I don’t know if this is a fetish for any of you…you know a bitch leaving the gym in gym close because she’s not a fat lazy fucking slob of a person….but it is for me…and I have my fat lazy slob of a wife for that….you know wanting everything her near death, gilbert grape, motorized scooter and government disability subsidy isn’t…..

I mean that coupled with the fact that 30 percent of girls leaving the gym in tight pants are worth staring at, while the other 70 percent are fat lazy fucking slobs trying to be that 30 percent prime pussy, and that’s stats that work for me when I’ve got nothing better to do than sit around on a park bench and stare at bitches leaving a building…

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If you’re not a 13 year old girl with a twilight poster on your wall next to your Jonas Brother poster on your wall, then you have no business knowing who this bitch is, or even lusting after her….you have no business seeing her sweaty ass and thinking about all the motion that went into making her that sweaty…you shouldn’t be thinking about licking the salty taste off her like you were some kind of pony at he barn and more importantly, the smells you expect her to have radiating from her cunt should not be something you get turned on thinking about….because she’s done nothing for the average man, she never sluts off, she’s solidified her position in the market, all by neglecting us by not getting stripped down and sexy for us, cuz she just doesn’t care about us…we aren’t the market that will make her millions, we’re just the perverts that feed an ego that’s already been fed….and I hate this level of security and cockiness….

And all this to say…she’s got Popeye forearms for calves…ripped and covered in sweat…what a slut…

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Someone’s looking for attention! Short shorts with her ass hanging out, a jug of water and some see through native shirt like she’s heading back to her camp sexy campsite…

I guess that’s what happens when your Twilight movie you’ve been riding for attention hasn’t hit theaters yet and your latch on relationship with a homosexual has been who was all the rage when first got involved with him and pretended you didn’t fuck him, cuz fucking in not very Christian, even though the Jonas brothers are seemingly very jewish…from hair to their name…I guess it’s all part of their make the money while we can campaign…..because based on how this slut works the cameras, there’s no way that pussy isn’t getting slammed on the regular…at least you’d hope it is getting slammed on the regular…cuz otherwise it’d be a real fucking waste of a pussy… but she is a good marketer who taps into the minds of the youth…and there’s nothing hotter than a good marketer,….I mean other than good tits, good ass, good blowjob skills, good cooking and cleaning ability, etc etc etc, you know what I’m saying….and that’s that marketing skills aint shit…especially when it’s all crafted by her team of experts….it was a little MBA humor or at least an attempt at it that totally didn’t translate over the internet…

Here are some more pics of Ashley Greene all sweaty in Tight Pants of the Day

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The thing that always annoyed me about Ashley Greene was that she was a social climber, and in her social climbing she attached herself to a lot of successful things, from Twilight to a Jonas Brother, making getting naked for attention not an option…..making us seeing her naked…never happen…so that lack of giving made me hate the bitch…but then I realized how weird it is for a motherfucker from the internet to hate someone they don’t know, they’ll never meet, and who is hardly polluting their life cuz they don’t watch their movies and more importantly aren’t polluted by their songs like she was Gaga or Katy Perry…so I just went back to not caring, and staring at her tits when opportunities like this came up…She’s irrelevent but sweaty as fuck, all pushed up and trying. That works for me.

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Whenever I see pictures of Ashley Greene, I feel robbed. It’s like she is the most overhyped girl around. Everyone things she’s so fucking hot because she happens to be the hot one in the movie, but to be fair, a pile of dog shit shaped kinda vaginal is hotter than that inbred Kristen Stewart so it’s not saying much, but marketing works and people believe what they read, especailly 14 and 15 year olds, so throw her bedding the Jonas Brothers into her campaign, and all of a sudden, she’s untouchable, and based on the way she looks, I agree she is untouchable unless there’s a lot of liquor in your system, it’s 3 am and the bar is closing…don’t get me wrong, I’d fuck her sleeping or awake, high or sober, but the point is she’s not where she needs to be to warrant the attention she gets and lies make me fucking cry…

Here is the lie in a boring outfit basically mocking us and letting us know she doesn’t need to try cuz she’s made it….while making instore appearances like the convicts they use at costco to hand out frozen pizza samples…only way more luxurious.

Overrated.

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I have nothing to say about Ashley Green, other than that I am onto her little scam and I don’t like it. She’s attached herself to a couple of the biggest things in teenage popculture. Twilight and the Jonas brothers and now she doesn’t have to work it for the cameras like a little attention seeking slut…cuz her attention seeking slut behavior was properly chanlled and distributed amongst the right people who put her in a power position where she doesn’t have to pull out tit, panty, or sex tapes….and the only happiness I have in all this is knowing that in order to get attached to two of the biggest things in teenage popculutre, bitch had to be a serious fucking dirtbag whore…..so I know she’s got it in her…no matter how celibate those cunt dudes are in interviews or on camera….there is now way they aren’t passing this twat around making her lick all their asses while they jerk off on her face….but I’d prefer if she was doing it for us all to see…I guess we’ll just have to wait til those things become irrelevant and she gets hungry for what she once had…It really is just a question of patience, but I still feel scammed….when someone makes the kind of money she makes…the public is entitled to something in return and not just shitty cleavage pics, I’m talking something substantial….She sucks.

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The only thing interesting about this Ashley Greene pig is that she’s dating a Jonas Brother. I know that may sound really fucking queer, but the one thing I’ve learned about motherfuckers with stupid fame and money who play all wholesome and virginal out of respect to Jesus’ and his followers’ best interest for marketing purposes, is that they like to have the dirtiest raging cock and viagra parties to make up for the oppressing of natural human instincts, if you know what I mean…

So Ashley Greene, something that seems fucking boring on the outside, never giving pussy puppet shows for her fans, cuz she knows she’s made it and has a solid fan bases that’s not going anywhere, is probably far more exciting than we could ever imagine. which is exactly where you want her to be cuz you think she’s as hot as she does….but I’m thinking my theory is wishful thinking that all pussy is slut and that no pussy is dull as this one seems to be…

Oh well, here are the pics of her leaving the gym, or whatever boring bullshit she’s doing…boring….showing off bruises you can imagine she got getting fucked up the ass like a stray dog in a muslim country….when really probably just got them at dance practice cuz that’s the only time Jonas lets her touch him….and who fucking cares…

The real tragedy in this is why the paparazzi didn’t get a fucking ass shot…It just doesn’t make sense to me…stand on the other side of the street motherfucker and pretend you are taking pics of the buildings…I don’t now how you do it in whatever immigrant country you are from, but get it together, motherfucker..

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Why the fuck can’t the paparazzi get a good shot of this cunt’s ass…or really any cunt’s ass for that matter. All they have to do is cross the fuckin’ street and hit her from another angle, but these lazy immigrants just stick in one place, thinking we care about Ashley Greene from the front, cuz she’s this big deal now….you know dating a Jonas Brother and staring in Twilight….the power publicist strategy to make her huge fucking money in the 12-15 year old demographic…pretty much icon money…

All I care about is seeing her ass. Partially because her cunt face annoys me…..mainly cuz of the wholesome act she pulls by not dressing half naked or flashing her tits at events cuz she knows she’s made it…but mainly because I like imagining all the dirty fucking things that lying for his image by telling people he’s a virgin waiting for marriage does to her….I can assume it starts with her pussy and ends with a cum filled asshole with a few other stunts and random insertions in between….but I know one thing..and that’s that there is no way they are living a good Christian life and not sleazing the fuck out in coke fueled benders…cuz that’s just what making stupid money, hollywood, success and all that other shit does to you….Fuck, if I was offered 100 million dollars from Disney to pretend I am a virgin who doesn’t like the sweet smell of all pussy, even unshowered homeless pussy during a weeklong head wave, I’d lie to the public to.

Not that that matters, what matters is that the fucking paparazzi didn’t cross the fuckin’ street when they were supposed to and now we are left with this……

Here are some more pics of her walking around Beverly Hills still being boring cuz she knows she can get away with it and that she’s pretty much untouchable…except when the Christian Jonas Brother fans aren’t watching…in which case she’s very touched….but I didn’t mean it like that…I meant she’s fucking lazy on seducing the fans cuz she’s got the fans locked down….however there is a bit of see through….which I guess is a step in the right direction for this overrated swine.

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Ashley Greene is one of those cock teasing cunts who dresses down in her everyday life except when she hits the gym and sluts it up in the tightest clothes because she can. All her fans are already sold on her and the cult she is part of that they are gonna check out her latest pics, whether she’s in a snowsuit or a bikini and I think she knows it….because if she was insecure in herself and her career, she wouldn’t have this obnoxious cockiness that she’s part of something so big and relevant that she can be as boring as she wants and still get the work and attention she needs….cuz she is overhyped…and I know that I can’t wait for it all to come crashing down…so that the sleaziest pics of her aren’t ones of her in gym clothes heading to the gym, but instead of her at a casting call diddling her irrelevant Twilight cunt for a role as “Hot Girl” in Entourage Season 15….If you know what I mean….and if you don’t…you’re an idiot…but I’ll spell it out for you…put this bitch in the bottom feeding roles she has to get naked in to get noticed…where she belongs…

I haven’t stepped into a gym in at least a decade, so maybe this is considered wholesome gym apparel, in which case, I’ll have to start hanging out outside gyms…

Here’s Ashley Greene and yes, I am part of the problem….

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From Twilight to movies with Miley Cyrus to the Jonas Brothers, this twat knows what to attach herself to to get buzz, just go for the two biggest and overhyped things 15 year old girls are masturbating to, because that way she doesn’t have to get naked for anyone but Joe Jonas, provided he’s not gay and just frotning’ to get press too….So that she can continue to be boring as fuck as she walks around fully clothed not giving me boners, even when her vagina is eager as it tries to eat her thick denim jeans…

I hate this bitch, she fucking sucks and I hate you and all your 15 year old friends and family who make her think she’s got staying power…puttin her in this lazy, stagnant, plateau of boring…

This is some serious fake love…let’s just hope the end comes up faster than she realizes, leaving her with roles that require her naked, cuz I’m ready for her to redeem herself with nudity, trying to get back to where she once was….cuz wherever she’s at now makes me wanna take a nap…

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