willing hooker talent….

Keep them bitches in the gutter is what I say.

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Ashley Greene is some Florida trash groupie cunt who managed to scam her way into Hollywood, and who is now dressing like Florida trash….looking at her back fat hanging over her bra makes me feel like I am waiting in line behind some stripper trash at Walmart….all she’s missing a couple black babies with different daddies…but I think we can safely say the ghetto stripper trash with multiple babies in a broken home….probably has more morals and values than this Ashley Greene garbage….but here she is anyway cuz you idiots are sold on her….and can jerk off to her bra back…cuz you idiots are pathetic…

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I am too picky, I don’t think it is a gay thing, but half the Ashley Greene fans who read this site will be sure to tell me how fucking gay I am, because I find her nothing but a boring body, florida trash, whore who fucked the right people, who happens to be in a bikini, like so many girls I can google, who actually are hotter to look at….because I don’t need the media to dictate what Jonas Brother cokehead slut who pretends to be Christian is worth sticking my dick in, since all sluts are worth sticking my dick in, its jsut that some of them are more the kind I want to choke the fuck out while doing it, and Ashley Greene happens to be that kind…..She’s won some kind of lottery..cuz that face is weak sauce and so is the rest of her…a bikini or half nakedness won’t win me over bitch…you suck…

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Ashley Greene is boring in Nylon….because she’s fucking boring…and anyone who thinks this boxy as fuck, useless, badly dressed cunt is anything but fucking boring, is just a victim of marketing, or someone who is way too into Twilight that your opinion doesn’t matter, cuz people way too into Twilight are trash….and so is Ashley Greene, and not just because she’s from Florida, but because she’s leaked nude pics, fucked her way into a big blockbuster, even though she has no talent, and from that blockbuster decided to stay in the media targeted at to the youth, so she fucked a Jonas Brother…..and I can assume whoever else she’s had inside her has been strategic and thus explains why she keeps getting booked….because it isn’t her looks or her skill….unless we’re talking about the looks she gives when sucking a producer dick with skill that comes from experience…cuz that’s the only thing that makes sense…..Whore.

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The highlight of Ashley Greene’s career was not signing onto Twilight, to be part of the biggest thing to hit movies since Hunger Games destroyed box offices, making all their money back the first weekend with their first movie in their franchise, although her being on Twilight did make her a household name, something that was probably important to her…..but not as important as when she dated the Jonas Brothers, to further market herself to the tween audience, all while pretending to fuck, like anyone over 17 doesn’t fuck, unless we’re talking about you, but that’s different, because you’re creepy, awkward and a loser….unable to seduce even the ugliest of women cuz you’re too busy jerking off….but I have hope for you, like I had hope for this fake born again virgin for marketing…cuz girls are easy, you just have to learn how to play them….and Ashley Greene is easy too, you just have to promise her more fame, more exposure and be able to contribute to her teams bigger marketing picture….a picture that includes her in fishnets flashing a bit of ass on set….I dig it….almost as much as I dig her fake sexless relationships.

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Here are the outtakes that if you have any taste will understand why they are outtakes and maybe even understand why they should have been kept on the editing room floor instead of used to garner attention to some Ashley Greene shoot in Men’s Fitness Magazine….cuz she looks fucking horrible….so bad that not even a Jonas brother after being sent on tour for the last 4 months with some abstinence coach to follow his every move could jerk off to when pretending to take a shit…but that could be because she was his girlfriend and no one should jerk off to their girlfriends….it’s a fact….another fact is that this workout machine with her hidden agenda to stay relevant by targeting the youth like Hitler did…bores me even when half naked…but here are the pics of her anyway…

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