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2010

14

Jan

Ashley Greene Nipple is a Dominatrix for Interview of the Day

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Thank god for art fags. You know the high brow assholes who think too much and analyze too much and act all smart and condescending to people they don’t consider in their class of human, because with all their bullshit comes half naked bitches.

I guess they pitch the photoshoot with some logic that nipple is needed to complement her interview and make shit really have an impact and meaning, but by meaning they actually mean nipple will make the magazine worth lookin’ at, because otherwise they are just a pile of fucking drivel bullshit, but they just don’t tell the model that. They like her thinking it is something far deeper than that cuz it makes her get more and more naked…the whole thing is quite obtuse….or whatever the fuck bullshit word these bullshit people find trendy to use….and now here’s Ashley Greene posing….

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Interview

2010

12

Jan

Ashley Greene Goes to the Doctor of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Ashley Greene, or The Bitch Who Came Out of No Where and Everyone Seems to be Talking About, as I like to refer to her….and she’s going to the Doctor. I don’t know about you but when I see a girl going into or coming out of a Doctor’s office, I always wonder why she is in there. Could it be getting a routine check up, or does it have more to do with something disgusting and embarrassing that she needs sorted the fuck out. Maybe it’s a vaginal issue or infection, or an STD, maybe it’s got to do with her shitting and how irregular it is, or it could even be an aboriton, yeah it’s probably an abortion, I mean I guess that would explain the mom jeans….like a tribute to what could have been….you know something way more substantial than a lump of fleshy muck in the doctor’s vaccuum cleaner…..

Pics via INF

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Doctor

2010

08

Jan

Ashley Greene in Bodypaint for an Ad of the Day

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I saw this earlier this week – I forgot to post it – because I didn’t think it was that big of a deal and actually found it boring when there’s hot naked pussy on the internet to waste my time watching…

I always forget who Ashley Greene is but apparently she’s in on the SI marketing campaign cuz they need their Swimsuit issue to be next fucking level since it’s the only issue people give a fuck about and is probably the only reason they still print the magazine and haven’t taken it to print….

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Bodypaint

2010

06

Jan

Ashley Greens Pussy Gets Choked Out By Her Pants of the Day

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I am a pervert who is really bad at seducing girls on the internet. I get bored, abrasive and end up making fun of a bitch before seducing her into getting naked on webcam for me, but that doesn’t change the fact that seeing pussy of girls who would never consider fucking me is a total turn on for me because at least I know what I am missing out on and can imagine it going down better with actual images of it…but since the girls never deliver what I need, I’m forced to zoom in on their bikini pictures on facebook or if I’m lucky picutres of them in pussy huggin’ pants and here’s Ashley Green, another girl who will never fuck me or humor me with pussy pictures inadvertantly giving me all I really need as the moment her pussy took a bite out of her pants got captured for eternity….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Cameltoe|Pussy

2009

19

Nov

Ashley Greene Maxim Covershoot Video for Twilight Premiere of the Day

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I watched Twilight the other day to try to understand the hype. My plan didn’t work out because all I saw was a bullshit, obvious, cliche love story that I guess teenage girls are too stupid to not buy into it. I ended up falling asleep a few minutes into the shit, but I made it til an Ashley Greene part and she is handsdown the best thing to happen to Twilight. Not that that is saying much. It would have been nice if she replaced the ugly one as a main character, but then teenage girls everywhere wouldn’t have bought into the whole thing, because they can relate to an ugly chick far easier than related to a hot one. None of that really matters. What does matter is that she did Maxim in some little shorts and I figured that makes this video worth watching at least a lot more worthy of watching than the New Moon shit they’ve sold millions of dollars in tickets for before shit hits theaters tonight….which on a sidenote will be a great place to be standing drunk around 2 am to hustle horny teenage girls walking out of the theater who’s panties are soaked thru from the movie they just watched….

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Maxim|Twilight

2009

05

Nov

Ashley Greene Pumps Gas of the Day

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Want to know what I hate about Ashley Greene, other than the fact that she’s in that piece of shit emo movie Twilight, a movie you’d probably expect me to like because it is porn for teenage girls, but I can’t see past the fact that the cast isn’t hot, everyone is a shade of green like a bad Fall Out Boy Music video and most importantly there are no exposed tits or genitals, so the idea teen girls masturbate over it and it’s implied eroticism doesn’t do shit for me….I hate that she was one of those teenage girls back home in Florida who planned a modeling career for herself. She was that girl who you see in bars or who is in your classroom who acted too good for everyone else because she thought she was too good for everyone else and on weekends she’d go to modeling agencies asking to get signed, only to be told she’s too short which is code for too fat and ugly, and I guess her perseverance led her into Hollywood, but the good news is that she’s not too famous to pump her fuckin’ gas. She’s just a bottom feeder holdin’ on, hoping this Twilight thing lasts another 10 years cuz it is her lottery ticket or some shit.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Gas

2009

28

Oct

Ashley Greene’s Got a Shitty Hard Nipple of the Day

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Twilight is the new kiddie porn, or porn designed for kids and shit is all the fucking rage. This past weekend I caught my friend watching the shit when I showed up to his house by surprise and motherfucker acted more awkward, embarrassed and uncomfortable than I did the time my stepdaugther caught me on the floor of her room sniffing a pair of her panties and jerking off to a picture of Britney Spears when she was 16. Seriously, shit is like a long played out emo music video that gets little girls wet and for that, they should shut down production of the movie, send the producers to jail for trying to seduce underage girls, and save the rest of us from serious garbage that I can’t believe even exists.

Here’s one of the stars, Ashley Greene and her a shitty hard nipple while lost on her way to a meeting, but at least her nipple isn’t as shitty as the project that made her nipple even allowed on the Paramount lot to meet with high powered execs to advance her career.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Nipple|Twilight

2009

14

Oct

Ashley Greene Lookin’ Hot for Men’s Fitness of the Day

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These are some pictures of Ashely Green from Twilight, a movie I will never watch based on books I will never read, so I only know her as some bitch who leaked some nude pics on the internet a few months ago and like a cunt, decided to go after everyone who posted the pictures with Lawyer’s letters threatening to sue us, even though we were doing her a favor and taking part in the marketing scam she planned, in efforts to make her look like she was violated and not like the whore that she is, proving to the world and all the girls who have that old school mentality that posting pictures of themselves naked on the internet will ruin them, when in reality, it does the total fucking opposite…it makes you look like a victim we all want to fuck, so I guess we should thank you for giving a taste of that back with this photoshoot.

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Hot|Men's Fitness

2009

06

Oct

Ashley Greene Bikini Pics Are Doin The Rounds of the Day

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Ashley Greene is some bitch from Jacksonville Florida, or what I call the land of opportunity and if you’re a loser who is not a 13 year old girl but into the same things as 13 year old girls, you will know her from the Twilight movies….

Truth is that being into the same thing as 13 year old girls isn’t that bad of strategy to get laid. If you get into what 13 year olds are into now, it gives you something to talk about now, planting the seed and developing a bit of a friendship so that by the time they turn 18 they’ll be willing to sleep with you because you’ve been such a cool, involved, personable neighbor all these years…. but it may just end up getting you arrested, you know after your hormones get the best of you and decide you can’t wait the 5 years and need pussy now, forcing you to crawl in bed with her late at night when she’s having a slumber party in a tent she pitched in her backyard, or worse, pullin out your boner and jerking off while she’s practicing her dance routine for school in the park across the street, you sick fuck.

I don’t know if these pics are old or new, I just figured I’d post them cuz everyone else is and fitting in is something I always dream about….but never works out cuz all the bitches I get with have big pussies….or maybe I just have a small penis..

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Bikini

2009

10

Aug

Ashley Greene Naked Pictures Tainted By Perez of the Day

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[IMAGES REMOVED CUZ SHIT IS THE LAW SON]

I don’t watch Twilight or fall into the whole trap because I have better things to do, so I don’t know who Ashley Greene is, but assume she is Brian Austin Greene’s daughter and now she’s showing off her swollen pussy in some webcam pics, cuz every girl takes naked pictures of herself, whether it’s to check themselves out or seduce random dudes they are dating without thinking that dude will pass that shit around, especially when bitch is famous, or even if it’s for a publicity stunt and the whole thing is pretty alright, except that Perez had to turn it fuckin’ gay…

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Naked