The thing that always annoyed me about Ashley Greene was that she was a social climber, and in her social climbing she attached herself to a lot of successful things, from Twilight to a Jonas Brother, making getting naked for attention not an option…..making us seeing her naked…never happen…so that lack of giving made me hate the bitch…but then I realized how weird it is for a motherfucker from the internet to hate someone they don’t know, they’ll never meet, and who is hardly polluting their life cuz they don’t watch their movies and more importantly aren’t polluted by their songs like she was Gaga or Katy Perry…so I just went back to not caring, and staring at her tits when opportunities like this came up…She’s irrelevent but sweaty as fuck, all pushed up and trying. That works for me.

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