Just when I thought Miley Cyrus strategy to get noticed was going to rub off on Ashley Greene, I have to be reminded just how boring this cunt is. Seriously, Miley showed her that if they wear see through shirts , or if they pretend to make out, everyone will be happy cuz two decent looking girls, who are way too popular for their own good, or for their own talent levels, will be doing something scandalous…..and that excites people…but instead Ashley Greene is back to her old bullshit of wearing normal clothes and doing normal things like walking, cuz she’s just cocky and thinks nothing will stand in the way of her and her Twilight fame, a fame she doesn’t think she has to cheapen herself for, but the good news is that all fads die and there will be a time soon enough when she’s scrambling for those glory days cuz she played it off all fucking wrong….

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This is just a reminder that without Twilight, the biggest piece of shit movie to make stupid money cuz it is overrated as fuck, Ashley Greene is average at best. I guess when you put any girl up against Kristen Stewart, she’s gonna shine, but there’s really no reason why anyone should be giving her any attention, cuz she’s just not as hot as they make you think she is…

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Ashley Greene is the average at best girl in Twilight….who has been lucky enough to get attached to the shit that’s made fucking Billionaires like it was Star Wars or Harry Potter…pretty much setting her for life and making idiots with no taste fall in love with her cuz compared to the other bitch in the movie, who is an inbred monster, this bitch is a 10….but she’s definitely not when she’s in her bikini. Her ass is shitty, not cuz she ate bad Mexican food, but because it’s got no fucking shape. Shit looks like it’s eating itself, or being sucked in by her pussy, in some kind of “this bitch must have 3 kids” way. Seriously…I’ve been complaining that she needs to up her nudity while people are watching and still care, cuz fame is fleeting and shit comes and go, but I shoulda sized her up before I put that out there, cuz I think she fucking sucks….

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I am not too happy about this Ashley Greene trash. She finally landed a role that put her on the map and instead of taking advantage of everyone’s eyes beingon her, she’s playing hard to get.

It’s like she’s reached this comfortable level in her mind, maybe cuz there are 15 more Twilight movies in the works, that she has locked into, pretty much making Twilight her life, which isn’t a stupid move, since she probably wouldn’t get work as relevant on her own, so she knows she doesn’t have to pull Lohan style stunts to get noticed…

So no nipple, no vagina, no sex tapes, no desperation, just comfortable celebrity that doesn’t give us much to jerk off to…and maybe that’s her strategy and the strategy of New Hollywood, cuz the trash blog attention whore shit that left little to the imagination, turned Hollywood into a bad reality show, and people have grown wiser…and know the more you hold off, the more people will want you….and that whole logic depresses me…but luckily girls in spandex workout clothes are enough for me to cum….so take that miss wholesome….i just turned you into an internet whore….cuz I don’t need nipples and sex tapes to get off and either does my reader..

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All eyes are on Ashley Greene and instead of doing something worth having people talk about, she just went to the gym with her pants semi jacked in her pussy…I think she’s getting too confident that no matter what she does, people will notice and talk about, which is too bad, because security is the one thing that keeps a vagina in lockdown, while insecurity spreads the shit all over the fucking town….and unfortunately for us, this twilight shit isn’t going anywhere anytime soon, so we’ll have to wait til her star dims and her eagerness to get work gets her eager to get naked, both on the casting couch and in the paparazzi….when girls are at their peak and all things are going their way…they are pretty much at their worst….Just wait and see Ashley Greene when all this ends, she will be singing a very different tune…thru her vag.

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I guess there’s nothing wrong with milking the fact that all eyes are on you cuz you’re part of the biggest fucking thing to hit hollywood there is and for some reason everyone thinks you’re the fucking hottest….This is the shit little kid dreams are fucking made of, and when you go to all the trouble of getting there, you might as well fucking play it up….so Here is Ashley Greene and her exposed stomach in little shorts doing what she’s supposed to…hopefully next time around there will be more pussy lip.

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